Haha glad I haven't gotten any flames yet (: Not that that would STOP me or anything. Out of all the chapters I've written so far, this one is particularly my favorite. XDD
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Day 2
Dear Diary,
I did it! I finally told Sasuke my TRUE feelings. He's sooooo cute! He's playing hard-to-get with me! Tee-hee! I have an idea (now that we know our feelings are mutual). Sasuke likes STRONG girls, riiiight? Well I'll just show him my true strength!
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Next day…
As usual, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura met again at that bridge. It was the same morning ritual as always; Kakashi being late and Sakura and Naruto yelling at him because he was late again. And Sasuke… being Sasuke.
"Today," Kakashi began, "I will be putting you up against one another to test how good you've gotten in terms of strength."
"Awwwright!" Naruto exclaimed. "Now I can beat the crap outta you, Sasuke!"
Sasuke scoffed. "You're in over your head, dumbass."
"I AM NOT A DUMBASS!" Naruto fought back, about to pound Sasuke in the ground, except Sasuke dodged with ease and did the pounding to Naruto instead like it was nothing. That Sasuke!
"Dumbass." Sasuke smirked.
"Owww… you bastard!" Naruto wouldn't have the last word. He CAN'T have the last word. He's Naruto!
"Naruto, you stupid idiot! Why do you always have to be mean to Sasuke?" Sakura attempted to stick up for Sasuke.
"Wah… Sakura…" Naruto said, weepy-eyed.
"Now, now, wait to fight AFTER I say you can." Kakashi sighed. Those students of his.
THIS IS PERFECT! Sakura thought. SASUKE CAN SEE MY STRENGTH AND HOW MUCH I'VE PROGRESSED!111111ONE!
"First, we'll put the best student here against the worst student here." Kakashi instructed. "Uchiha Sasuke…"
"Stupid Sasuke! Why does everyone think he's all that?" Naruto questioned to himself out loud.
"Stupid Naruto!" Sakura kicked dirt in his face. "You're just jealous!"
And Naruto cried. Why was his true love so mean to him?
Jesus, I HATE Naruto! Sakura thought
Kakashi coughed. "And the worst student…"
Sakura and Sasuke both looked at Naruto. And Naruto was like "…?"
"… Haruno Sakura."
Sakura's eyes turned into dots. Naruto gave a mischievous Naruto-smile. Sasuke didn't even flinch. He KNEW it because he's a GENIOUS.
"HEHEHE! Looks like I'm not the weakest here afterall!" Naruto half-exclaimed happily, half-eyeing Sasuke who was already eyeing Naruto because they're rivals and that's what rivals do.
And Sakura gave Naruto this STARE that was like "WTF DID YOU SAY!1/1/1/1!2/23DKGJ498649085/"
"I mean… Kakashi must be wrong! You're so awesome, Sakura!" Naruto lied as he slowly backed away because he was afraid of Sakura smiting him. As if THAT would happen.
Kakashi coughed again. Maybe he had a cold? Or maybe he's Hayate! Or maybe he was just clearing his throat. Who knows!
"Um.. Just start already."
And they did.
"Sasuke, don't go easy on me just because I'm a girl!" Sakura cried as she got into some lame fighting stance.
"Uh-huh."
Sakura then put her forehead protector on her forehead because she was big and bad and hardxcore and all that jazz. Sasuke was just like ".".
"Take this, Sasuke!" she cried as she charged towards him with a kunai in her hand. "HI-YA!" she cried stupidly.
She lunged the kunai at his shoulder but he dodged it so easily it wasn't even funny. And then he hit her BIG FOREHEAD with his elbow like it was the easiest thing in the world. And then she stumbled back.
"Hey… how did you do that? I have AMAZING chakra control!" she said all confusing-like.
"What's your point?" Sasuke was lost.
"I'm STRONG!" she huffed.
"Sakura, it doesn't matter if you're amazing at chakra control if you never do anything except whine."
"…oh.." she said, dejectedly.
Then she got DETERMINED. Again. And she charged at Sasuke again. "Look, Sasuke! I can be strong!"
So she ran up to him and BIT him. On the arm.
"Atta girl, Sakura!" Naruto cheered, pretending like he thought Sakura was doing a good job.
"What the hell! Sakura, get off me!"
And Sakura bit harder until he bled.
Oh Sasuke! You're bleeding! I hate to be the one doing this but now you can see my strength!
After about 10 minutes of Sasuke just sitting there looking like: ".." and Sakura not moving as she just… bit him.
Sasuke was getting bored of this and he didn't wanna get rabies from his teammate so he chidori'd her gigantic forehead all the way to Switzerland. However that worked.
"Sasuke! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL TO SAKURA!" Naruto rolled up his sleeves as he was about to bash Sasuke's face in until it got turned around again and it was Naruto with the bashed face and Sasuke being all "heh".