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Day 3

Dear diary,

I think I did a good job yesterday! Sasuke must think I'm the strongest kunoichi IN THE WORLD. I hope I didn't hurt him too much! He did beat me, though… but that's okay, I just let him! Hehe! Don't worry, Sasuke, my darling. Haruno Sakura is here to lick your wounds!11111one!

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The next day…

It was a very early time in the morning at the bridge, where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura waited for their teacher once more. Are you sensing a trend? Sakura tried to slowly side-step closer and closer to Sasuke as Sasuke side-stepped AWAY from Sakura faster and faster.

"Sasuke." Sakura spoke softly as she had huge sparkles in her eyes.

Sasuke groaned. Would this girl leave him alone EVER?

"Um, about yesterday…" she began again, looking downwards and blushing as she attempted to look cute and shy but instead she looked really stupid. "Are you hurt?"

Sasuke shifted uncomfortably.

"What is it, Sasuke?"

He sighed. "Don't worry, you didn't hurt me, Sakura." He looked down and looked at the bite mark she gave him. Sasuke considered getting tested for rabies at that moment.

"Sakura!" Naruto exclaimed. "I'm sure you did A LOT of damage to Sasuke! He's just pretending that you didn't hurt him even though you did." Naruto lied. He had to get Sakura to fall in love with him SOMEHOW!

"Oh SASUKE! CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?" Sakura wailed as gigantic waterfalls of tears poured out from her eyes as she hugged Sasuke again like there was no tomorrow. Sasuke died a little inside.

"How about MY hug, Sakura?" Naruto said confidently.

"YOU PERVERT!" Sakura screamed really loudly and beat him up and punched him and kicked him with the BRUTE powers of Inner Sakura for like… no reason.

"Ow…" Naruto said woefully as he rubbed his hair.

"Sakura, why did you call Naruto a pervert?" Sasuke asked out of nowhere.

Sakura was silent. She was absolutely STUMPED!

After about a minute of silence, Sasuke and Sakura could hear Naruto screaming "YOU'RE LATE!". I bet you can't guess who he was screaming it to.

For the past few days, Kakashi noticed that his students were… not getting along so well. So he gave them a looooong long long long long lecture. One that I'm NOT going to type out.

Naruto was daydreaming about something else (probably Sakura) and not paying a bit of attention. Sasuke didn't pay any attention either because even though he LOOKED calm, his mind was screaming "KILL ITACHI, GET REVENGE, GET POWER, BE AN AVENGER, BE EMO". And Sakura was paying CLOSE attention so she could impress Sasuke. As if he was paying attention. And even if he WAS paying attention, why would he even care?

Kakashi kept babbling on and on about friendship and teamwork and all that good stuff when he was suddenly interrupted by Sasuke.

"Ahem," he began. "I need to use the restroom."

Kakashi nodded and excused Sasuke so he could do his business.

"Kakashi!" Sakura cried. "I need to use the bathroom TOO!"

Heehee, now I can spy on Sasuke with his pants off!

Kakashi sighed. "Just hurry up." Sakura nodded and ran away. She had to catch up to Sasuke because… because she's Sakura and she's a zombie Sasuke slave. But she didn't get TOO close so Sasuke wouldn't see her.

Naruto was just zoned out the entire time so let's just forget about him for now.

So anywho, Sasuke (with Sakura close behind him) went to the nearby lake where he could do his duty. We'll just pretend that Sasuke can't sense Sakura's presence because this is my fanfic and I say it can be that way.

Sakura hid in a bush and watched cautiously as Sasuke slowly unzipped his pants and then WHIPPED IT OUT. Just kidding, though! Anyways, he unzipped his pants barely and you could see his boxers. And not just ANY boxers. His POKE'BALL boxers.

Sakura covered her mouth with her hands tightly as she tried not to laugh.

OH EM GEE! She squealed in her mind. This is SUCH a cute side of Sasuke!

Except, she also squealed it out loud. She then gasped loudly and covered her mouth again.

Thank god he didn't hear me!

"Sakura, you know I heard you." said Sasuke as if he was ALL THAT. Startled by Sasuke, (haha. Stupid Sakura.) Sakura jumped out of the bushes all covered in leaves and twigs and all sorts of random assorted things like that as she rubbed the back of her head and did a huge anime sweatdrop thing.

"Oh… Sasuke! I--"

"You saw them, didn't you?"

"S-saw what?"

Sasuke blushed (holy shit?) and turned to the side.

"You know…"

"Oh SASUKE! You shouldn't be ashamed! That side is so cute of you, you and your little Poke'ball box--"

Sasuke put his hands over her mouth and shut her up.

"God damnit, Sakura. You couldn't possibly be any louder, could you?" he said as he slowly moved his hand away from her almost-as-equally-gigantic-as-her-forehead mouth.

Sakura then got an idea. An EVIL idea.

"NARUTO!" she screamed. "HELP ME! SASUKE IS ATTACKING ME!"

Back where Kakashi and Naruto were, Naruto's Sakura-senses began to tingle. "DON'T WORRY SAKURA! I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THAT BASTARD!" he cried as he took off, leaving his teacher by his ol', lonesome self. Sob.

Back where Sakura and Sasuke were, Sasuke was seriously about to chidori her huge forehead again. "What the hell was THAT for!" Sasuke yelled.

"Well, it's the fastest way Naruto will get here and he should know about you're poke'ball boxers." Sakura said nonchalantly.

Sasuke slapped his forehead. He knew what Sakura was trying to do.

"Fine, Sakura. You win. I'll go on a… Sasuke gulped. "…date with you. But don't tell ANYONE about my…" Sasuke paused. "Yeah."

Sakura's eyes lit up INSTANTLY. "REALLY! You really mean it, Sasuke? YAY!" She instantly GLOMPED Sasuke like there was no tomorrow and Sasuke was seriously considering suicide. He had to spend a whole day with SAKURA. GREAT!

"Don't get any ideas, Sakura." Sasuke grimaced.

"I wooooon't…" Sakura said, in dreamland.

Naruto finally came and Sakura beat him up and called him a pervert for no reason again and then he cried because he was confused.

Tomorrow was going to be a long day for Sasuke.

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WHAT will Sasuke and Sakura do on their "date"? Will Sasuke SURVIVE? AND WHY WAS HE WEARING POKEBALL BOXERS? All this will be answered in time.