a/n: Wow! I seriously did not expect to get the amount of feedback that I've been getting! And what's even more unbelievable is that Machi has offered to draw a fan fiction of this fic! It's a-okay with you, how could I deny? XD Thank you SO much! Really, it is people like you that keep me going.

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Day 4

Dear Diary,

WOW! Sasuke asked me out on a date yesterday! I think he REALLY likes me. SQUEAL! I'm so excited! I don't think I'll get any sleep tonight. Haha, take that, stupid Ino! She better keep her dirty pig-hands off of MY man. I'm going to meet him in front of the Konoha gates. Oops! I forgot to tell him what time we were meeting. Hmm…

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Sakura's eyes SHOT open at some random time in the middle of the night. "Aw man…! I am SO excited! And obsessed!…I mean! Excited! CHA!" she randomly yelled throughout her house and the neighbors yelled at her. Stupid Sakura and her stupid gigantic-mouth-and-forehead COMBINATION.

She shut her eyes tightly for about 3 seconds when they opened wide again. I wonder how Sasuke will be dressed… I bet he'll dress up all special just for ME!

She shut her eyes again for like… not even a second when they opened again. "WHAT AM I DOING?" She cried loudly again as she quickly sat up. "We didn't set up a time! Sasuke could be there RIGHT NOW," she stupidly concluded at 2:15 in the morning. I bet he's an early bird!

Sakura got up and got dressed in the most BEAUTIFUL thing she had (as in that impractical red dress she wears every single day) and darted out the door.

She RAN to the Konoha gates as fast as she could, probably with the help of Inner Sakura or something lame like that. Unfortunately for her, Sasuke was NOT there. And then the "Sadness and Sorrow" theme started to play as we looked at Sakura's dramatically sad face (a/n: seriously, I'm listening to that right now and I was like… LMFAO WHAT IF I PUT THAT IN THE STORY FOR SOME NOT-DRAMATIC MOMENT.). She sat down and tried to put on a positive smile.

"He'll be here SOON! HEEHEE!" she giggled because she just randomly got excited again. And then she fell asleep right on the cold hard floor. Tsk tsk, Sakura, that's what you get for leaving the warm comfort of your own household!

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"AIIEEEEEEE!1111111" Sakura screamed as she felt something very hot.

"Finally." Sasuke said coolly. "Pretty much NOTHING woke you up, so I had to Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu you. You snore pretty freaking loud. It's funny."

Sakura's eyes instantly lit up at the sight of Sasuke.

"SASUKE…..!" She pretty much SCREAMED as she glomped him like some sort of mad glomping machine. "You worked so hard to wake me up so we could go on our date…!" Waterfalls of tears poured out of her eyes and once again she looked pretty stupid.

"Well, yeah," Sasuke muttered, irritated. "If I didn't, you'd be bothering me about how I 'stood you up' for just about a million years."

"That's not true!"

Sasuke stared at her.

"Um… okay, so maybe it is…" Sakura shifted uncomfortably. "SO!" She exclaimed, trying to change the topic. "Where to?"

"Wherever. I was forced into this whole stupid thing anyways," Sasuke said as he looked at his watch covered in little Uchiha fans. He couldn't believe he was wasting time with Sakura.

Sakura's eyes got huge and sparkly. AGAIN. And Sasuke looked like he was about to gag. "Well… first we can go to Ichiraku ramen!"

"For breakfast…?"

"YES!"

"Oh, THAT'S right. We can be unoriginal just like every single Naruto fan fiction in the world and eat at the ramen place even though there are probably dozens of better restaurants out there most likely?"

Sakura nodded.

"Oh, okay."

So as they strolled their way to the ramen place, Sakura couldn't help but wonder.

"So, Sasuke," she began, "Why those ADORABLE Pokeball boxers? HEY! ARE YOU WEARING THEM NOW?" She made an attempt to pull down his pants a little bit until he punted her in the chin.

"Owch! SASUKE!"

"I'd rather not talk about that."

Sakura got up and brushed herself off. "Well, I guess YOU don't have to talk about it, but I could just tell lots of OTHER people and we can all talk about it!" she exclaimed with a perky smile.

Sasuke winced.

He took a deep breath. "Okay… you know how I'm the last Uchiha?"

Sakura nodded.

"Well…I need those Uchiha fans everywhere," Sasuke gulped. "Even on my… boxers. And it's not like they SELL Uchiha-fan boxers, and it's not like I was about to MAKE them. Closest thing was," Sasuke coughed, "that."

"Oh SASUKE!" Sakura said because she thought it was the cutest thing EVER. Freak. She attempted to hug him madly and just SHOWER his cute little face with kisses but then he pushed her way. Now who saw THAT coming?

"Uh… no."

Sakura was GOING to bawl madly until they got to the ramen place, and it's not like she wanted to make a scene. Strange, that usually doesn't stop her!

They were surprised to see someone else there. Somewhat… I mean, THEY were there. In the MORNING.

"SASUKE? AND SAKURA!" Naruto yelled. It's obvious it was Naruto. I mean, honestly. There's like no other characters in this fic, anyways.

Naruto was like "…!"

Sasuke was like "…"

Sakura was staring as Sasuke and blushing like a big, stupid tomato.

"Sakura! What did Sasuke do to you!" Naruto asked, enraged.

"STUPID NARUTO!" Sakura cried, and punched him with Inner Sakura strength.

"Wah!" Naruto weeped.

"Tell him, Sasuke!" Sakura ordered.

"We're on a…" Sasuke grimaced. Did he really wanna do this anymore? No. But if he didn't, Naruto would never let him hear the end of… yeah. He gulped"…date."

Naruto's eyes widened. "THAT'S IT, SASUKE! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" Naruto cried as he rolled up his sleeves and was about to pull a Rasengan on Sasuke's face until Sasuke bashed Naruto's head in a wall like it was the easiest thing ever and smirked. (I don't hate Naruto! I love him. I'm just writing a humorous way to portray the Sasuke/Naruto relationship. XD) Sasuke "heh"d at his foolish rival. OH SO FOOLISH!

Naruto fell back softly with his eyes being swirlies. He blinked, then stomped off, muttering something incoherently like "Damn you, Sasuke!"

"One beef ramen, please!" Sakura smiled at the waiter person thingie and gave off an un-cute smile. "And you, Sasuke?"

"I don't eat ramen."

"Oh…" she said, dejectedly.

And then a few moments passed in silence. Sakura tried to reach for Sasuke's hand but he slapped it away before you can say "pineapple".

"Oh, Sasuke…" Sakura started.

"What?" Sasuke said, getting really annoyed at how many goddamn times he's heard Sakura say his name.

"Could you…" Sakura shifted uncomfortably to the side, while blushing un-cutely. "…kiss me?"

Sasuke stared at her. Did this girl really think that he liked her or something?

"Uh…" Sasuke stumbled. "No?"

"It's okay," Sakura smiled. "We can take things slow."

TAKE THINGS SLOW? Did Sakura think that they were in some sort of RELATIONSHIP or something? Sasuke was just about to contradict her statement until…

"Hey, forehead-girl! What are you doing here with SASUKE?" A loud voice cried.

Oh god. ANOTHER ONE.

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WHO IS THIS GIRL! Okay, it's obvious, but I had to end this at SOME sort of cliffy, even though it's not really a cliffy because we OBVIOUSLY know who it is. Oh well!