Iloveinuyasha44: (:

FlamexSage: That's cool, I have no problems with sasusaku fans. X3 I like to see some open-minded people around here, not people who are like "OMG I LOVE THIS PAIRING I HATE YOOOOOOOU" or… something. I'm not sure where this is going, but it won't be as simple as "Sakura dies!" XD;

Biawutnow: Wow, thanks for all the reviews. :D Once again, I have no problems with open-minded sasusaku fans. I'm a pretty big nejiten fan but hell, I even love bashing fics I read on them. As long as they're funny, right? Genius? XDDD;; It just came to me one day while taking a shower. O.o;;;

Deathrosekitty: -shifts uncomfortably- Well, uh… XD;; I guess since my chapters have had a trend of being somewhat short, adding another character would make it too lengthy to fit in, I guess. XD;

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OMG! IT! WAS! INO! What a SHOCKER!

"What are you doing with MY Sasuke, you dumb forehead-girl?" Ino glared at Sakura while Sakura glared back.

"Um, I'm not yours, Ino." Sasuke explained, trying to break the ice.

"YEAH!" Sakura agreed. "IT'S BECAUSE HE'S MINE!"

Sasuke slapped his forehead. If I was Sasuke, I would have gotten a headache a LONG time ago from slapping my forehead so much!

Ino at that point grabbed Sasuke's arm. "I don't think so!" Ino cried, pulling down her bottom eyelid thing and sticking her tongue out. Then Sakura was like "!" and grabbed Sasuke's other arm.

"Let him go, you pig. He's on a date with ME."

"Hmph! Like Sasuke would willingly go on a date with someone who has SUCH A BIG FOREHEAD!"

Sasuke was sort of just sitting there like: "….."

"INO!"

"SAKURA!"

"BOTH OF YOU GET OFF ME, RIGHT NOW!" Sasuke yelled, his veins bursting as Sakura and Ino screamed "Eeeek!" in unison.

"It's REEEALLY hard to get this day going by faster as it already is. I'm about finished with this stupid 'date' so I can go home and do something better with my time, as long as it's not being with EITHER of you."

Ino and Sakura had a very shocked look on their faces.

"Sasuke…!"

"We… we're sorry…!"

Sasuked sighed. He was really tired of this. "Ino, please go home. Or somewhere very far away."

"But, Sasuke---!" She was interrupted by his glare. "u-uh!" Ino sweated, "I'll see you later, Sasuke!" and with that, she darted off, but not before glaring at Sakura but she was ALREADY glaring at Ino because they were TRUE rivals and that's what rivals do, remember?

"Sasuke, I--" Sakura began.

"Just. Shut up, Sakura. Have you even gone one minute of your life without saying my name?"

"YES! When I sleep, Sasu--"

GLARE GLARE GLARE.

Sakura looked down, defeated.

It was quiet for a while, and Sasuke had a bad headache. How could Sakura's obscure family members LIVE with this?

"So, um…" Sakura began. "I'm sorry, Sasu-- err… sorry."

Sasuke sighed. "It's… okay, Sakura." Except it really wasn't. But Sasuke has a wee bit of kindness in his heart to forgive her.

"So…" she began, once more. "What do you wanna do now?"

"Go home."

"B-but, it's only morning!"

"I know."

"But!"

"You said I had to go on a date with you. You never specified how long it had to be, and I think I let this go on WAY longer than I should have. I'm outta here," Sasuke said, as he stood up and walked away stoically as he left Sakura sitting there.

"Sasuke! WAIT!" Sakura cried as she ran after him.

"WHAT, Sakura?"

"Are we… breaking up?"

Sasuke stared at her again. Was she serious?

"Later, Sakura."

"WELL!" Sakura wailed, trying to sound mad. "YOU'RE NOT BREAKING UP WITH ME BECAUSE I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Sakura weeped as she ran home.

"Okay," Sasuke shrugged off.

And Sasuke walked home. Okay, FIRST he went to go do something like look at the moon and be emo, even though I suppose that's sort of strange seeing as how it was just morning! And THEN he walked home.

A few hours later, the Uchiha household (even though only Sasuke lived there) received a phone call. Hey, Konoha has electrical wires like all over the place, so why wouldn't they have phones?

"Hello?" Sasuke answered.

"Hello?" The voice responded.

"….hello?" Sasuke repeated again.

"Hello?" The voice replied once more.

"…."

"…."

Click.

"What the hell was that?" Sasuke questioned out loud to himself and went back to doing whatever he was doing.

And the phone rang AGAIN!

"Hello?" Sasuke answered again.

"Hello?" The voice replied.

"Not this again…" Sasuke sighed. "Do you need anything?"

"Um, it's Sakura!"

"Well, I knew THAT," remarked Sasuke because he was a genius, even though he probably had no idea.

"I'm so sorry Sasuke! Can we get back together? PWEASE?"

"…."

"Sasuke? HELLO? DON'T LEAVE ME!"

"Sakura," he gave out a large sigh. "Where did you ever get the idea that we were an item?"

"Because you asked me out on a date!"

"No, Sakura. You blackmailed me into it. And you know what? I honestly don't care anymore."

"But, Sasuke…" said Sakura, getting all weepy-eyed.

"I'm going to seriously maim you if I hear you say my name again."

"Ooh, you're SOOOO cold!" Sakura commented. "See you tomorrow for training!"

"Whatever."

Click.

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;o; Wah… this chapter wasn't that funny. Oh well! I'm not sure what to do next so leave me some suggestions please!