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Double B- Mwahahahahahaha, It's almost complete!!
Totally Stupid- The experiment?
Double B- The experiment!
Totally Stupid- Excellent! (Eyes glint with anticipation)
Double B- It's...It's...It's ALIVE!!!
Totally Stupid- The story?
Double B- The story!
Both- Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Enjoy! Winks! Once turns backs evil grins!
Harry stood facing Voldemort. Voldemort cursed, Harry died, and everyone was sad.
Just kidding!! That was so funny wasn't it! (Blank faces) Oh never mind.
The real story:
"You idiot!" yelled George.
"What! I thought you said put in chicken liver not beaten lizards! You would have made the same mistake the way you were talking!" Fred yelled back.
"Watch out it's going to blow!" screamed George.
Boom! Sticky red goo flew everywhere. Fred and George decided to chance a peek over the edge. They slowly lifted themselves from the ground and carefully looked into the cauldron. "Hey! Tastes like chicken" said Fred licking his fingers.
"Well it's a start aye!" said Fred noticing his twins frown.
George looked over at Fred. "Ha,ha! You look like a monkeys butt!" He said laughing.
"Well..Well.. you look like a um...um..well I don't know yet but I'll tell you later." Fred replied dumbly. They got up and looked around.
"Wow! This place is a wreck! Lets just blame it on some poor helpless 1st year!" Said Fred.
"Dude the house elves will clean it up. Besides I'm dead tired." George said with a big yawn.
"I'm with ya on that one!"
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"Hey Ronikens!" yelled Fred from across the common room. "Hungry?" George held out a chocolate frog. Both of the twins wore identical evil grins.
"What are you two up to?" Said Ron eyeing him suspiciously. "Why nothing my dearest brother. We just thought you would enjoy a nice candy." said George smiling innocently.
"You've done something to it. I know you have. Well, I'm not falling for it this time. Go trick someone else." (Smart move Ron!)
"Fine," said Fred smiling still more widely, "If you don't eat it"
"We will tell mum about the time you blew up the backyard trying to denome it." Fred finished.
"And how we cleaned up the horrible mess." said George.
" I didn't blow it up! You did! And I cleaned up the mess!" said Ron angrily.
Fred and George grinned, "well, she doesn't have to know does she?" replied Fred.
"I still won't eat because if you tell mum I'll tell her that you two are still doing the Weasly's wizard Wheezes." This time Ron smiled as the two grins faded from the twin's faces. They glared as Ron turned to walk away.
"Fine! Be that way!" they yelled after him. "Oi, Neville!" Neville turned around.
"Oh, uh, hi Fred and George. What's up?"
"We just wanted to give you some of our delicious candy. Here, have a chocolate frog," said Fred. Neville looked at the two curiously.
"Why are you giving me that?" He asked.
George said, "Oh, well...uh...well as a reward."
"Reward for what?"
" Well...um... for not fainting for a whole week in Herbology!" said George," Oh Ron told us!" He added seeing Neville's look of disbelief.
"Well alright then. I guess I deserve something for that." He said taking a huge bite out of the chocolate frog. (Dumbo) "Hmmm...Tastes like chicken...Huh...Wait!!" All of a sudden two large lumps began growing out of his back. He looked around and he seemed as though he were about to cry. The lumps poped out of his shirt and you could see feathers forming. Then his skin started to turn blue and his nose orange. His orange nose began growing outward like a beak. (At this point Fred and George were rolling on the ground crying with laughter. Us too by the way) Neville was the.... FRUIT LOOP BIRD! Neville was screaming with fear. (Or chirping...use your imagination)
"Oh, no! I'm a big blue bird! Grams going to kill me!"
Fred and George got up still trying to stop laughing. "Don't worry Neville...We're pretty sure it will wear off in a week or two!" said Fred. They walked up to their dormitory leaving Neville waddling toward the hospital wing. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~* SOOO.... How did ya like it? We thought it was funny but REVIEW and tell us what ya think!!!
Double B- Mwahahahahahaha, It's almost complete!!
Totally Stupid- The experiment?
Double B- The experiment!
Totally Stupid- Excellent! (Eyes glint with anticipation)
Double B- It's...It's...It's ALIVE!!!
Totally Stupid- The story?
Double B- The story!
Both- Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Enjoy! Winks! Once turns backs evil grins!
Harry stood facing Voldemort. Voldemort cursed, Harry died, and everyone was sad.
Just kidding!! That was so funny wasn't it! (Blank faces) Oh never mind.
The real story:
"You idiot!" yelled George.
"What! I thought you said put in chicken liver not beaten lizards! You would have made the same mistake the way you were talking!" Fred yelled back.
"Watch out it's going to blow!" screamed George.
Boom! Sticky red goo flew everywhere. Fred and George decided to chance a peek over the edge. They slowly lifted themselves from the ground and carefully looked into the cauldron. "Hey! Tastes like chicken" said Fred licking his fingers.
"Well it's a start aye!" said Fred noticing his twins frown.
George looked over at Fred. "Ha,ha! You look like a monkeys butt!" He said laughing.
"Well..Well.. you look like a um...um..well I don't know yet but I'll tell you later." Fred replied dumbly. They got up and looked around.
"Wow! This place is a wreck! Lets just blame it on some poor helpless 1st year!" Said Fred.
"Dude the house elves will clean it up. Besides I'm dead tired." George said with a big yawn.
"I'm with ya on that one!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Hey Ronikens!" yelled Fred from across the common room. "Hungry?" George held out a chocolate frog. Both of the twins wore identical evil grins.
"What are you two up to?" Said Ron eyeing him suspiciously. "Why nothing my dearest brother. We just thought you would enjoy a nice candy." said George smiling innocently.
"You've done something to it. I know you have. Well, I'm not falling for it this time. Go trick someone else." (Smart move Ron!)
"Fine," said Fred smiling still more widely, "If you don't eat it"
"We will tell mum about the time you blew up the backyard trying to denome it." Fred finished.
"And how we cleaned up the horrible mess." said George.
" I didn't blow it up! You did! And I cleaned up the mess!" said Ron angrily.
Fred and George grinned, "well, she doesn't have to know does she?" replied Fred.
"I still won't eat because if you tell mum I'll tell her that you two are still doing the Weasly's wizard Wheezes." This time Ron smiled as the two grins faded from the twin's faces. They glared as Ron turned to walk away.
"Fine! Be that way!" they yelled after him. "Oi, Neville!" Neville turned around.
"Oh, uh, hi Fred and George. What's up?"
"We just wanted to give you some of our delicious candy. Here, have a chocolate frog," said Fred. Neville looked at the two curiously.
"Why are you giving me that?" He asked.
George said, "Oh, well...uh...well as a reward."
"Reward for what?"
" Well...um... for not fainting for a whole week in Herbology!" said George," Oh Ron told us!" He added seeing Neville's look of disbelief.
"Well alright then. I guess I deserve something for that." He said taking a huge bite out of the chocolate frog. (Dumbo) "Hmmm...Tastes like chicken...Huh...Wait!!" All of a sudden two large lumps began growing out of his back. He looked around and he seemed as though he were about to cry. The lumps poped out of his shirt and you could see feathers forming. Then his skin started to turn blue and his nose orange. His orange nose began growing outward like a beak. (At this point Fred and George were rolling on the ground crying with laughter. Us too by the way) Neville was the.... FRUIT LOOP BIRD! Neville was screaming with fear. (Or chirping...use your imagination)
"Oh, no! I'm a big blue bird! Grams going to kill me!"
Fred and George got up still trying to stop laughing. "Don't worry Neville...We're pretty sure it will wear off in a week or two!" said Fred. They walked up to their dormitory leaving Neville waddling toward the hospital wing. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~* SOOO.... How did ya like it? We thought it was funny but REVIEW and tell us what ya think!!!