FlamexSage: It may surprise you but Ino is my favorite kunoichi too! She's pretty, smart, and really nice, but no one can see that because they think she's a zombie Sasuke slave. I mean, she IS a zombie Sasuke slave, but that's okay! ShikamaruxIno is probably my favorite het pairing. I should have made an authors note of my Ino-fandomness, but it slipped my mind. XD The Sakura/Ino rivalry I find it to be hilarious because they hate each other over a guy, so I was picking on it. XP And I am TOTALLY digging the new Ino look as well. She looks great! I drew a fanart of it on deviantart, you can find me there at chiiyako DOT deviantart DOT com.

Shadowfox98: Thanks muchly:3 I will be writing more fanfics in the future, but probably something more dramatic like romance. Unless I can think of a good humor story. :P

Iloveinuyasha44: Thanks for the suggestion XD But I don't think I'll ever promote in any way, shape, or form of Sasuke liking Sakura. Sorry. ;-;

RinPuffy: Least favorite for me. (: I do like Ino, though. Too bad this chapter is probably torture for Ino-fans alike. xD

Dojo: Not in this fanfic, no. XD Realistically, Sasuke will probably never fall in love with anyone but himself. The only true Sasuke pairing is SasukexSasuke, even though I do like myself some sasunaru, True that. :3

NarutoBlackmail: Indeed. :3 I'm a huge sasunaru fan, and my next fic is going to be a sasunaru as well! But in this fic, I'll just make a humorous rivalry between the two because I don't want Sasuke to fall in love in this. This is a Sakura bashing fic, not a sasunaru promoter (sadly)!

Biawhutnow: I know, he's almost as emo as Fall Out Boy. XD (sarcasm on that part. Sorry FAB fans. -sweat-)

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Day 5

Dear Diary,

Waaah! Our date was a complete FLOP! First we ran into STUPID Naruto who tried to ruin our date! GRR! And then we ran into ANOTHER stupid person! THAT INO! GAWSH, I hate BOTH of them! FO'SHEESH! I guess all of it was too much because Sasuke left me and we broke up. Sniff. I'm such an IDIOT! I'll get him to love me once more, some way or another.

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That night…

Alright! Sakura huffed, clenching her fists tightly like she was tough or something. I guess I should talk to him in person! She somehow deducted as she frolicked over to her beloved's house.BUT GUESS WHO SHE BUMPED INTO?

"Ino ?"

"Sakura ?"

Wow! Two times in one day! Isn't that fascinating? They glared at each other MADLY like TRUE rivals do because they so SO TOTALLY true rivals because they both like the same guy. No, really.

Ino hmph'd. "So, what are you doing here, forehead-girl?"

"I'm going to Sasuke's house!"

"Hahaha, I bet you're apologizing because you did something stupid on your 'date'. Stupid forehead-girl."

"Wha--! How do YOU know, you stupid Ino-pig?"

Oh MAN. They are SO tough, coming up with these OFFENSIVE nicknames for each other!

Ino didn't say anything.

"YOU SPIED ON US, DIDN'T YOU!" Sakura pieced together.

"Okay, forehead-girl. So maybe I did. What's it to you?"

Sakura glared at Ino and Ino glared back. Oh, the tension in the air!

"What do you want, Ino?" Sakura asked.

"Well, I was headed to Sasuke's house, but not because of the reason you think." And Sakura was like, "?"

"You're so naïve, Sakura! Well, if you MUST know!" Ino gestured for Sakura to come closer so she could whisper something in her ear for some reason, even though they were like… all by themselves.

So she, um… did?

Sakura was then like, "!" and then exclaimed loudly, "So you came here so you could meet up with me because you KNEW I'd come here so we can ally to get Sasuke to start liking us and whoever it is he likes the most becomes the victor and gets Sasuke?" Yep, loud enough for basically the whole world to hear so whispering that was about pointless, and Ino slapped her forehead.

"Er… yeah," she sweated.

"Hm… allying with you sounds weird! I don't wanna work with a BIG DUMB PIG!" Sakura began, and Ino glared at her with such… passion. "BUT… it does increase the chances of me and Sasuke being TOGETHER FOREVER. But then again, it does for you, too! So at the same time it is ALSO a competition!" Sakura declared, never even considering the fact that Sasuke will never fall in love with either of them, ever.

"50-50 chance," Ino smirked.

Sakura thought (well isn't that new?). "Alright, Ino-pig," Sakura said, returning the smirk. "You've got yourself a deal!" She announced, as they did some sort of weird secret handshake of theirs that involved many slaps, skips, and twirls. WEIRD.

So then they both frolicked hand-in-hand back to Ino's house! YAY! Except, they really didn't. They sort of just walked, side-by-side, discussing about what they could do to woo their beloved.

"Maybe we can send him love letters! He'd think that's really sweet!"

"Or maybe we can shower him with gifts!"

"And food!"

"Food?"

"CHA!"

"WELL THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! WE'LL MAKE HIM HEART-SHAPED GINGERBREAD COOKIES!"

"OHHHH, HECK YES!"

The two girls high-fived like they were the bestest friends ever and they giggled as they thought about Sasuke's cute, flustered face when he saw the cookies all the way to Ino's house. Don't even ask me who was saying what because I don't honestly know, and even if I did, who cares? It's just SAKURA and INO. (a/n: I really did make heart-shaped gingerbread cookies the other day. For myself. HEE HEE HEE! And I ate them all in like… 2 days. I'm a Rubber Ducker-pig. -dies- Except I'm not fat. Not that there's anything wrong with fat people! I'M JUST SAYING! STOP ACCUSING ME! SHEESH!)

They literally RAN through the front door, leaving Sakura-and-Ino shaped holes on Ino's door. MAN, INO'S DAD'S GONNA BE MAAAAAAD!

"I'LL GET THE FLOUR!" One cried.

"OKAY! I'LL GET THE EGGS!" The other cried.

That went on for a well 5 minutes until they got all the ingredients they needed.

About an hour later, the cookies were done. Honestly, as if I'd REALLY waste time explaining the process.

The girls had powder and flour and egg and all that good stuff all over themselves, like the apron didn't make any difference. Gee, aren't we girls supposed to be neat?

They pulled them out from the oven and they were basically LUMPS.

"Well, Ino-pig! I believe we've earned ourselves a taste!"

"Agreed, forehead-girl!" They laughed happily to each other OOC-ly.

Basically, when they tried it, their eyes became big O's. Hey! That's an anime! Anywho, it was um.. Bad.

"Sakura…" Ino began, actually not calling her a dumb forehead-girl FOR ONCE, "Did you put salt instead of sugar in these?"

"Oops! I did! TEE-HEE!"

"Should we start over?"

"Nah, I think Sasuke will probably just look at these and throw them away."

"Yeah, good point. Atleast he'll know we care."

"yeah…"

And it was quiet for a moment.

"Um, do you have that lunchbox that they use in those shoujo animes in which the girl bakes cookies for the boy that they like/love and the lunchbox has little bows on it?"

"Yup!" Ino replied. "Right here!" she pulled out of her back, out of thin air. Whoa.

"TO SASUKE'S!" Sakura pointed to some random direction, enthusiastically.

"TO SASUKE'S!" Ino reiterated as they charged out the door.

They frolicked over to Sasuke's house, arms linked. Yes, for real this time. Or not! I'll make it up to you to decide whether they did or didn't.

Meanwhile, Sasuke was chilling on his couch that was covered in Uchiha-fans. Other than writing angsty poetry, I have no idea what Sasuke would do in his free time. OH! I KNOW!

He then got up and pulled out his little Uchiha-fan covered darts and tossed them at a picture of Naruto that already had a bunch of holes and darts in it, and chuckled. No wait, that's weird, Sasuke doesn't laugh. Instead, he "heh"d and smirked because he had SO much pride. That's better!

Knock knock knock.

Sasuke could take a good guess at who this was. He turned his head slightly to the side to see Ino and Sakura waving madly in front of his window, while Sakura attempted to look cute by blushing and Ino just blushed normally.

Sasuke then proceeded to give them the finger and walked away to somewhere unknown (probably his bedroom that had a choujizillion Uchiha-fans surrounding the place).

Sakura and Ino grimaced. Now what?

"Now what?" Ino asked dejectedly.

"I don't know! I guess he's still mad!" Sakura explained.

Then they looked at each other.

"I guess we can just leave the cookies here."

"Yup."

Sakura put the cookies down in front of Sasuke's doorstep (which had an Uchiha-fan welcome mat).

"I'll see you later," Sakura said, walking back to her house.

"Yup," Ino replied, walking in the opposite direction.

5 minutes later, Sasuke's door opened and Sasuke found the cookies just sitting there. He cautiously looked around to see if anyone was there, but alas! No one was. He then grinned deviously, ran back inside, and shoved ALL the cookies in his mouth. Yum, cookies!

If only he knew that they put salt instead of sugar in the cookies.

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Okay. I have NO IDEA where the hell this idea came from. I didn't want this story to end yet, though! For it is too soon! ONLY SIX CHAPTERS SO FAR! It cannot end yet!

This chapter probably made Ino-fans die a little inside (heck, even me), seeing her ally with Sakura and giving her a bit of bashing as well. Um.. Oh well! XD