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Chapter two: Blackmail!
George shut the door of the dormitory as his brother burst into fits of laughter.
"That was brilliant!" yelled Fred.
"It worked perfectly!" exclaimed George "I think it's time to put fruity fogs on the market! What do you say.... 8 sickles?"
"Sounds good to me"
Both burst into new fits of laughter. Suddenly George stopped and said in the most matter of fact voice he could muster and said, " Now, let's get down to business."
" 'Bout our dear brother Ron?" asked Fred grumpily.
"Exactly"
"Kill him, I'm gonna kill him!" shouted Fred.
" Fred our little brother is blackmailing us!" said George.
"I know and better yet everyone in the dang school knows nobody ever blackmails the Weasly twins!"
"Precisely"
"They'll think we've gone soft"
"Embarrassing, this could ruin us!"
"This has got to be stopped before we lose all our hard earned dignity!" said Fred outrageously.
"You got a plan?" whispered George.
"Sure do my dearest brother" replied Fred an evil grin spreading across his face.
"Excellent"
They sat in the corner they sat in the corner of their dormitory whispering back and forth and making notes on a sheet of parchment until all of their roommates had gone to bed
"Alright" said Fred while chewing on a piece of bacon the next morning, "so the first thing we do is get Lee in on our plan right?"
"Yea that's the plan" said George sleepily.
"Well lets get going then" said Fred beginning to stand up.
"And where are you two going? Breakfast just started." said Ron sitting down on George's left.
"Do we want to know?" asked Harry sitting beside Fred.
Hermione and Ginny sat down also. Hermione just glared at the twins waiting for an answer.
"Well probably not seeing as your small minds probably couldn't handle it." replied Fred.
"Humph" snorted Hermione.
"What? You think we're up to something?"
"We assure you"
"We aren't planning anything"
"That concerns you so, good day to you." The twins smiled and stood up. "By the way, must we remind you" said George in a very matter of fact voice. As they began to walk away the both said, "We are well mannered young adults intent on spending our day quietly studying and creating no mischief at all." They laughed mischievously and walked out the oak front doors.
"You know, I seriously doubt that Fred and George have ever been well mannered" Said Harry disbelievingly.
" No the really weird thing is that they're studying. I have never seen them study." said Ron.
"Follow them?" asked Harry.
"You read my mind!" Ron said heading for the doors.
"You'll be late for classes!" Hermione called after them. They completely ignored her.
"Since when have they cared?" asked Ginny, "Their hopeless you know."
" Yea but it was worth a try."
"Oy! Lee!" Fred yelled across the common room. Lee was in the corner of the room selling fruity frogs to some stupid first years.
"Yea?" answered Lee as the last buyers left with arms full of merchandise. "I'll split the money later."
"Whatever. We need your help." said Fred.
"In a little project of ours." finished George.
Lee looked at the twins suspiciously. After all, the twin's plans usually landed him in the hospital wing. " Nobody's going to get hurt in this right?"
" No, of course not!" said Fred pretending to be greatly offended.
"Last time I helped you I ended up in the hospital wing with a rash that read Stupid Bighead.
" That was last time," said George, "And anyway it was pretty funny. Although it was meant for Percy."
"Alright" said Lee reluctantly, "Spill"
"We'll tell you the plan but you absolutely can't tell anyone."
"Have I ever?" asked Lee.
"Here comes the truth" Whispered Ron from behind the couch.
As Fred began to whisper the plan to Lee he lowly started to smile. After ten minutes he said, "Brilliant! That I can do! I'm the best..."
"SHHHH!" They all burst into laughter and headed for class.
" Why the heck do they have to whisper everything?' asked Ron as he and Harry made their way to Transfiguration.
"Well they've got good reason," said Harry shrugging.
"And what's that supposed to mean?" asked Ron suspiciously.
"Well with people like us sneaking around I would too."
Ron glared at Harry for a few minutes then said, "But why would they keep it from us?"
"Well, maybe it's about you. I mean you are their brother," said Harry sprinting down the hall. They both made it to class just in time. 'Oh crap' thought Ron, 'He may be right.'
That night Fred and George hurried down the passage that lead to Honeyduke's cellar. They quickly found the supplies they needed and paid the owners of Zonkos and Honeydukes. (They already knew they were coming)
"Tomorrow is going to be the worst day of little Ronnikens life!"
A/n: This probably wasn't to very funny because Double B couldn't help me write this. We're only funny together. Review!
Totally Stupid: Review! Review! Review, Review, Review!
Double B: Now calm down.
Totally Stupid: They won't review!
Double B: Well, their smart goodie-to-shoes. Not stupid like us. Only stupid people like our story.
Totally Stupid: Well then make them like it!
Double B: You know I can't do that.
Totally Stupid: Then I will! HaHaHa. Review or BB gets it!
Double B: Umm.... Gets what?
Totally Stupid: The pillow!
Double B: The Pillow!!
Totally Stupid: Muahahahaha!
Double B: Oh no! Review! For me! I'm scared! Mommy!
A/N: No persons were hurt in the making of this story.
Chapter two: Blackmail!
George shut the door of the dormitory as his brother burst into fits of laughter.
"That was brilliant!" yelled Fred.
"It worked perfectly!" exclaimed George "I think it's time to put fruity fogs on the market! What do you say.... 8 sickles?"
"Sounds good to me"
Both burst into new fits of laughter. Suddenly George stopped and said in the most matter of fact voice he could muster and said, " Now, let's get down to business."
" 'Bout our dear brother Ron?" asked Fred grumpily.
"Exactly"
"Kill him, I'm gonna kill him!" shouted Fred.
" Fred our little brother is blackmailing us!" said George.
"I know and better yet everyone in the dang school knows nobody ever blackmails the Weasly twins!"
"Precisely"
"They'll think we've gone soft"
"Embarrassing, this could ruin us!"
"This has got to be stopped before we lose all our hard earned dignity!" said Fred outrageously.
"You got a plan?" whispered George.
"Sure do my dearest brother" replied Fred an evil grin spreading across his face.
"Excellent"
They sat in the corner they sat in the corner of their dormitory whispering back and forth and making notes on a sheet of parchment until all of their roommates had gone to bed
"Alright" said Fred while chewing on a piece of bacon the next morning, "so the first thing we do is get Lee in on our plan right?"
"Yea that's the plan" said George sleepily.
"Well lets get going then" said Fred beginning to stand up.
"And where are you two going? Breakfast just started." said Ron sitting down on George's left.
"Do we want to know?" asked Harry sitting beside Fred.
Hermione and Ginny sat down also. Hermione just glared at the twins waiting for an answer.
"Well probably not seeing as your small minds probably couldn't handle it." replied Fred.
"Humph" snorted Hermione.
"What? You think we're up to something?"
"We assure you"
"We aren't planning anything"
"That concerns you so, good day to you." The twins smiled and stood up. "By the way, must we remind you" said George in a very matter of fact voice. As they began to walk away the both said, "We are well mannered young adults intent on spending our day quietly studying and creating no mischief at all." They laughed mischievously and walked out the oak front doors.
"You know, I seriously doubt that Fred and George have ever been well mannered" Said Harry disbelievingly.
" No the really weird thing is that they're studying. I have never seen them study." said Ron.
"Follow them?" asked Harry.
"You read my mind!" Ron said heading for the doors.
"You'll be late for classes!" Hermione called after them. They completely ignored her.
"Since when have they cared?" asked Ginny, "Their hopeless you know."
" Yea but it was worth a try."
"Oy! Lee!" Fred yelled across the common room. Lee was in the corner of the room selling fruity frogs to some stupid first years.
"Yea?" answered Lee as the last buyers left with arms full of merchandise. "I'll split the money later."
"Whatever. We need your help." said Fred.
"In a little project of ours." finished George.
Lee looked at the twins suspiciously. After all, the twin's plans usually landed him in the hospital wing. " Nobody's going to get hurt in this right?"
" No, of course not!" said Fred pretending to be greatly offended.
"Last time I helped you I ended up in the hospital wing with a rash that read Stupid Bighead.
" That was last time," said George, "And anyway it was pretty funny. Although it was meant for Percy."
"Alright" said Lee reluctantly, "Spill"
"We'll tell you the plan but you absolutely can't tell anyone."
"Have I ever?" asked Lee.
"Here comes the truth" Whispered Ron from behind the couch.
As Fred began to whisper the plan to Lee he lowly started to smile. After ten minutes he said, "Brilliant! That I can do! I'm the best..."
"SHHHH!" They all burst into laughter and headed for class.
" Why the heck do they have to whisper everything?' asked Ron as he and Harry made their way to Transfiguration.
"Well they've got good reason," said Harry shrugging.
"And what's that supposed to mean?" asked Ron suspiciously.
"Well with people like us sneaking around I would too."
Ron glared at Harry for a few minutes then said, "But why would they keep it from us?"
"Well, maybe it's about you. I mean you are their brother," said Harry sprinting down the hall. They both made it to class just in time. 'Oh crap' thought Ron, 'He may be right.'
That night Fred and George hurried down the passage that lead to Honeyduke's cellar. They quickly found the supplies they needed and paid the owners of Zonkos and Honeydukes. (They already knew they were coming)
"Tomorrow is going to be the worst day of little Ronnikens life!"
A/n: This probably wasn't to very funny because Double B couldn't help me write this. We're only funny together. Review!