Double B: Hey! TS
TS: What do you want now!
Double B: I have to tell you something!
TS: Well what is it dumbo.
Double B: Umm, wait it's coming to me. One sec. I GOT NOTHIN.
TS: Well loser that's great.
Double B: HEY! Don't, I repeat, Don't talk about my mother in that way!
TS: There's no hope for you is there.
Double B: Why must everyone insist upon that!?
Later that night
( TS is writing the next chapter while Double B is sleeping.)
TS: What were these stupid fireworks supposed to say? Double B: ( suddenly sitting up disturbingly) They, they, they, reviewing not. Horrible. I can't make them! To many. Say bad things. I didn't mean to. Don't wanna! Please, no. AGHHH. TS: You tell um BB Double B: Tried. Won't work. TS: Tell um I said so. Double B: Oh, Uh, OK I'll, I'll tell um.
Chapter 3 When Weasleys Attack
Fred woke up at 6:30 the next morning ready for the big prank. He went over to George and shook him. "George, wake up! We have people's days to ruin." "Go away!" mumbled George burying his head in his pillow. Fred poked George in the back of the head with his wand. George's hair began turning a violent shade of purple. "Get up you stupid, ugly, flobber worm." said Fred angrily. George just groaned and rolled over. Then Fred got an idea.(Fred! We didn't know you had it in ya! Good job!) "Hey Angelina!" He said standing up. "What?" yelled George managing to bump his head on the bed frame on the way."Ouch!" Fred started laughing at George's purple hair which stuck out at odd angles. "I was only joking, now get dressed fast, unless of course that's what you're wearing today. I must say, your styling!" laughed Fred pointing at George's Quidditch pajamas. "Ha,ha" said George scowling. Fred walked over to where Lee was sleeping peacefully. He shook him also and told him to get up. Lee obediently did what he was told. "Yes mother...What happened to you?" he asked grumpily looking over at George who had just stuck his head through the top of his shirt. "What?" asked George curiously. Lee looked at him curiously then his eyes flickered over to Fred who was smiling cheekily. He shook his head and said, "Go look into the mirror dude." George slowly turned to Fred who quickly tried to hide his smile. George turned and sprinted for the bathroom. "Fred!" Fred grabbed his robes and ran leaving George's screams and Lee's laughter behind him. He got to the Great hall and quickly started eating acting like nothing had happened. He was keeping watch of the door to make sure George wasn't coming because he knew he'd get even. While he was pondering this brain draining riddle George was thinking himself.(Way to go George!) George slipped into the Great Hall and went behind the side of the table that Fred was sitting. "What are you doing back there?" Fred asked turning around and eyeing George suspiciously. Meanwhile, Lee was sneaking into the room. "Oh nothing dear brother," George said. Thinking fast he put his hands behind his back, "Um, well...I brought you a present" he said quickly buying for time. Fred glared at him not believing a word but he would play along. A few people were beginning to arrive. Lee quickly slipped some liquid into Fred's drink as they talked. "I don't trust you," said Fred, "I've known you all my life and every time I see you smile like that I usually run and hide. What's behind your back?" George flicked his wand. "Just some flowers for you my dear brother. They'd look brilliant in your hair!" He said smiling. Fred just shrugged and smirked as he thought 'That's the best he can do? Ha!' Meanwhile, George and Lee sat down across from him. Fred took a drink and began eating rapidly like usual. Then he heard the people around him starting to snicker. George and Lee were rolling on the ground with laughter pointing at his ears. "What!" he yelled. Angelina walked up and handed him a makeup mirror and said, "Look for yourself dumbo! HaHaHa!" His ears had grown to like three feet and were bright red with humiliation. "Well Weasly," said Lee, "Looks like you've been missing out on your beauty sleep again." "George!!" "Hey! Just returning the favor!"
The trio began to troop back to the common room lazily. (We honestly hope you know which trio we mean cause if you don't it might mean a trip to St. Mungo's for you!). Once they finally got there they got a piece of parchment and a certain quill. "Let the fun begin!" They got to work whispering to the pen as it sped across the paper. After about 5 minutes Fred lifted the parchment and whispered. "Perfect!" The letter read:
Dearest Hermione,
I have waited terribly long to let you know how I feel and I'm thinking it might have been too long. now I have the desire to show you my affection. I'm truly, madly in love with you. Although you fill my heart with gladness I am sad to say I can't reveal my identity for I am to shy. Although you have to bushy of hair and are way to short I am not ashamed of my emotions. Be in the common room at 8:00 p.m. for the presentation of my affection.
Your Secret Lover boy,
Anonymous
"Perfect, and in Ron's handwriting to!" said George happily. "Thanks to the wonderful forgery pens!" said Fred. "Courtesy of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!" whispered Lee. "Let's go mail this!" whispered George as the three ran out of the common room. "Wonder why they're in a hurry, it's Saturday." Ron said suspiciously from in front of the fire where he, Harry, and Hermione sat talking.
A/N: Thanks to all of our reviewers and to all you really stupid people out there we did not review ourselves. As you may have noticed the person that was writing it said hey guys which meant us.
A/N: Expect the next chapter in the next couple of days!
Soccerchic17: Well, it is our job to be funny!
Sam (stupid cowettes ): Thanks and just so ya kno we didn't find our second chapter so we had to start over. Good news, the new one is a lot better.
No name, lol: Nevile will get over it. We love fruit loops! lol
Persephone's-Child: Glad you like fruit loops too. Aren't they the best?! And by the way,... Don't hurt us!! We're to stupid to die!! lol j/k
Now go and press that button like good little people! So BB doesn't have any more nightmares!
Later that night
( TS is writing the next chapter while Double B is sleeping.)
TS: What were these stupid fireworks supposed to say? Double B: ( suddenly sitting up disturbingly) They, they, they, reviewing not. Horrible. I can't make them! To many. Say bad things. I didn't mean to. Don't wanna! Please, no. AGHHH. TS: You tell um BB Double B: Tried. Won't work. TS: Tell um I said so. Double B: Oh, Uh, OK I'll, I'll tell um.
Chapter 3 When Weasleys Attack
Fred woke up at 6:30 the next morning ready for the big prank. He went over to George and shook him. "George, wake up! We have people's days to ruin." "Go away!" mumbled George burying his head in his pillow. Fred poked George in the back of the head with his wand. George's hair began turning a violent shade of purple. "Get up you stupid, ugly, flobber worm." said Fred angrily. George just groaned and rolled over. Then Fred got an idea.(Fred! We didn't know you had it in ya! Good job!) "Hey Angelina!" He said standing up. "What?" yelled George managing to bump his head on the bed frame on the way."Ouch!" Fred started laughing at George's purple hair which stuck out at odd angles. "I was only joking, now get dressed fast, unless of course that's what you're wearing today. I must say, your styling!" laughed Fred pointing at George's Quidditch pajamas. "Ha,ha" said George scowling. Fred walked over to where Lee was sleeping peacefully. He shook him also and told him to get up. Lee obediently did what he was told. "Yes mother...What happened to you?" he asked grumpily looking over at George who had just stuck his head through the top of his shirt. "What?" asked George curiously. Lee looked at him curiously then his eyes flickered over to Fred who was smiling cheekily. He shook his head and said, "Go look into the mirror dude." George slowly turned to Fred who quickly tried to hide his smile. George turned and sprinted for the bathroom. "Fred!" Fred grabbed his robes and ran leaving George's screams and Lee's laughter behind him. He got to the Great hall and quickly started eating acting like nothing had happened. He was keeping watch of the door to make sure George wasn't coming because he knew he'd get even. While he was pondering this brain draining riddle George was thinking himself.(Way to go George!) George slipped into the Great Hall and went behind the side of the table that Fred was sitting. "What are you doing back there?" Fred asked turning around and eyeing George suspiciously. Meanwhile, Lee was sneaking into the room. "Oh nothing dear brother," George said. Thinking fast he put his hands behind his back, "Um, well...I brought you a present" he said quickly buying for time. Fred glared at him not believing a word but he would play along. A few people were beginning to arrive. Lee quickly slipped some liquid into Fred's drink as they talked. "I don't trust you," said Fred, "I've known you all my life and every time I see you smile like that I usually run and hide. What's behind your back?" George flicked his wand. "Just some flowers for you my dear brother. They'd look brilliant in your hair!" He said smiling. Fred just shrugged and smirked as he thought 'That's the best he can do? Ha!' Meanwhile, George and Lee sat down across from him. Fred took a drink and began eating rapidly like usual. Then he heard the people around him starting to snicker. George and Lee were rolling on the ground with laughter pointing at his ears. "What!" he yelled. Angelina walked up and handed him a makeup mirror and said, "Look for yourself dumbo! HaHaHa!" His ears had grown to like three feet and were bright red with humiliation. "Well Weasly," said Lee, "Looks like you've been missing out on your beauty sleep again." "George!!" "Hey! Just returning the favor!"
The trio began to troop back to the common room lazily. (We honestly hope you know which trio we mean cause if you don't it might mean a trip to St. Mungo's for you!). Once they finally got there they got a piece of parchment and a certain quill. "Let the fun begin!" They got to work whispering to the pen as it sped across the paper. After about 5 minutes Fred lifted the parchment and whispered. "Perfect!" The letter read:
Dearest Hermione,
I have waited terribly long to let you know how I feel and I'm thinking it might have been too long. now I have the desire to show you my affection. I'm truly, madly in love with you. Although you fill my heart with gladness I am sad to say I can't reveal my identity for I am to shy. Although you have to bushy of hair and are way to short I am not ashamed of my emotions. Be in the common room at 8:00 p.m. for the presentation of my affection.
Your Secret Lover boy,
Anonymous
"Perfect, and in Ron's handwriting to!" said George happily. "Thanks to the wonderful forgery pens!" said Fred. "Courtesy of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!" whispered Lee. "Let's go mail this!" whispered George as the three ran out of the common room. "Wonder why they're in a hurry, it's Saturday." Ron said suspiciously from in front of the fire where he, Harry, and Hermione sat talking.
A/N: Thanks to all of our reviewers and to all you really stupid people out there we did not review ourselves. As you may have noticed the person that was writing it said hey guys which meant us.
A/N: Expect the next chapter in the next couple of days!
Soccerchic17: Well, it is our job to be funny!
Sam (stupid cowettes ): Thanks and just so ya kno we didn't find our second chapter so we had to start over. Good news, the new one is a lot better.
No name, lol: Nevile will get over it. We love fruit loops! lol
Persephone's-Child: Glad you like fruit loops too. Aren't they the best?! And by the way,... Don't hurt us!! We're to stupid to die!! lol j/k
Now go and press that button like good little people! So BB doesn't have any more nightmares!