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ever. The summer makes people to lazy to do stuff and we are the queens of
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Chapter 4: Project Ronnikens
The next morning Harry and Ron were on their way to breakfast when an angry Hermione came up behind them and thrust a piece of parchment into their faces.
"What's this?" Harry asked.
"You tell me!" Hermione replied angrily.
The boys quickly read over the letter and stared.
"But who sent it?" asked Ron.
"I don't know Ronald. It's anonymous!"
"Yea Ronald" Said Harry emphasizing the word Ronald.
"Shutup Harry" Ron replied turning a little red.
Behind them Fred, George, and Lee came down the stairs. When they heard what was going on they grinned and snuck down to breakfast.
"But, anyway who would send this?" asked Harry looking at Hermione.
"They have to be stupid to send this lovey dovey stuff to Hermione." Ron said also looking at Hermione.
"And why can't they send this stuff to me? What's wrong with me?" Hermione asked Ron angrily.
"Oh... um... well nothing. That's not what I meant." He stammered.
"That's what it sounded like!" Hermione said getting louder. Some heads turned in their direction. Harry looked at the two bickering and then everyone around and said,
"Well, I'll let you two lovebirds sort things out by yourselves. I'm kinda getting hungry and I don't think this is going to end soon. I really hope things work out. See ya at breakfast!" He smiled and headed towards the door.
Whack!
Two pillows hit Harry in the back of the head. (Quite hard to if I do say so. Those two were really angry.)
"Ouch!"
"Phase one of project Ronnikens complete!" George said mischievously.
"Brilliant" Laughed Lee remembering the look on Hermione's face.
"Smashing show old chap." Fred said in a deep voice, "Now Phase 2: Love Lites!"
Harry entered the Great Hall closely followed by Ron and Hermione. Hermione still seemed a bit angry, partly because she was stomping around breathing heavily, and partly because she would turn and glare at Ron from time to time. Ron was simply starring around the room possibly wondering who sent the letter. Every time Hermione glared at him he would glare back. Harry just shook his head at the two of them leading the way to the table.
"If either of you two tell anyone about my 'secret admirer' I will personally kill you. "Hermione said as she sat next to Lavender.
"What a sweet, nonviolent girl that one." Ron whispered to Harry as they sat opposite her.
"Oh come on Hermione, you wouldn't kill us. Where would you find such good friends as us? Aren't we always there for you my liege?" Harry asked over dramatically. "Don't provoke her!" Ron whispered. Hermione just looked at Harry smiled and said a charm and his lips stuck together instantly.
"Hmmm" He tried to say.
"I think that means..." Ron said putting his hands to his head like he was struggling, "Hey!"
"Oh Ron your so smart" Hermione tried to smile as sweet as she could, "You too"
"Hmmm!"
A few seats away the twins and Lee finished their breakfast and headed for the common room to set up phase 2.
"Okay, let's set up some in that corner" Fred said pointing towards a corner of the common room with a lot of comfy armchairs. "Also put some by the fireplace, notice board, tables, and staircase." commanded Fred, "This ought to surprise them and make us filthy rich." He said rubbing his hands together gleefully. George and Lee were still running around and setting up in the places they were supposed to.
"Here they come dears." the fat lady called as the Gryfindors turned the corner.
"Stations!" George shouted.
Fred and George stood in the middle of the common room while Lee stood near the back next to a fuse with his wand ready. Since it was one of the hottest days of the year most of the students were heading back to the common room to play chess or exploding snap after breakfast. Once the portrait hole swung open and everyone piled in George yelled,
"Stop! We have an announcement to make."
"Or show"
"True, true"
"Us, the amazing Weasly twins, have been slaving (he put his hand to his head to emphasize) over our new product for all you brilliant customers and.... drum roll please"
"Most definitely" George started drumming on the table.
"Weasly's Wizard Wheezes"
"Is proud to present"
"Fantastic Fiery Fireworks" They both yelled together.
"Take it away Lee!" Fred yelled over his shoulder.
Lee saluted and quickly set the fuse on fire. Fireworks appeared all around the room getting many ooo's and aws from the crowd.
"By the fireplace and staircase are dragons of fury as you can see look like dragons and shoot fire. Great for teachers you may not like by the way." said Fred winking.
"And by the by the notice board and tables are the Whistling Ringwings that are bright blue rings with wings that whistle extremely loud. Great for test if you know what I mean" George said smiling.
"And last but definitely not least are the confetti bombs which explode and send confetti everywhere! Then they rebuild themselves and explode all over again!" exclaimed Lee as he pointed to the corner.
"These are only samples that will only last for five minutes. The originals will last for days!" yelled Fred excitedly.
"How about 8 sickles for individuals and a galleon for the deluxe pack?" asked Lee handing out packages to hands full of money and screaming customers. But he kept one behind his back until one particular red head bought.
"Hey Lee! Give me one of those dragon things!"
"Sure thing Ron!" Lee said pulling out the box and handing it to him. Meanwhile Fred and George were talking to Seamus and Dean.
"Alright, we need you two to do something for us." Fred whispered.
Seamus and Dean just looked at him curiously and asked "What's in it for us?"
"Well how about five packs of fireworks each for free?" George asked.
"I dunno, it depends on the demands." Seamus said slyly grinning at Dean.
"Well... if you don't do it" said Fred.
"We have our ways of making you" Said George.
"And we can give you first hand experience," Fred said smiling evilly as both twins looked toward their dorm.
Seamus and Dean gulped and, "O-ok"
"Good, now this is the plan...." The twins began whispering phase 3: Let's plan to the two boys.
Seamus and Dean walked into their dormitory where Harry and Ron were playing a game of chess with Neville watching.
"Hey guys!" all boys said simultaneously.
Seamus and Dean started talking about Quidditch while watching the game when Seamus decided to mention phase 3.
"Hey, all you bought fireworks right?"
"Yea" they all replied.
"How about we set all ours off at the same time tonight?"
"Sure that sounds cool." said Harry looking up.
""Ok tonight at eight we all set off our fireworks at different parts of the common room." Seamus said.
"Sounds good to me!" Ron said excitedly as he watched his queen break Harry's knight in half.
"Alright, Harry you set off by the fireplace. Neville by the tables and Ron can go by the staircases. Me and Seamus will be on either side of the door" Dean said looking at each boy in turn.
"Sounds good"
"Got it"
"Sure"
"See ya then!"
Seamus and Dean went over to a corner of their room to play a game of exploding snap. They tried to stop laughing and whispered to each other then laughed trying to hide it.
"That was to easy!" Seamus whispered.
"The only hard part was trying not to laugh." Dean whispered back.
8:00 p.m. That night
Gryfindor Common Room
"Alright! Stations!" whispered Seamus as the five boys came down the stairs and into the crowded common room. They casually walked to their areas and got their fireworks ready. Hermione came down the stairs and sat in a chair like she was waiting for something. Seamus started the countdown:
5...4...
'Wait Hermione?' thought Ron.
3...2...
'The letter'
1!
Ron let the fuse. 'Wait! The twins.'
"Noo!" (But to late)
BAM!
5 different sets of fireworks went off. Everyone screamed as sparks and confetti flew everywhere. Neville and Dean set off whistling Ringwings. Seamus set off a confetti bomb and Harry set off a dragon of fury. Now as we turn to dear old Ronnikens everyone starts to laugh.
(I bet their wondering why don't you BB? Yea probably so but I don't feel like telling them right now. make um wait.But I want to tell them!so? It's just so embarrassing though!I don't care. this is called suspense. Are you ready now? No. .......Now? no How... about now? Fine just tell them. Yay!!)
Hermione stared open mouthed at the firework over Ron. I believe this is when Ron starts to turn even redder than his hair (if possible) as he stared.
Above him is a large hot pink heart with little winged hearts flying around it. In the middle of the big heart were the words
Ron and Hermione Forever
Hermione looked at Ron who was trying to speak but no sound came from him.
"Hey! Little bro., Aren't you glad these fireworks last a week. You don't want anyone to miss it right?" Fred and George yelled high fiving. Ron turned slowly and stared at them menacingly (The face was so horrible we suggest parental guidance). They just grinned and waved.
"Personalized fireworks, as demonstrated by Ron, 10 sickles!" yelled Fred.
"Project Ronnikens complete!" George whispered high fiving his two best friends. They started rolling on the ground with laughter.
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Chapter 4: Project Ronnikens
The next morning Harry and Ron were on their way to breakfast when an angry Hermione came up behind them and thrust a piece of parchment into their faces.
"What's this?" Harry asked.
"You tell me!" Hermione replied angrily.
The boys quickly read over the letter and stared.
"But who sent it?" asked Ron.
"I don't know Ronald. It's anonymous!"
"Yea Ronald" Said Harry emphasizing the word Ronald.
"Shutup Harry" Ron replied turning a little red.
Behind them Fred, George, and Lee came down the stairs. When they heard what was going on they grinned and snuck down to breakfast.
"But, anyway who would send this?" asked Harry looking at Hermione.
"They have to be stupid to send this lovey dovey stuff to Hermione." Ron said also looking at Hermione.
"And why can't they send this stuff to me? What's wrong with me?" Hermione asked Ron angrily.
"Oh... um... well nothing. That's not what I meant." He stammered.
"That's what it sounded like!" Hermione said getting louder. Some heads turned in their direction. Harry looked at the two bickering and then everyone around and said,
"Well, I'll let you two lovebirds sort things out by yourselves. I'm kinda getting hungry and I don't think this is going to end soon. I really hope things work out. See ya at breakfast!" He smiled and headed towards the door.
Whack!
Two pillows hit Harry in the back of the head. (Quite hard to if I do say so. Those two were really angry.)
"Ouch!"
"Phase one of project Ronnikens complete!" George said mischievously.
"Brilliant" Laughed Lee remembering the look on Hermione's face.
"Smashing show old chap." Fred said in a deep voice, "Now Phase 2: Love Lites!"
Harry entered the Great Hall closely followed by Ron and Hermione. Hermione still seemed a bit angry, partly because she was stomping around breathing heavily, and partly because she would turn and glare at Ron from time to time. Ron was simply starring around the room possibly wondering who sent the letter. Every time Hermione glared at him he would glare back. Harry just shook his head at the two of them leading the way to the table.
"If either of you two tell anyone about my 'secret admirer' I will personally kill you. "Hermione said as she sat next to Lavender.
"What a sweet, nonviolent girl that one." Ron whispered to Harry as they sat opposite her.
"Oh come on Hermione, you wouldn't kill us. Where would you find such good friends as us? Aren't we always there for you my liege?" Harry asked over dramatically. "Don't provoke her!" Ron whispered. Hermione just looked at Harry smiled and said a charm and his lips stuck together instantly.
"Hmmm" He tried to say.
"I think that means..." Ron said putting his hands to his head like he was struggling, "Hey!"
"Oh Ron your so smart" Hermione tried to smile as sweet as she could, "You too"
"Hmmm!"
A few seats away the twins and Lee finished their breakfast and headed for the common room to set up phase 2.
"Okay, let's set up some in that corner" Fred said pointing towards a corner of the common room with a lot of comfy armchairs. "Also put some by the fireplace, notice board, tables, and staircase." commanded Fred, "This ought to surprise them and make us filthy rich." He said rubbing his hands together gleefully. George and Lee were still running around and setting up in the places they were supposed to.
"Here they come dears." the fat lady called as the Gryfindors turned the corner.
"Stations!" George shouted.
Fred and George stood in the middle of the common room while Lee stood near the back next to a fuse with his wand ready. Since it was one of the hottest days of the year most of the students were heading back to the common room to play chess or exploding snap after breakfast. Once the portrait hole swung open and everyone piled in George yelled,
"Stop! We have an announcement to make."
"Or show"
"True, true"
"Us, the amazing Weasly twins, have been slaving (he put his hand to his head to emphasize) over our new product for all you brilliant customers and.... drum roll please"
"Most definitely" George started drumming on the table.
"Weasly's Wizard Wheezes"
"Is proud to present"
"Fantastic Fiery Fireworks" They both yelled together.
"Take it away Lee!" Fred yelled over his shoulder.
Lee saluted and quickly set the fuse on fire. Fireworks appeared all around the room getting many ooo's and aws from the crowd.
"By the fireplace and staircase are dragons of fury as you can see look like dragons and shoot fire. Great for teachers you may not like by the way." said Fred winking.
"And by the by the notice board and tables are the Whistling Ringwings that are bright blue rings with wings that whistle extremely loud. Great for test if you know what I mean" George said smiling.
"And last but definitely not least are the confetti bombs which explode and send confetti everywhere! Then they rebuild themselves and explode all over again!" exclaimed Lee as he pointed to the corner.
"These are only samples that will only last for five minutes. The originals will last for days!" yelled Fred excitedly.
"How about 8 sickles for individuals and a galleon for the deluxe pack?" asked Lee handing out packages to hands full of money and screaming customers. But he kept one behind his back until one particular red head bought.
"Hey Lee! Give me one of those dragon things!"
"Sure thing Ron!" Lee said pulling out the box and handing it to him. Meanwhile Fred and George were talking to Seamus and Dean.
"Alright, we need you two to do something for us." Fred whispered.
Seamus and Dean just looked at him curiously and asked "What's in it for us?"
"Well how about five packs of fireworks each for free?" George asked.
"I dunno, it depends on the demands." Seamus said slyly grinning at Dean.
"Well... if you don't do it" said Fred.
"We have our ways of making you" Said George.
"And we can give you first hand experience," Fred said smiling evilly as both twins looked toward their dorm.
Seamus and Dean gulped and, "O-ok"
"Good, now this is the plan...." The twins began whispering phase 3: Let's plan to the two boys.
Seamus and Dean walked into their dormitory where Harry and Ron were playing a game of chess with Neville watching.
"Hey guys!" all boys said simultaneously.
Seamus and Dean started talking about Quidditch while watching the game when Seamus decided to mention phase 3.
"Hey, all you bought fireworks right?"
"Yea" they all replied.
"How about we set all ours off at the same time tonight?"
"Sure that sounds cool." said Harry looking up.
""Ok tonight at eight we all set off our fireworks at different parts of the common room." Seamus said.
"Sounds good to me!" Ron said excitedly as he watched his queen break Harry's knight in half.
"Alright, Harry you set off by the fireplace. Neville by the tables and Ron can go by the staircases. Me and Seamus will be on either side of the door" Dean said looking at each boy in turn.
"Sounds good"
"Got it"
"Sure"
"See ya then!"
Seamus and Dean went over to a corner of their room to play a game of exploding snap. They tried to stop laughing and whispered to each other then laughed trying to hide it.
"That was to easy!" Seamus whispered.
"The only hard part was trying not to laugh." Dean whispered back.
8:00 p.m. That night
Gryfindor Common Room
"Alright! Stations!" whispered Seamus as the five boys came down the stairs and into the crowded common room. They casually walked to their areas and got their fireworks ready. Hermione came down the stairs and sat in a chair like she was waiting for something. Seamus started the countdown:
5...4...
'Wait Hermione?' thought Ron.
3...2...
'The letter'
1!
Ron let the fuse. 'Wait! The twins.'
"Noo!" (But to late)
BAM!
5 different sets of fireworks went off. Everyone screamed as sparks and confetti flew everywhere. Neville and Dean set off whistling Ringwings. Seamus set off a confetti bomb and Harry set off a dragon of fury. Now as we turn to dear old Ronnikens everyone starts to laugh.
(I bet their wondering why don't you BB? Yea probably so but I don't feel like telling them right now. make um wait.But I want to tell them!so? It's just so embarrassing though!I don't care. this is called suspense. Are you ready now? No. .......Now? no How... about now? Fine just tell them. Yay!!)
Hermione stared open mouthed at the firework over Ron. I believe this is when Ron starts to turn even redder than his hair (if possible) as he stared.
Above him is a large hot pink heart with little winged hearts flying around it. In the middle of the big heart were the words
Ron and Hermione Forever
Hermione looked at Ron who was trying to speak but no sound came from him.
"Hey! Little bro., Aren't you glad these fireworks last a week. You don't want anyone to miss it right?" Fred and George yelled high fiving. Ron turned slowly and stared at them menacingly (The face was so horrible we suggest parental guidance). They just grinned and waved.
"Personalized fireworks, as demonstrated by Ron, 10 sickles!" yelled Fred.
"Project Ronnikens complete!" George whispered high fiving his two best friends. They started rolling on the ground with laughter.
Sorry for the wait guys. Took a little longer than we thought.
Now go hit that button that makes us sooooo happy!!!!!!