On a nice snowy night as Kikyou was just walking along minding here own business. When all of a sudden she heard the shout of a child. The child had yelled, "Runaway Jolly Old Saint Nick's gone crazy!"
To Kikyo's utter horror a jolly old fat man came ridding along on a red nosed reindeer. Yelling, "After them. It is time to get my revenge. Do they think it is easy staying up awake on Christmas night. Hell No! I don't want no stinkin' milk and cookies! I am lactose intolerant! I want beer! I want coffee! To top it all off I want two rare steaks one for me and one for Rudolf. Oh look there are three ho ho ho's." Santa yelled pointing at three copies of Kikyo's one being the original of course. "Hos are the worst; they only leave men's under wear. Can't I have a g-string, thong under wear. Rudolf help me with my sleighing to night!" With that Kikyo watched in horror as the jolly old fat man wielding a sack full of toys, ridding a fire breathing, red nosed reindeer com at her bringing death with a laugh.
Enjoy the first chapter. . . .