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Chapter 5: We're off to see the Potty!

"Did you see the look on his face?" Fred asked grinning widely. The twins and Lee were walking back from dinner the same day they pulled their prank on Ron.

"Yea! He looked like he was about to cry or something!" George replied laughing.

"Or kill us. One of the two." said Lee.

"Then he tried to get rid of them!" Fred said with tears of laughter forming in his eyes, "They just multiplied!"

"Now the common room is full of Ron's sweet little hearts!" George said in a rather high pitched voice.

"Awww!" the other two yelled. They started laughing so hard they had to stop to catch their breath.

"We are so mean." Lee said.

(Yes, horribly mean. Poor Ron. – Looks down in shame- Oh Well! –Grins- what goes around comes around! That was stupid. Hey, that's what we're here for!)

"To right you are!" said Fred.

"We were born pranksters!" said George.

"Well mates, I think we've spent to much time on dear old Ronald." George said to a grimace from Fred. "But," He continued with a mischievous smile, "I think it's about time we visit our dear old friend... Guess who!"

"Angelina?" Fred asked.

"No"

"Katie?" Lee tried.

"No"

"Alicia?"

"No"

"Wood?"

"No"

"Filch?"

"Well... maybe next time but no"

"I know! I know!" Fred yelled.

"What?"

"Santa Claus!"

"NOO!"

(Let us give you a clue. He is a mortal enemy of Fred and George and he slithers through Hogwart's beautiful halls. Come on people think! You can't possibly be stupider than us! Alert the media! It's the apocalypse! AHHH!)

"Montaque you morons!" George whispered.

"Ohhhh!" George rolled his eyes at his stupid friends.

"Let's study!" They yelled and ran down the hall laughing as they occasionally hit an innocent first year.

"Hey!"

"Sorry! Ha, ha!"

"Sure" mumbles innocent first year brushing himself off.

"Are you sure this will work?" Fred asked going over the plan in his mind.

The threesome was sitting at a table in the corner of the library blocked from few by piles of books. Many people were starring at them as though they were some kind of bizarre monsters from the depths of the lake. This is not true of course, it was just very unlikely to see these three with a book, not to mention in the library.

"Course I'm sure!" George said confidently.

"And is that your final answer?" Lee asked in a deep voice.

"What do you gits take me for? A mere amateur? I swear on my Aunt Greer's grave."

"George, Aunt Greer isn't dead." Fred said looking at his brother worriedly.

George looked back at him blankly, "Really?... Well I swear on her nasty gray nose hairs!"

Monday, Transfiguration

Fred and Lee,

Remember only ONE drop per person. Ready?

George

George folded the paper and banished it to Fred. Fred read it and sent it to lee who read it. They gave the thumbs up sign and started giving out little black candies from a little black box with small black letters on them.

(If we could have read those little red letters we might have stopped them... Nah!)

Their classmates looked at them curiously then poped the candies into their mouths. Instantly their eyes turned blood red. Everyone with the exception of Fred, George, and Lee, jumped from their seats and started shooting jinxes at everything that moved. Fred, George, and Lee walked toward each other dodging the spells flying from every direction.

"Yes! They worked!" Fred yelled as he ducked a streak of red.

"Devil Drops! Our best yet!" George said excitedly.

"I'll leave the making to you two but these go on the market Wednesday." Lee said ducking something violent green.

"Sure, whatever. Now, let's jinx each other!" George yelled.

"I've been hit! AHHH!" Fred yelled.

"I'm going down!" George screamed.

"Timber!"

They all fired at each other and as they fell they watched the chaos they had created. After a few minutes the drops wore off and the students still standing helped the others up. They of course didn't know why everyone was lying on the ground and the others didn't know why they found themselves there. The twins had put a memory charm in the sweets that made the students think they had been perfect angels and that they had down nothing wrong. Perfect for little brothers or sisters.

When everyone was seated Professor McGonagal began her all famous behavior lecture. All the 'I don't know what has gotten into you kids. I thought you were more mature than this' blah, blah, blah.

"Um, Professor?"

"What! Mr. Weasley"

"I think I busted something when I fell. Can I go to the hospital wing?" Fred asked faking a wince.

"Me two?"

"Me three?"

"Fine! Go! Just Go!" McGonagal practically yelled. All part of the plan.

The twins and Lee all pretended to help each other out of the room.

"Well, that was easy." Fred said brushing himself off.

"Yup" Lee replied.

They walked along a bit as they headed to their destination. It was quite a long walk from the first floor. Knowing the twins, George could only stand the silence for so long. He looked over to Fred on his left and smiled. He turned away and very quickly stuck out his foot.

"AHH!" Fred yelled as he slammed into the ground. George started laughing.

"WHY do you always find that so funny?" Fred asked angrily.

"It's rather hard to say." George answered. (Lee is watching in silence.)

"You are a downright pain. Do you know that?" Fred asked.

"Really? Am I" George asked calmly.

"Would you just shut it?" Fred said through gritted.

"And why should I do a stupid thing like that?"

"You are the most annoying person on the planet!" Fred yelled.

"Now that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?"

"AHHH!"

"Shut up you two! You morons are gonna get us caught before we even do anything!" Lee hissed.

"Ok, ok, chill." George said laughing, "Lee you need to get a life."

They walked down the long deserted hall quietly. When they reached Trelawney's tower they turned into the bathroom.

"Okay Lee, you've got the bathroom spell thing right?" Fred asked.

"Check"

"Okay, me and George are going to work on the toilets. Montaque should be heading to prefect duties soon."

"How did he become a prefect anyway?" George asked.

"You know, I really don't know. It's the eighth wonder of the world." said Fred.

"Yea, I'm just glad that I'm not one!"

"Hey! I'm a prefect!" Lee said angrily.

"No offense." The twins said together.

"Whatever."

They all headed toward their assigned stations. As Lee promised he would, Montaque ran into the bathroom and flew into the first stall. Right as he sat down he gasped and that was the last they heard of Montaque.

For awhile at least.

Fred and George kicked the door open and found an empty stall. No toilet or anything. Just as they walked out the door with Lee the bell rang and the hall filled with people headed toward the Great Hall for lunch.

"Let's go watch the show, shall we!" Fred said excitedly.

As they entered the Great Hall they saw a large ground gathered in the center of the room. Some people were pointing and laughing while others were calling for the professors. The twins and Lee pushed and shoved their way through the crowd. After about 5 minutes they finally made their way through the mass of students. They looked up and started laughing hysterically. They fell to the ground with laughter, literally.

There, on a toilet sat Montague. He was struggling to get up and he had his cloak over his lap, of course. As they laughed the twins didn't notice the crowd parting behind them.

"I expect this is your doing." Hissed Snape as he stood over them.

Fred looked up at him innocently, "Us? Why whatever do you mean?"

" Do you care to explain why you three are the only students on the ground?" Snape said in a low voice.

"Hold on. If you haven't noticed those Hufflepuffs over there seem to be on the ground, and some Ravenclaws, and will you look at that his own mates are laughing at him." George said matter- of-factly.

"I don't have time for this nonsense. I think it is clear that you are the culprits. I seem to remember seeing Mr. Montague running into the bathroom quite suddenly. A few minutes later I observed you three coming out laughing." Snape hissed as he smirked knowing he had them. (Rather like a snake really. Interesting... If you can't tell we're trying to sound smart -wink, wink-)

"Oh, so you were spying?" George said.

Snape sneered and, "In my office now!"

Snape's Office

"Now, you are going to tell me what you did." Snape said angrily.

"Chillcrasyoilymonkey!" Fred said really fast.

"What was that?"

"Nothing, nothing." George said quickly as Lee tried to suppress a laugh. Snape looked at them suspiciously.

"Now you want to know about our ingenious prank do you? Whoever said it was ours?" George asked innocently.

"You tell me now or you face expulsion." Snape said quite calmly.

Fred was looking around the room at all the extremely gross things that were floating around in jars. " I think that one's starring at me." He said as he pointed at a little green thing with eyes.

Snape cleared his throat angrily.

"I think your right mate" George said smiling, "You're just its type." Fred glared at him then looked back to Snape.

"Oh I'm sorry, did you say something. I don't respond well to calmness from teachers." He said simply.

"Answer the question." Snape growled. Fred was back to his starring contest with the slimy thing.

George looked to Lee who nodded and began his story. "Fine, It's bloody brilliant actually seeing as I am the mastermind behind it all. First we put a sticking charm on the toilet. Good luck getting him off. Then we... well... I can't remember the spell but it made the toilet go to the great hall. (It was actually a portkey but that is probably illegal so George conveniently left that out.) Lee put some spell on Montague that made him go to the bathroom and well here we are."

Snape starred at them then said, "I have plenty of reasons to expel you right now. To the relief of most of us."

The twins smiled, "But you can't because you are not our head of house." Lee said calmly.

"Then I shall go find Professor McGonagal myself." Snape said and with a swish of his robes was out the door.

"Just relax gents. We have nothing to worry about."

A few minutes later in a flash of green fire McGonagal and Snape walked out of the fireplace.

"...should be expelled immediately if you ask me." Snape was saying.

"I don't think so Severus. From what you have told me I see nothing worthy of expulsion done by these boys. It was just a harmless prank. Mr. Montaque will get over it I assure you." McGonagal said firmly nodding toward the boys, "However, I think they do deserve a week of detention with Mr. Filch and a letter to their mothers for defacing school property."

"But..."

"No buts Severus. You three may go."

Lee walked out of the room with a smug grin and Fred and George, well, they didn't look so good. They paled to a rather unhealthy color.

"What's wrong with you two? I thought we would be expelled for sure!" Lee said.

"You don't understand," Fred hissed, "our mum freaked out when we blew up a toilet last year. She's going to go bonkers now!"

"Oh... Well, nice knowing you."

"What am I going to do?" Ron asked as he and Harry headed toward History of magic, "I tried to get rid of it but it multiplied. I mean embarrassing me is one thing but they embarrassed Hermione too!"

"I know mate. The only thing to do is get them back. I mean if you go crying to your mum they'll tell everyone and you'll be known as a baby the rest of your life."

"Yea... But what will I do?" Ron threw his hands up into the air to emphasize his point.

"I saw this advertisement in the paper about evil pixies or something. You just order them." Harry replied nonchalantly.

"I don't know..."

Late that night like twelve or so everyone was sleeping not making a sound. Nothing was stirring not even a mouse.(Haha) Well, except for Fred and George who were apparently having a bad dream.

Dream

"Fred and George Weasley!" Mrs. Weasley boomed, "What's this rubbish about toilets?" She glared down at the boys with skyscraper height. 'I feel like an ant.' Fred thought as he looked up into the face of his extremely tall and angry mother.

"We didn't do it!" George yelled trying to make his voice reach his mother.

"Don't you lie to me George Weasley!" She boomed.

"Uh oh." Fred whispered.

"You mess up, now must pay price!" With one last shout the giant Mrs. Weasley picked up her gigantic foot and began to stomp toward the twins which didn't take to long.

"AHHH! Run George!" Fred yelled as he turned and sprinted into the whiteness all around him.

"She's going to smash us!" George said frantically.

"There's no way out!" Fred yelled as he turned in circles.

"I'm to young to die!"

"George, before we die I have to tell you. I've always hated peanut butter!"

"Really?"

Out of nowhere loomed the giant form of Ron who was even taller than Mrs. Weasley.

"AHHH!" George screamed as they skidded to a halt.

"Please Ron! Please make Mum go away!" Fred pleaded, "I swear she's going to kill us!"

"So? Why do I care? It's not like you don't deserve it." Ron said as he stared down at them.

"Ok, ok. We promise that we will never ever pull another prank on you again!" George yelled.

"It's to late George. Bye bye..." Ron boomed as he loomed over the twins. He lifted his foot and slowly brought it down. Fred watched it come closer and closer. 'Oh well. I guess this is it then.' He thought.

"Ahhh!" Yelled Fred as he sat straight up in bed.

"Ahhh!" Came George from his right.

"Ahh!" Yelled Lee. Just for being woken. "What was that for?"

"Sorry." Fred and George said together as they laid back down.

'Just a dream.'

"Fred and George Weasley! What in the WORLD were you thinking? Defacing school property! Humiliating that poor boy! Your father and I don't even want to know how you two come up with this. You have completely embarrassed us concerning your professors! There is no one on this entire earth that is more immature than you two! You have left us no choice. We have come to the decision to suspend you from quidditch for a month. Maybe that will knock some sense into you!"

Fred and George's faces fell as they watched the howler rip itself to pieces. They were sitting at breakfast the next morning.

"She wouldn't." Fred growled.

"Oh. Se would." Filch smiled and walked off to clean up barf or whatever it was he did. The twins just sneered after him.

Bang, Bang, Bang.

"What was that?" Fred asked. George shrugged. They turned and looked down the table. Well... there sat Wood, banging his head on the table again...and again...and again. He looked up and glared at them giving them an 'I'm going to kill you sort of look.

"Uh oh" Fred whispered, "I think he really is going to kill us this time."

"Run!" George whispered.

They hopped up and scrambled over the table. George kicked a plate of hot eggs in Angelinas's face while he was at it. They paid her no attention however because their lives were at stake here. They proceeded to sprint out of the hall with Wood chasing after them yelling, "Get back here you bloody idiots!"

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