BB: Hey stupid

TS: Yeah?

BB: The voices are talking to me again

TS: Cool! What they say?

BB: They don't like you.

TS: Oh. Bummer…

BB: Their getting really loud.. I LIKE DANCING HAMBURGERS!

CHAPTER 6: The Wrath of Wood

"You know…" Fred said as he bit the head off a chocolate frog, "I think we should transfer to Beauxbatons."

"Eww! Disgusting!" George yelled scrunching up his face.

"What?" Fred gave him an amazed look, "French girls are hot!"

"No! Not that." George held up a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, "I got blood and vomit at the same time!" He grabbed a bottle of butterbeer in an attempt to wash out the nasty taste.

"That's what you get for eating two at once moron." Fred laughed.

"Thanks for the tip. Bit late don't ya think!" George glared at his brother, "Anyway, go on."

"As I was saying, we should move to France, change our names to Bola and Minko, and join a traveling circus!" Fred said excitedly.

"Why?" Lee asked as he watched George nod enthusiastically.

"So he can't find us!" Fred explained, "Bet there aren't any out of their minds quidditch captains there."

Fred, George, and Lee currently sat on a couch in the corner of the common room surrounded by an assortment of Honeydukes sweets. This was Lee's idea to cheer the twins up after being suspended from the Quidditch team for the next month. Fortunately, Wood was searching for them somewhere near the trophy room. The twins watched him in case he got near them, courtesy of the Marauder's map. Unfortunately, he was still searching for a chance to beat each twin to a pulp seeing as they currently had no substitute beaters.

"At least the prank worked." Fred said optimistically.

"Now I don't have to guess which one of you is which when I'm commentating. It's actually fun really/" Lee said as George glared at him, "I can't believe you have to miss the game against Ravenclaw!"

"Just bloody shut up already!" Fred yelled, throwing a book at a startled Lee.

"Sorry. The sugar isn't working anyway."

Ron walked threw the portrait hole and over to the table where Harry was doing his Potions essay.

"Alright," Ron said as he sat down and looked at his brothers, "I just met with the pixies and set everything up."

"That's great mate." Harry said distractedly as he looked up the uses of the dragon scale.

"This is going to be great!" Ron said, "They won't know what hit them! They don't expect me to prank them back. Think I'm to mortally horrified or something. HA!"

"Their prank today was brilliant though." Harry said finally finishing the essay and stuffing it into his bag. The two boys smiled as they remembered the look on Montague's face. "They took the suspension really hard though. To bad too, we're going to get killed by the Ravenclaw beaters without them." Harry looked over at the twins to see George pour half a box of Bertie Bott's Beans in his mouth.

"Mmmmpph!" They heard him yell through the mouthful, his face contorting in disgust.

"Told you so!" Fred chanted.

Harry laughed and turned back to Ron as they began talking about quidditch and other things. Suddenly the portrait slammed open causing several Gryfindors to jump. There stood Wood, like a wolf who just found his prey. A maniac smile spread across his face. Obviously the twins forgot to check the map which would show a dot labeled Wood speeding threw the room marked Gryfindor common room.

Fred still sat on the same couch wallowing in self pity. George was asleep and Lee had left long ago to attempt his homework. Fred had his head hanging over the back of the couch with his eyes closed. He calmly blew a bubble of Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, failing to notice how quiet the room was all of a sudden.

"Twins" Wood said as he came to a stop in front of the couch.

"Aye?" Fred asked as he slowly lifted his head. He jumped up at the sight of the angry Quidditch captain. The movement of his brother woke up George. He looked up groggily and jumped as he too noticed Wood.

"Oh… Hi Wood! How's the weather lately?" George asked cheerily as he stood up slowly.

"Oh, right now it's bright and clear!" Said Wood menacingly, " But I have no idea about next Tuesday, Which is where you two are about to be knocked into!"

With this said Wood punched both Weasleys the old fashioned muggle way and sent each soaring into a wall with his wand. He turned slowly and walked to his dormitory, fixing his robes with a flick of his wrist.

"Merlin's beard!" mumbled George, sitting up off the floor, "I didn't know he could hit that bloody hard!"

"He's a keeper George! What do you expect." Fred said, shaking his head to clear his vision. They then became aware of everyone laughing at them.

"Yeah laugh now," George said, loud enough for everyone to hear, "You won't be laughing when Ravenclaw beats the crap out of ya because we're not there." Fred and George slowly stood up and hobbled toward their dormitory.

"Well, That was interesting." Ron said as he bent down to get his Transfiguration book. "To bad tomorrow will be worse for them, ay."

Ron smiled his wicked I'm-going-to-finally-get-my-brothers-back-for-all-the-pain-they've-caused-me-since-i-was-born smile and began writing his three foot essay.

Harry looked over at his best friend worriedly. He knew Ron had had enough and was finally acting, but he had never seen him this determined. All Harry knew about this prank was that it had to do with pixies, but had no clue what Ron had told them. After all, pixies were devilish creatures unlike in story books. He was beginning to worry about Fred and George's safety. He actually rather liked them. They had never really done anything horrible to him. Harry sighed and decided to practice that charm Flitwick had taught them earlier that week.

ooXXHPFANFOREVERXXoo: Wood is a maniac! Beware Wood!

LoveroftheArts: Ron's revenge is pretty good don't worry! Took us like 6 months to think it up!

A/N: We know this was really short but we desperately needed to post something. Been on a bit of writers block! It's been like half a year! Sorry bout that! Anyway, we were going to put the prank with this to make an extremely long chapter but I knew it'd take a while. Ron does get pretty good revenge. Last a whole day actually. That's why it's taking so long. Don't worry though, we have it mostly done and just have to type it! Don't kill us please! Now go hit the pretty purplish button and persuade me to type faster!