Well here's Ron's long awaited revenge. Hope you like it. It's mostly pixie work but Ron does some solo stuff. Toodles!
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Chapter 7: Evil Pixies and Blooming Rosebuds
Monday Morning: 4:00 A.M.
Nothing but snores could be heard throughout the forth year Gryffindor boy's dorm that memorial morning. (Sorry if we've mentioned something about them being older. I can't remember and don't feel much like looking.)
Fred could be found snoring loudest of all twisted up in the covers of his four poster bed making him look like a human sized cocoon. George had somehow ended up backwards in his bed over the night with his head hanging over the foot of his bed and his feet propped up on the headboard. Since not even a nuclear bomb would wake the fourteen year old boys, none of them heard the dormitory window bang open revealing about ten devilish pixies that flew noisily into the room.
The head pixie glanced around the messy room and smiled mischievously as her two little blue eyes stopped upon seeing red hair protruding from two of the beds. In her screechy voice she ordered a group of five pixies two each boy. They flew to their stations and quickly grabbed a leg and yanked the twins off their beds. They landed on the floor with a loud thump.
The twins, however, remained in as deep a sleep as ever. The pixie laughter, that had filled the room, was replaced with sneers as their first act of mischief failed. The head pixie snapped her little fingers and the pixie teams pulled Fred and George out the door of the dormitory with amazing speed. On the way they managed to bash the twin's heads on trunks and table legs which woke them up. They remained silent as they were dragged out of pure shock. Being pulled by a gang of devilish pixies is not the picture anyone would appreciate at four on a Monday morning.
"Ahhh!" Both yelled as they found their voices. "Wha.."
"Oh no! Wait!"
"Stop!"
The other boys woke up and sat up groggily just in time to see the red hair of George disappear around the door. They jumped up and ran to the door to see the twins being dragged down the stairs with multiple thumps. By then nearly all of the Gryffindor boys were coming down the stairs curiously.
"Ahhh! Let go you lit.. Ahh!"
"Bloody … Woa!"
The Gryffindor boys all fought their way down the stairs, with much pushing and falling, to see what would happen next. As the first of the guys reached the common room they noticed that the girls were also venturing down the stairs to find out what all the commotion was about. Ron was to be seen standing on the other side of the room near the portrait smiling as he watched his evil pixie prank progress.
At the moment, Fred and George were being held up by the ears five feet from the ground in the middle of the common room. "That bloody hurts you know." Neville whispered to
Harry who nodded.
"Oww! OW!"
"Let go stupid pixies!"
The pixies did indeed let go. The twins screamed as they fell until they landed in something rather soft and fluffy. Smelled good too.
"What in the name of Merlin's beard is this?" asked Fred.
"Some kind of huge rose mate!" Lee yelled from far below. The twins looked at each other in horror before scrambling to the side of the flower and gazing over the edge. They gasped as they realized just how high they were. Their heads were almost touching the ceiling. Ron slowly walked into their view.
Fred glared at him, "So, this is all your doing?"
"Aye, this is all my doing!" Ron replied smiling innocently. The twins sneered at him, but seeing that there was nothing they could do, fell back into the rose.
"Now what?" asked George as they heard the laughing crowd stomp back up their staircases. They waited until they were sure no one was left in the common room below before climbing back to the edge of the flower.
"Maybe we can climb down the stem," Fred whispered, already planning their escape, "Use the thorns as like a latter."
"I don't think that's exactly possible bro." George said starring at something hovering near the stem, "They've got us surrounded!" The pixies were flying around the stem, guarding it from the twins. Hearing the whispering, they looked up and grinned evilly as they spotted the horrified expressions on the twin's faces.
"Er… George, what are those pointy things their holding?" Fred asked with fear in his eyes.
"I don't really want to know actually." George gulped, "Er… What is that green stuff on the end?"
"No idea"
"Hide in the flower?"
"Yes lets!" Both boys dove back into the flower and waited.
Slowly, others began to trickle into the common room on their way to breakfast. The girls giggled to find the twins still stuck high up in the flower snoring.
Suddenly the head pixie loomed in front of her hostages, "Get up! Time to get ready for class!"
The twins were then yanked up by the ears and set in the center of the common room were everybody could see. Thus began the pixie make over. The twins were hidden from view as the pixies surrounded them. Screams of "Get off!" and "Not the blush!" Could be heard from the center. After ten minutes exactly, the pixies flew back to admire their work. The twins looked at each other.
"Ahhh!"
"Woa!"
"George! You're pink!"
"You're covered in roses!"
Indeed, the twins were these things. Their skin was a bright neon pink and they were clothed in dresses and headbands of red and white roses. They wore red eyeshadow with large amounts of mascara and eyeliner. Dark red blush, to show up on the pink skin, covered their cheeks and they wore bright red lipstick.
"Up both of you!" the head pixie said in a sickly sweet voice, "My name is Dolly and I'm here to ruin your lives. Now, to breakfast I think. You need a good nutritious meal!"
Two flower pods appeared before the two boys. Green vines unwound themselves and inched toward them. The twins glanced at each other in horror as the vines wrapped around them and bound them to the pods. The pods flew out of the open portrait hole and began gliding toward the great hall. Students from other houses jumped out of the way in surprise as the flower party flew on.
Once they reached the Great Hall Fred and George were turning purple from lack of air. The vines released them and the boys gasped for breath. Once the pods reached the center of the hall they began rising toward the ceiling which was extremely tall. Unfortunately for the boys it was raining. They were so far up that the rain hadn't disappeared yet.
A small mushroom popped up between them. The pixies began setting up a small tea party on the mushroom which the twins realized was their table. The strudels on the plate became completely soaked within a few seconds however.
"Eat up dears!" Dolly sang shrilly.
The twins looked down into the little porclain cups to find a steaming brown liquid that was quickly filling with rain. They guessed it was coffee and shrugged as they began to drink. They really happened to like coffee. As soon as the drink went in it came spraying right back out into the others face. It was tea, and tea mixed with water without sugar didn't taste all that great.
"Eww!" Fred yelled as he wiped his face hurriedly with his hands.
"Hot! Merlin! It's hot!" George was screaming. A pixie politely gave him a bowl of ice cubes.George grabbed it and smashed his face into it with a sigh.
By this time the great hall wasn't interested in eating anymore. They watched the show with interest, most of the girls giggling and whispering behind their hands. Professor McGonagall started to head toward the pixies when Dumbledore stopped her with a smile.
After a few minutes of starring wistfully at their water soaked food the pixies decided to head to the twin's charm class. The pods, which Fred and George still sat on, dried immediately as they left the hall. The boys were actually finding that their pods were quite comfortable.
Once they reached the classroom the pixies moved desks around in the back to make room for the classroom pod deluxe. Once the pods were situated, a mushroom popped up on each pod. The pixies then set a piece of muggle paper and a pink muggle pen with a bunny spring on the mushroom.
"Hey George," Fred flicked the bunny which moved back and forth on the spring, "What's this bunny for?"
"I don't know." George replied, "But it's kind of addicting!" He flicked the bunny again.
Fred laughed and flicked his, "Yeah it is!" They continued to flick until Professor Flitwick stopped his lecture.
"Will you stop that annoying flicking!" Flitwick squeaked angrily, "It's distracting!"
"Yes sir!" The twins said and saluted backwards.
The boys listened to Flitwick drone on and on until their eyelids began to droop. Fred leaned back and leaned down on the pod.
"This is pretty comfortable." He said.
Unfortunately the pixies heard this. Their hostages were supposed to be miserable! So, naturally, they conjured up a swarm of bees. These bees zoomed toward Fred and George and began stinging them everywhere.
"AAAhhh! Bees!" Fred screamed, "Help!"
"Nice Bees, Good bees," George said backing to the back of his pod. The bees stung him, "Ouch! Bad Bees! Bad!"
The battle of the bees lasted for two minutes, which was enough time for each twin to get at least 20 stings in various uncomfortable places. They spent the rest of the lesson flipping through the charms book looking for sting cures.
Transfiguration past without major pain, humiliation, or terror, except for that little incident with the butterfly secret service or BSS.
By the time lunch arrived the twins were in a very bad mood. Once they entered the great hall the pixies flew them to the middle of the great hall, just like before. Surprisingly they set the pods on the floor this time. Fred and George were confused but relieved.
As the pixies flew away Fred leaned over and whispered, "Want to make a break for it?"
"Good a time as any." George replied, "Countdown." (their count down)
"Banana"
"Strudel"
"Flamingo"
"Oh my!"
Fred and George jumped up and ran full speed to the edge of their puffs. Once they reached there however…
Bam!
They both hit invisible walls and fell back into the pods. The bang echoed through the hall as the school erupted into laughter.
Meanwhile they heard the sickly sweet voice of Dolly, "What are you doing you silly goose?"
Fred and George untangled themselves from the flower and stood up quickly, shouting a string of words which will not be repeated in this story.
"Naughty Naughty"
The twins glared at her, and then realizing defeat fell back onto the pods and ate their unicorn shaped cream puffs.
"What are they doing?" George asked a moment later. Fred looked up to see Dolly whispering to a chubby pink pixie wearing a diaper and carrying a bow and arrow. The two pixies finished their conversation and the pink pixie nodded and flew out of the great hall. Dumbledore looked on in amusement. He really didn't mind amusing pranks, unless they caused painful damage.
"Didn't that kinda look like…"
"Cupid?" George answered his brother.
"Yeah"
"So that means"
"Another attempt"
"To torture us?"
"Cheerio!" They clinked their teacups then drank the rest in one gulp, awaiting the inevitable. As soon as the teacups hit the table a whole team of cupids flew through the open doors. They flew to different stations around the great hall and hovered over the students, bow and arrow raised, waiting for Dolly's signal. She lazily snapped her fingers and twelve arrows went soaring straight into the big burly girls, the 400 pounders(no offense meant), the want to be killers someday, and two gay guys (also no offense).
As the arrows hit them their faces changed to a dream like gaze. As one they stood and yelled, "We love you Fred and George!" Then they all ran towards the middle of the hall, where sat two horrified boys.
"They wouldn't!" Fred gulped.
"I think they just did." George said.
They looked at each other and screamed as they were bombarded by the girls… and guys. All that could be seen of the twins was a hand disappearing under Millicent Bulstrode.
When the arrows wore off the girls… and guys walked back to their tables and sat down as if nothing had happened. They began eating and didn't understand why everybody was staring at them giggling.
The twins were sprawled out on the pods with lipstick smeared all over their already pink faces, from embarrassment, anger, disgust, and of course the pixie makeover.
"Disgusting!" Fred said sitting up and scrubbing his face.
"That had to be the worst and most disgusting experience of my life!" George muttered from where he lay, still paralyzed with shock and disgust.
"Even that time we covered ourselves in peanut butter and ran into those evil peanut butter hating monkeys that tried to kill us?" Fred asked still scrubbing, now with a cream puff.
"Way worse!"
The twins were silently floated to history of magic class. Both sat with grim expressions of hatred for that little weasel they could no longer call brother. As they neared the open classroom door they heard a loud commotion from within. Ron came walking out the door whistling innocently.
"Oh hello!" Ron said in mock surprise as he smiled mischievously. The twins glared at him and opened their mouths to curse him into oblivion, but he just turned calmly and walked in the other direction. Fred and George just sneered after him and made faces at his back.
When they entered the room they found their classmates gathered in a large group near the front of the room giggling loudly.
Fred turned to Dolly and sneered, "Now what? Our underwear salsa dancing?"
The pixie merely looked surprised as she raised her eyebrows and looked at him and said, "Why, I have no idea. I have not authorized havoc for this period as of yet. It seems as though young master Ronald has already taken care of it." She looked back at the crowd before flying to the center of the circle. Her eyes widened and she giggled daintily. "Oh bring them here. I'm sure they'll enjoy this."
The pods were flown towards the crowd which quickly parted for them. The girls giggled and whispered to each other behind their hands as the guys just laughed and pointed at the twins openly. As the last few girls moved aside, Fred and George were able to see what awaited them. They're eyes widened and their mouths dropped in shock, which sent a whole new wave of laughs and giggles through the crowd.
""Mister Snugglesworth!" Fred shouted as he saw his treasured, fluffy brown teddy bear.
"Master bun buns!" George exclaimed as he saw his adorable floppy eared friend.
Behind each stuffed animal was a recent wizard photo of its owner snoring with it in their arms. The twins reached for them but were met once again by the invisible wall.
"How lovely" Dolly exclaimed.
"Hey George!" A fourth year Slytherin shouted, "Why don't you snuggle up to master bun buns and make it all feel better!"
"Watch your mouth Blocker!" George shouted back, "Don't mess with the Weasley twins!"
"And what are you going to do about it flower princess?"
Fred and George argued for a few minutes before realizing there was, in fact, nothing they could do and looking down in defeat. Dolly gave her hostages a sympathetic look before ordering the pods to the back of the classroom as the class laughed loudly all around them.
The twins looked over at Lee but even he was avoiding their gaze. Each sighed simultaneously. After everything they had done they didn't deserve this much torture. All In one day, Ron had succeeded in ruining their lives. After everything they had pulled on him, even the fireworks, nothing had been this bad. All of those had been fun, quick, and painless. Their current predicament had reduced them to nothing in their classmates' eyes. It had ruined four years of reputation building. Even their best friend had turned against them. This definitely constituted as the worst day of their lives.
Care of Magical Creatures class went by without major pixie damage. Dolly cancelled her plans for that class feeling that they had had enough. They disserved a break before the finale which she knew would kill them. The pixie's sympathy did not allow them off the pods however.
The twins watched as their class laughed as nifflers brought back piles of leprechaun gold. Professor Kettleborn, feeling sorry for Fred and George, gave each a chocolate frog.
As the pixie party moved into the Great Hall for dinner the twins could not see how things could get any worse. The pixies sat them on the ground in the middle of the Hall, just like during lunch. They allowed Fred and George to have a decent dinner as they waited for everybody to sit at their tables.
As the last person sat down the lights of the hall dimmed and a single spotlight shown on the twins. They looked suspiciously toward Dolly wondering what next. Then they felt themselves standing up, but had no idea why they were doing so. They took on a ballet pose with confused expressions on their faces.
"I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty," Fred began to sing as he twirled.
"Oh so pretty,
And witty,
And gay!" George sang.
Everyone in the hall turned to see the next amusing activity involving the boys. As they continued to sing "I Feel Pretty" they twirled around the hall doing splits and flips and things they never thought they could ever have done if they weren't under a spell. They jumped onto the house tables and danced across them knocking over pumpkin juice and plates of chicken legs as they went.
Then they jumped down from the tables and ran at each other to sing the next verse.
"Who is that girl in that mirror there?" Fred sang shrilly.
"What mirror where?" George sang back.
George ran up to Snape and stood him up making him dance as Fred did the same with McGonnagal.
"I feel charming"
"Oh so charming!"
"Oh so charming"
The song continued until it ended with Fred and George on the Ravenclaw and hufflepuff tables, curtseying and doing a split. Their faces contorted in pain as they said,
"That was for all of you beautiful people out there!"
Their favorite stuffed animals appeared in their arms. They took the animals and waltzed with them out of the door.
As they left, their underwear appeared on the high table and began salsa dancing around Snape.
A/N: Well, Ron got revenge. Pretty mean huh? The last part wasn't our best but I was tired of typing so deal with it! Anyway, the twins are extremely angry. They have a reputation to save and of course they have to get Ron. Can't let him get away!
Now, go hit the pretty purple button for me! You know you want to!
Toodles!