Ts: BB Has been kidnapped! Wahhh!

Penguin: Squeak.

Ts: I know bobby, I miss her so much!

Penguin: Squeak squeak

Ts: It's ok, we can make it through this together! –grabs penguin and hugs him

Penguin: Squeak! Wahhh! –penguin assumes fighting stance and begins karate chopping ts-

-Ts runs away screaming throwing pixie sticks behind her shoulder.

Chapter 8: Bloody Pirates and Sea Monster Love

A door flew open and the twins tumbled through, landing in a heap on the floor. They sat up groaning and glared at the grinning pixies.

Dolly smirked from her perch on the window sill, "It has been a pleasure boys, of ruining your lives. May the rest of your days be torture." She curtseyed and flew cackling out the window, her army pulling up the rear.

The boys sat starring at the window for quite some time. Never had they been so humiliated. Actually, they could not remember ever being embarrassed in the least. They had always brushed things off with a grin and a revenge prank. But this time everything had happened to fast and they were hit with too much. The thought going through their minds at the moment was that Ron would be lucky to make it through the week. And once he was dead they would be proud to attend the funeral and toss him into the hole.

Fred finally broke his death glare with the window and stood up. The first thing he could reach he flung at the wall where it shattered. After a very refreshing hour of modified anger management they each took a shower, trying to rid themselves of the makeup and beautiful flowers. The twins heard voices out in the common room and dove into their beds. They pulled the curtains shut just as their fellow dorm mates came in. They heard whispering before everything was silent.

'Probably talking about the prank of the century,' George thought sarcastically, 'It wasn't even a real prank!' He rolled over and soon fell into a deep sleep.

The next morning Fred and George were up much earlier than most others, their roommates still snoring loudly. They quietly gathered the supplies needed for this mission and headed out the door. They hurried down the stairs, and after making sure the coast was clear they hurried out the door and into the 7th hall.

They had decided that the only way to save their reputation was to do a prank as soon as possible. Something quick but effective to show everyone that the Weasley twins were still in business. They would deal with Ron later when they had time to come up with a brilliant plan.

They hurried through the halls, sneaking by Mrs. Norris who sniffed in the direction of their hiding place before sticking her nose up into the air and carrying on. The twins stuck their tongues out at her before running on. As they reached the entrance hall they began setting up their plan. After a few hours of arguing and agreeing and spell casting and more arguing the sun started to show through the windows of the hall.

The twins darted down to the kitchens to give their partners in crime, the house elves, the last bit of prank. They could hear the school waking up above them. They grinned and headed back to the common room, ignoring the jeers headed their way. They had left their mark on the prank and saw no reason to stick around.

Students slowly filtered in through the Great Hall entrance, yawning as they made their way toward their house tables. They began nibbling on eggs and pastries and whatever else they fancied. Just as it seemed everyone had reached their seats, the tables began shaking violently. The students looked around them in horror as plates of delicious food splattered on the ground. Many started wailing just for the loss of food.

The professors began muttering to one another, trying to determine the most recent cause of mayhem to hit Hogwarts school. They began pulling out their wands as it became apparent that calming the students would cause quite a problem. Just then the centers of the tables cracked and shards of wood flew into the air.

From the large hole rose a large column of wood which climbed up to the ceiling of the great hall. The benches along side the table lengthened and met below the table to form the bottom of a large boat and the table joined with it to form a deck. The students and teachers slid into the center of the boat and quickly scrambled up onto the deck. Large billowing sails appeared in the air and attached themselves to the mast. Upon these sails was imprinted two W's joined and on either side were a calligraphy F and G.

The students cheered as the great hall slowly began to fill with water and the boats floated. The twins had deemed the day a fun day to win back the respect of their peers. This was a prank on the teachers, for classes had been suspended because dangerous waterfalls, whirlpools, and, sea monsters were to be found on the halls off which the classrooms were situated.

Fred grinned as he held up a package which read,

Grow your own sea monster! Just add a pinch of newt's liver! It's that easy!

"Thank god we have Zonkos." Fred said smiling.

"I always knew that would come in handy some day." George replied, "And you didn't believe me! What good is a sea monster you said! Now what little brother?"

"Hey! It was only by a minute!" Fred exclaimed.

"I'm still older!" mocked George.

Fred jumped into his ship and spun the wheel so his canons were facing George's ship.

"A vast ye mangy landlubber! Your puny ship be no match for mine!" He yelled, grinning as he adorned his lovely captains hat. "Make ready the guns!" He waved his wand and the canons began loading themselves.

"So be it brother, you fight a losing battle!" George yelled, "For I have the sea monsters on my side!"

And so the fight began. The sound of gunfire rang through the halls of Hogwarts as the houses and teachers raged war. Nothing harmful of course. The weapons consisted of rubber balls, pillows, snowballs, and spitballs. But who would win? Only time would tell.

George fell through the portrait hole laughing so hard he could not stand up straight. Fred followed scowling at his brother.

"It's not bloody funny!" He snapped. He was leaving a trail behind him, the reason George couldn't control his laughing. Fred sat on a couch and glared at those who chose to stare at him. A group of girl's in the corner of the room giggled at his appearance and their punishment was a pillow to each face. The stood up angrily and stomped up the stairs to fix their hair.

Fred smirked, "Laugh at me will they. I showed them." He muttered. The school had eventually been drained as the excitement of living a day of piracy lost its effect. Students had wearily returned to their common rooms reliving their adventures to their friends. The big news of the day was the fact that Snape and Filch had been sucked into a whirlpool and hadn't been heard from since. George sadly explained that they were alive but refused to give their exact location to cheers from the student body. He received many pats on the back and cheers for the prank. When the grateful classmates came to the scowling Fred they held their noses and ran away.

Curious to know what exactly happened to dear old Fred? Well it all started when he fell overboard after being hit by a well aimed giant spitball from George, who promptly turned Fred's ship into a giant ship shaped ice berg. Aside from having a giant spitball stuck to his head, Fred had the pleasure of landing in the icy cold waters of The Sea of Hogwarts. Poor Fred, he was having a very bad week. According to the weasley twin contract of brotherhood George had bragging rights a whole week after said rightfully bragging incident occurred. Fred took no time in cursing the contract they had signed as ten year olds.

As Fred was swimming toward his brothers ship so he wouldn't drown a huge wave began to form in front of him so that he was pushed away from the ship. To his horror Fred realized that the wave was formed by no other than his brother's notorious sea monster. He starred at it with his jaw dropped open, unfortunately causing him to swallow large amounts of sea water.

The sea monster looked at him curiously before lowering its head toward his. We all know what was going through his mind. Oh my god! I'm going to die! What a horrible way to die. At least it will make a good story. Think of all the things I will never see again! Apple strudel I love you! Woa! This monster has bad breath! Maybe the stench will kill me and I won't have to be alive while I'm ripped to shreds! Score!

The monster stuck out its tongue and licked Fred's face leaving a monstrous cowlick. How ironic. Well now folks, We can take a wild guess and say this monster was a she. Who would have thought it? Well by this time Fred was mortifully horrified, swimming as fast as he could to get away from his new girlfriend. He finally reached the ship and pulled himself aboard breathing heavily. He found his brother slumped on the side of the ship laughing. He looked up and said, "Looks like someone's in love! When's the wedding? Can I be first man?"

Fred snatched up a rubber ball and watched triumphally as it bounced off his brother's head. This is when the water in the halls slowly started to disappear and the boats began to shrink. The sea monsters were vanished one by one. Before Fred's disappeared she lifted her tail and waived it at him roaring. He grimaced. The students stumbled off rubbing their bruises. The twins received a week's worth of detention though the teachers grinned all the while because they had won, not even receiving a scratch. This brings us back up to the common room where Fred is being avoided by everyone.

Unfortunately, when the school was drained the teachers drained the shower water by accident. Fred was forced to sit and wait in his disgusting slime while his brother jumped around bragging to no end. Evidently sea water was his hyper pill. There was no calming him down. Not even when he nearly broke his leg by falling over the couch while he attempted to fly like the muggle superman. Seeing as no one knew what this was they all thought he was insane. They ran through the common room to reach their destination before dying of Fred's smell or being knocked out by George's super ninja moves.

McGonagal entered the room a few hours later to announce that the school water supply was once again full. Fred sighed and made a dash for the staircase. Behind him McGonagal shouted as a flying balloon monkey of George's creation whacked her in the head. As she battled said balloon monkey, Fred was charging up the stairs. He burst into his dorm to protests from his dorm mates and headed for the bathroom. As he was feet away something crashed into him sending him flying to the ground. He looked up to see George rushing in with a terrified penguin in his hands.

Without trying to figure out why on earth a penguin was that far south, he rushed into the bathroom behind his brother. Apparently George had had this brilliant idea that penguins had this fascinating ability to jump through a flaming hoop. He decided to test his theory in the bath tub. Wrong bath tub. If you were to ask those who were there that fateful day you would gather that George came flying out of the bathroom at amazing speed, which he realized and exclaimed that his dream to be superman had finally come true.

His joy was short lived however when his grinning air swept face met brick wall. The witnesses were excited to see that he slid to the ground leaving a trail of spit on the wall and didn't open his eyes again. Well, until the next morning that is. When his level of hyperness had decreased greatly and he wondered why he had a splitting headache. After the dorm mates cheers died down they were surprised to find a penguin floating around the room in a bubble and they wondered what it was doing so far south.

A/N: yay! Hurray for moi! I have finally finished this chapter. I know you are so relieved. But by the time you will be reading this I regret to say..or type.. tomato tomato, however you say it, whatever floats your boat. I kinda got off the point. As I was saying, you will be crying your eyes out because you just finished another chapter. Well I hope your not crying. That would make me sad and right now I am very far from sad! Put a smile on folks! Folks is such a funny word. Now, this is those little bald government officials that placed a microphone in your head. Go press that little purplish blue button or the penguin gets it! (penguin: Squeak!)