Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. If I did, ya think Sirius and Dumbledore'd be dead? I don't own Burger King either, just thought I'd like to put that.
If You Give Mr. Weasley a Rubber Duck
If you give Mr. Weasley a rubber duck,
He'll want to find out more about it.
He asks Hermione about it.
Hermione launches into a full and complete explanation of rubber ducks.
Mr. Weasley is even more curious about rubber ducks after this,
So he decides to dissect it.
He makes a big mess.
You'll have to clean it up.
He helps you clean it up.
Then he feels hungry.
You buy a Tendercrisp© sandwich from Burger King©.
He'll see the chicken,
And he'll wonder about their relatives.
He'll eventually think about ducks.
He'll remember that he had a rubber duck.
And if Mr. Weasley has a rubber duck,
He'll want to find out more about it.
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I'm not so sure that copyright symbols should be there. No need to review, but you get a cookie if you do, and a sugar lump if you just read it.