Hehe...it just jumped to mind after reading another fic about a wooden spoon...something along the same lines/format as this one. I thought I'd experiment with dialogue-only too :)
Disclaimer: All characters etc belong to JKR n Warner Bro's yadah yadah yadah I make no profit blah blah blah...must they keep reminding me?
"Oh hell no Potter…you're not going anywhere near my arse with that!"
"What? Oh come on, it won't be that bad. It won't even hurt…I promise"
"Absolutely not."
"Draco…"
pause
"Don't give me the look!"
"What look…"
"That look!" turning around "I refuse to even entertain the notion you are suggesting!"
sigh "Must we go through this every time?"
"If you simply would stop suggesting it there wouldn't BE an 'every time'!"
Silence. Harry paces around the bedroom.
"What if –"
"NO"
"Oh come on…you'll thank me later I promise..."
"Oh for chrissake we're gonna be late at this rate!"
"So yes?"
"FINE! Quickly though."
muttering "...stupid too-tight pants...can't reach-Ahah!"
Harry stands up brandishing scissors and the remnants of an Armani tag.