Alex the SVU Lawyer
Summary: The words to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" changed to be about Alex Cabot.
Disclaimer: I don't own Alex, Branch, or the song "Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer".
Author's Note: I do love Casey, honestly, but when it comes down to it, I love Alex more, so she gets the song. Happy holidays, everyone.
You know Benson and Stabler and Cragen and Munch
Fin and Novak and Warner and Huang.
But do you recall,
The most famous ADA of all?
Alex the SVU lawyer
Had a very solid case
And if Petrovsky ever heard it,
The trial Alex surely would ace
All of the other ADAs
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Alex
Join in any ADA games
Then one rape-y Christmas Eve
Arthur Branch came to say:
"Alex, with your case all right,
Won't you convict this man tonight?"
Then all the ADAs loved her
As they shouted out with glee:
"Alex, the SVU lawyer,
You'll go down in history!"