Disclaimer: I don't own Draco Malfoy or Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, nor do I claim to. That said, enjoy!
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You know Lucius and Cissy
Bella, Rodolphus
Snape-y and Wormtail
Rabastan and Greyback
But do you recall
The most famous Death Eater of all?
Draco, the little Malfoy,
Had some very blonde-white hair.
And if you ever saw him,
You might think that it's a flare.
All of the other Death Eaters
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Draco
Join in any Death Eater games.
Then, one soggy Christmas Eve,
Voldie came to say:
"Draco, with your hair so bright,
Won't you kill Dumbledore tonight?"
Then all the Death Eaters loved him
As they shouted out with glee:
"Draco, the little Malfoy,
You'll go down in history!"