heres just a bit of rubbish i came up with.

main characters: des, phil, reg, sam and sheelagh. quite a bit of jack aswell.


"Des, Jack wants to see you in his office." Informed Marylin in her high pitched voice.

"Ok, Thanks Marylin." Said Des changing direction. Going up the stairs he tried to think what he had done, surely that was why he was going there cause something was wrong. Always was. Knocking on the door he took a deep breath ready to be blasted. As he opened the door though, to his surprise, Reg, Sheelagh, Phil and Sam were already sat there.

"Oh Des, take a seat" Said Jack smiling. Des took the last remaining seat that had been squashed into the room. Des sat down confused.

"Have you ever heard of Cholter High School?" Asked Jack standing up off the desk where he had been sat.

"No" they all replied together. That's when Des realised that he knew just as much about what Jack wanted as the others did.

"Good" Smiled Jack happy with their answer. "The school has recently had a number of problems between the staff members, but when something actually happens they can never find out who has done it." Explained Jack sitting down behind his desk.

"So where do we come into this?" Asked Sam analysing what Jack had said.

"Well the solution they come up with is that undercover officers are placed in the school." Said Jack enthusiastically looking at each of them one by one to see their reactions.

"And that's us" Said Phil rolling his eyes and slumping back in his chair. "I joined the force to nick criminals not nanny kids." Phil muttered folding his arms.

"Well of course you don't have to do it but you are the five officers the borough commander has choose out of 600 other officers." delivered Jack knowing it would shock them.

"Us" Repeated Des "Why us"

"Because your 5 of the best officers in the community" Answered Jack

"What the hell has he been drinking?" Joked Sheelagh making them all laugh. The mood lifted between them a bit.

"So, do you want to do it?" Questioned Jack. They all nodded looking between each other to make sure they weren't alone.

"Great!" Cheered Jack gripping his arms together.

"of course, the school knows nothing about this. All they know is that your 5 new teachers starting at the school as normal"

"What we teaching?" Asked Sam

"Well I've been looking through your school records and picked your best subject. Reg your doing history. Des your teaching PE. Phil, science. Sam your Maths and Sheelagh, we couldn't find any records for you. You don't know where they are do you?" Continued Jack.

"Erm…I haven't got any" Stated Sheelagh going red. A look of confusion spread across her collegues faces. "You see, I didn't do much school." Seeing that Sheelagh was not liking the subject of the conversation, Jack decided to leave it at that.

"Well, What do you feel your strongest subject was then?" Asked Jack.

"Probably English" Sheelagh replied after a moment of thought.

"English it is then." Smiled Jack writing it down on his list he was reading from. "Right well here's your lesson plans and your book to learn what you need for your lessons from." Jack passed them a folder and a book each. Scanning the pages in the folder he realised he had no lesson plan.

"I'm missing something" Explained Des.

"I know you've got no lesson plan. that's because you have to make up your own lessons. On that sheet there is a list of sports you can teach the kids it up to you what you do." Smiled Jack pointing at a sheet on the back of the folder. "Any questions"

"nope don't think so" Said Reg

"Right OK. You start on Monday, See you all Monday night." Jack finished. They left the office. Des was half excited that he was going undercover and half annoyed that he had to make up his own lesson plans. Placing his folder and book in his locker he finished his final shift as normal before going undercover.