After 15minutes of sitting in his office bored, Des decided to explore. Walking down the second floor corridor he saw Phil in R41. His class fairly quiet and seemed to be getting on with their work. Walking down the stairs he made his way to the math section. Third class down in R27 was Sam's room. She was busy writing work up on the board for the next class. Thinking back to his days at school. Des imagined Sam was the kind of teacher he wouldn't like to have. She was strict but always right and fair. Going back up the stairs he walked through the library to the other side of the building. Seeing Reg in R5, he had a look in. The class was running riot. Clearly not doing as they were told. Reg smiled at him through the door before once again telling to lads who were fighting with chairs to put them down. Of course they ignored him. Laughing Des began to walk away. As he set off though a buzz of laughter came from the room opposite Reg's. Peering at the door it said R58. Seeing the teacher at the front it was Sheelagh. He watched a moment and noticed they were doing a quiz. Sheelagh saw him at the door and signalled for him to enter. He sat down at the back of the class on a empty desk near the door. A few kids looked round.
"Right question 20, Who killed Tracy Peacock in Coronation Street?" Asked Sheelagh, reading from her book.
"Richard Hillman" Shouted Des. A few of the kids changed their answers some just laughed.
"Cheat!" Sheelagh said throwing her pencil case at him playfully. Des caught it and put it down on the desk beside him. The kids laughed at the two of them in amazement. Des got up with the pencil case and walked forward sitting on the edge of her desk at the front.
"Do you two know each other miss?" Asked a goby lad on the second row.
"Yes we do Simon, very well" Smiled Sheelagh.
"What, you going out?" Simons friend said.
" No!" Laughed Sheelagh. Des laughed too.
"Then how?" Asked a girl on the front row.
"We used to work together before we became teacher's" Answered Sheelagh truthfully. Des smiled at how she had covered up. "Right swap your papers and we'll mark them" Sheelagh read out the answers and the kids marked them. Des walked round the class making sure no one was cheating.
"The winning team get 4 points each" Explained Sheelagh stamping the points page of the winners diary.
"Do I get a point for question 20?" Asked Des cheekily.
"Course you do, Where do you want it?" Laughed Sheelagh.
"Anywhere" Laughed Des Standing up next to her.
"Miss, on his head" Suggested Simon laughing.
"Ok, But you'll have to duck down" Smiled Sheelagh. Des dipped his head so she could reach. Sheelagh Stamped a star on his head "Gorgeous!" Giggled Sheelagh.
"Suits you sir!" Repeated the class in a accent like the advert. Sheelagh walked round collecting the papers as Des sat back down on the desk.
"So, who've you got next then?" Asked Des
"Ms Nixon. Do you know her?" Simon shouted. He was clearly the spokes person for the class.
"Yeah, She's alright." Reassured Des " Strict but she's fair. Takes no messing like but doesn't mind a laugh if you get on with your work, if you know what I mean"
"Work with her as well I suppose" Said David, Simons friend.
"No actually!" Smiled Des "She's my cousin"
"What?" Laughed Sheelagh astonished. "You never told me that" The kids watched interested to see what they were saying and try and get some gossip.
"You never asked?" Explained Des shrugging his shoulders. The class laughed. " Who else?" Des continued.
"Mr James" David said looking in his diary.
"What's he like then?" Enquired Sheelagh sitting down next to des on the desk.
"He stinks!" Spat a girl sat on the back row.
"Melissa!" Laughed Sheelagh
"What? He does. He's got really bad breath as well and when he shouts he breaths all over you. I'm surprised his mouth doesn't dissolve." Melissa explained. They all laughed.
"I'll try and avoid him in the staff room then." Thanked Sheelagh. "Who else must I watch out for then?" Asked Sheelagh trying her best to remember all what was being said and get as much information for Jack as possible.
"Well there's Mrs Creech, the music teacher. She insists she can dance and sing, anything musical. But she can't. The problem is she always showing you" Melissa stated quite happy with the opportunity to chat about some of the teachers and not get into trouble.
"And Mrs Driven, who thinks she's fit but she ain't. She fancies Mr Tainten who doesn't like her and he talks to himself as well. Anyway if you talk to him she'll harress you till she finds out exactly what was said." David joined in.
" Mrs Porter as well, she's a proper snob. Oh and Mr Doublechin. I mean Dulchin. He's on another planet completely." Simon also added.
"Wow! I got my own set of spy's. I hope you keep me updated" Laughed Sheelagh.
"Have you actually got any sane teachers in this school?" Laughed Des
"We think you're the first lot, but saying that we not known you properly yet have we.?" Teased Melissa. The class laughed and the bell rang.
"See you tomorrow guys" Sheelagh shouted as they left scraping their chairs underneath the desk. They all left to the second lesson of the day.
"You got a alright group?" Said Des standing up and helping Sheelagh to pick up the remaining bits of rubbish off the floor.
" Yeah they seem alright" Agreed Sheelagh
"I'll see you later then" Des said smiling. He threw the rubbish in the bin at the side of Sheelagh's desk and began to leave.
" One minute Des, come here" Sheelagh said walking up beside him. He stopped turning to look at her. Sheelagh pushed down on his shoulders so that he was croached a bit. She then tipped his head down. Des was unsure of what she was doing as he had a perfect view down her top. He could see her bra and her rather bulging cleavage. But before Des could let his imagination o any further. Sheelagh began to rub the star off his head.
"Oh yeah, forgot about that" Laughed Des finally leaving.
