Title: School, Quidditch, and an Accidental Gender Change

Chapter One: I'm a…WHAT?

Summery:

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I wish I did, because Dumbledore wouldn't be- well never mind. Harry Potter just would be slightly- erm- different.

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As Harry slowly climbed out of bed, he felt a little funny. Weaker in a way, and heavier.

Though still groggily, he smiled to himself.

Better lay off those pumpkin pasties he thought.

Pulling off a sweaty night shirt, Harry looked at himself in the bathroom mirror.

And if he was really the same gender as he looked, he would of screamed.

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Harry sprinted down the stairs. As he didn't really want to run around without a top in his current condition, Harry Potter had pulled on a baggy t-shirt and sweat pants.

Thank god thought Harry as he spotted a seventeen year old girl tossing and turning on a common room couch. If Hermione wasn't already down here, I don't know what I'd do.

"'Mione? You awake?" Harry called.

Hermione turned over and looked up at Harry with blurry eyes.

"HARRY? IS THAT YOU?