Super Metal Sonic: OK. First of all I would like to thank everyone for their reviews. Second, no, I haven't given up on this fic; I've just been busy.
Megatron: Well, if you haven't spent all this time play games and writing Sonic and Spyro fanfics…
Super Metal Sonic: Shut up Megs, Anyway here's the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Beast wars' Lord of the Rings (humour version)
Chapter 3: The Journey Begins
We see Waspinator sitting in The End, reading a number of Spider-man comic books, when suddenly Optimus Primal comes in, and crashing through the window.
"Sorry, I thought that window was opened." Optimus said as he stands up. Before Waspinator can say anything, Optimus asks, "Where's the Ring?" and on finding it, he quickly throws it into the fire.
A few minutes later, Optimus picks the Ring out with tongs and says, "Hold out your hand, I assure you it's quite cool".
Optimus the drops the Ring into Waspinator's Open palm, where it immediately starts to smoke and sizzle,
"EEEAAAGGHHHHHHHHH!" Waspinator screams as he waves his flaming hand about.
"Oops"
A few minutes later, Waspinator is holding the Ring in his bandaged hand, "See any symbols?" Optimus asks,
"No. Wait, Wazzpinator zzeesz G1izzh writing"
"It is as I feared then"
"What?"
"Roughly translated the words means "This is the One Ring to rule the world. "If found please return to Unicron, the dark lord, or he'll rip you wossenames off"".
"Zzo what does Primal and Wazzpinator do now?"
"I will go to the Nemesis, to seek wisdom from the head of my order, I will then meet you in the town of AIEE, in the Prancing Dinobot. Now you must hurry, for Unicron's minions are on their way here", as Waspinator packs, Optimus then says, "Now, all you need is a lackey who, not only be a coward to make you look more heroic, but can also be used as a shield, should the need arise"
At this precise moment, Terrorsaur then enters The End, "Hey Waspy, do you- oh, Mister Primal, why are you doing here… and why are you looking at me like that?"
A few hours later, in Farmer Rhinox's corn field. We see Waspinator and Terrorsaur, in what I'm sure is an important discussion,
"I'm telling you, Shadow is way cooler then Sonic"
"No way" Waspinator replies while playing a Gameboy Advance.
Suddenly, Cheetor and Nightscream crash right into them,
"Get off of us" Terrorsaur yelled as Cheetor and Nightscream stand up, holding a number of vegetables.
"Cheetor! When I get my hands on you!" Rhinox's voice is heard in the distant,
"You stole those vegetables from Farmer Rhinox?"
After a short moment of silence Cheetor says, "I took his pills." He then reads the label, "Take one every hour to avoid Vehicon-Rage".
At this, the four Beast warriors gave each other a worried look.
"Vehicon-Rage?"
An angry yell is suddenly heard, followed by the sound of someone turning into their evil self,
"TANKORR SMASH PUNY THIEVES!"
"Slag!"
We then see the heroes run for their lives from the tank general.
Meanwhile, Optimus arrives at the purple tower known as the Nemesis, but is really just a warship standing on its side, where he hopes he can receive wisdom and guidance. A fellow wizard stands at the entrance to greet Optimus, A black and gold bot with a purple face and dressed in white robes. It is Megatron the White.
"Ah, if it isn't Optimus Primal, come to seek my wisdom and gid-"
THWACK!
"Son of a…" Megatron swore as he clutched at his nose and then glares at the rake he stepped on. "I told those Insecticons, if they wanted to work for me, not to leave their gardening tools lying around"
The duo enters the Nemesis and processed to his chambers.
"So, the Ring is in the bire." Megatron said
"All these years and I never noticed"
"Yesss, your affection for the Half-bots blind you"
"What are implying?" Optimus asked facing Megatron
"Well, I'm not one to gossip but people are talking."
"What people? What are you talking about?"
"Oh look, we're here." Megatron said, quickly changing the topic.
Primal stares in shock, for in the centre of the room is the seeing-device known as the Diagnostic Drone, sitting on a pedestal.
"Megatron, you know it's too dangerous to use the Diagnostic Drone, when there are still many of their number to account for." Optimus says, as he quickly drapes a cloth over it. As he does so, Optimus sees the same flaming tongue he saw when he touched the Ring.
"You saw it too, Yesss, A great tongue, with no coating, tasting out the location of the Ring. Rest assured, it will find the Ring and it will kill anyone one in its way."
"Waspinator" Optimus said and then turns to leave but, with a wave of his hand, Megatron closes the door.
"Do you not see the only choice available, old friend?" Megatron says, "We must join with him," the camera then zooms in for a dramatic close up on Megatron's face, "We must serve Unicron",
We then cut to Optimus, who now wears a sadden expression.
"Tell me… friend, when did Megatron the White replace reason with madness?"
"Oh, about last Tuesday, launch time" Megatron then replies,
"Really? Well that explains why you were running around in a chicken suit, yelling, "I'M THE LIZARD QUEEN" at the Annual Wizard's Picnic"
"Enough talk, Primal! Will you join me?"
"No!" Optimus yells,
"Very well. I saddens me to be the one to send you on your way to oblivion, yesss" Megatron then points his staff at Optimus and invokes a powerful incantation. The room is then filled with a bright light, when the light fades Optimus is on the ground, unconscious with Shrapnel standing behind him holding a large mallet.
oooooooo
Nighttime, at the door to the town of AIEE!
"Man, what a weird day." Cheetor said, falling to the ground due to exhaustion.
"Let's go to the bar and wait for Mister Primal" Terrorsaur said, as he picks Cheetor up.
"Excuzze Wazzpinator, but izz Primal here?" Waspinator asks the barkeeper, as the four heroes enter the bar,
"Sorry, haven't seen him for a week" the barkeeper replies, "Who's that? Cheetor asks, pointing to a silver, red and blue mech with rat head shoulder pads,
"Him? He's a Ranger, he is only known as Vermin," the Barkeeper answers.
"So what should we do?" Nightscream asks,
"Well if we keep quite about Waspy's identity, we should be safe" Terrorsaur answers.
"Waspinator Baggins? Sure I know him", turning round, Waspinator and the others see Cheetor, slightly drunk, talking to some thugs,
"CHEETOR!" Terrorsaur and Nightscream yell, as they run off to shut him up, they knock Waspinator over. The Ring is sent flying and somehow falls on Waspy's finger, causing him to vanish to the shock of the other patrons and the interest of Vermin.
Waspinator stands up to find himself in a shadowy world with a giant tongue surround by flames,
"I CAN TASTE YOU!"
Scared beyond belief, Waspinator fanatically pulls at the Ring, almost ripping his hand off. As he appears back in the real world, Waspinator is grabbed from behind and is dragged away.
To be continued…
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