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Beast wars' Lord of the Rings (humour version)
Chapter 4: Rattrap and the Ringwraths
Waspinator is shoved into one of the inn's rooms, turning round, he sees he was dragged to the room by Vermin.
"Dat was an impressive trick ya did, young half-bot," Vermin said, "but a dangerous one as it has most likely brought ya to the attention of the Ringwraiths".
Cut to show Rampage and the other Ringwraiths race towards AIEE!
Cutting back to the Prancing Dinobot, we see Terrorsaur, Cheetor and Nightscream busting into the room armed with the first thing they could grab,
"Harm Waspy and we'll… hit you with sit cushions and a bowl of peanuts." Terrorsaur lamely finished as Cheetor took another swig of his beer he brought up with him.
"Ya 've nothing to worry about." Vermin replied, "My name is Rattrap,"
"Then why does everyone calls you Vermin" Nightscream asked,
"It's something the barkeeper keeps calling me. So I eat garbage and chew holes in the walls, I'M A RAT! It what we do." Rattrap said as he transformed into his beast mode and began gnawing a hole into a nearby wall. Rattrap then takes four swords out from the hole he gnawed and tossed them to Waspinator and the others.
"You'll need those, now get some rest. We leave tomorrow"
Later that night, we see Rampage and the Ringwraiths, standing over our heroes' beds. Rampage then slowly reach towards the cover and flings them aside.
"Oh Gooflap".
We now cut to Rattrap, Waspinator, Terrorsuar, Nightscream and Cheetor sitting around a fire in a field not far away from the town of AIEE!
"I still don't get why we have to spend the night in this field and not in the beds that we booked" Cheetor said as he lay back on the sleeping bad he was giving.
"'Cause the Ringwraiths will 've sense da Ring being used" Rattrap explained, "And if my guess is right, they shold've found my demolition charges roight about NOW!"
At that moment we see the town of AIEE! blown up in ball of flame, much to the surprise of Cheetor, Nightscream and Terrorsuar (Waspinator was too busy beating Eggman on his Gameboy Advance to notice). Even Rattrap was surprised,
"Er…guess I used too much explosives".
Cutting to the morning we see Rattrap, Waspinator and Terrorsuar ready to leave while Cheetor and Nightscream are still sitting around where the fire had been,
"Ok. If we keep dis way, we can reach the old Lookout Post for shelter tonight." Rattrap said, holstering his sword.
"What about breakfast?" Cheetor asked,
"Ya had it"
"Yes, but what about second breakfast?"
Rattrap just turns and walks on,
"I don't think he's heard of second breakfast." Nightscream said,
"What about third or fourth?" Cheetor asked nervously, "What about elevenis?"
Rattrap then tosses Cheetor an apple and the five heroes continued; by night they reach the Lookout Post and go to sleep.
Later, Waspinator wakes up due to the sound of sizzling and the smell of something frying to see Nightscream, Cheetor and Terrorsuar sitting around a fire with Rattrap nowhere in sight.
"Good morning, Mister Sleepy, you're just in time for breakfast" NightScream said, midway through eating a sausage,
"We saved some sausages for you Waspy"
"What izz Cat-bot and otherzz doing!" Waspinator yelled,
"We've told you, breakfast" Cheetor replied,
"Put the fire out before itzz zzeen!"
"Too late!"
Waspinator turn round to see Rampage and three of the other Ringwraiths, standing on the edge of the tower and drawing their swords, drawing there own swords, Waspinator and the others prepared to defend themselves.
"You know what? Slag this sword stuff!" Rampage said, as he pulled out his missile launcher and fired.
"RUN!" Nightscream yelled as he, Terrorsuar and Cheetor jumped out of the way. Unfortunate for Waspinator, Cheetor tripped him up and he fell face first into the missile.
After a brief moment of looking at Waspinator's parts, laying on the ground, Nightscream and Terrorsaur glared at Cheetor while Rampage and the Ringwraiths advance towards them.
Suddenly a shrill noise filled the air, causing Rampage and the wraiths to fall to the ground screaming in pain.
"I leave to take a wiz and ya lot get into trouble," Rattrap said, wearing earplugs and holding a stereo.
"What is that noise?" Cheetor asked
"A collection of Backstreet Boys song"
"MAKE IT STOP!" Rampage screamed in pain while Rattrap and the others gathered Wasp's part and left.
To be continued…
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