"SIRIUS BLACK GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!"

The Gryffindor Common Room turned dead silent as to watch the scene before them. Sirius Black came running down the stairs leading to the dorm rooms with a wide grin planted on his face. He stopped in front of his fellow Marauders and said "done!"

Done what!

Soon after the entrance of Sirius, a disheveled-looking girl with a horrible temper came strolling down the stairs. Her usual curly, red hair was now a brillian blue and she had a sign stamped to her forehead saying 'I love Sirius Black' that would blink red and gold colors. Not to mention her school uniform was changed to make her look like a walking rainbow. Her blue eyes flashed dangerously.

"Change me back or you will PAY!" Yuki Hawkins yelled.

"What ever do you mean, Hawkins?" Sirius said, as innocent as he could, making his eyes look so irresistible that would make any girl swoon, except one.

"Don't give me that, Black! Put me right or your life will be a living hell!"

"Oh no! I'm so scared! Prongs, what am I going to do? The Walking Crayon Box is threatening me!" Laughing at his own mocking joke, Sirius sat down in a big, comfy armchair near the fireplace.

Selecting a few well-chosen words, Yuki Hawkins pointed her wand at Sirius. He gulped.

"Licarnum iniflamarai," said Yuki. She put her wand back into her pocket and smirked. Sirius sighed.

"That's not even a real spell! Look everyone! 'Yucki Yuki' is trying to be smart! How sweet. Better quit while your ahead Hawkins."

Soon the Common Room roared with laughter. Sirius looked around, thinking they were laughing with him, but they were really laughing AT him! Remus pointed to the hem of Sirius' robes and chuckled. Sirius was on fire! He got up and started running around the room, screaming his head off.

"Put it out! PUT IT OUT!" He yelled. Soon, some seventh year poured his glass of water all over Sirius.

"Thanks, mate," he said, a look of relief coming over his face.

"Remus, if you would be so kind as to turn me back to normal, I want to start on my homework before 10 o'clock." said Yuki, sweetly. Once she was back to her original state, she thanked Lupin and ran upstairs. Everyone now averted their eyes to a wet Sirius.

"Looks like the 'King of Flames' was beaten by a girl! Well played Padfoot," said James, tryign to control his laughter at Sirius, who was wearing an expression that was torn between embarassment and hatred for Yuki Hawkins.

"Sod off, Potter."