Winx Do New York!
Summary: After a fight with the Trix Sisters Stella, Musa, Riven, Brandon, Skye and Bloom wind up on Earth. In a strange state called New York (because it's the only place where I know the school system). But here's the twist- the Winx Club TV show doesn't exist and neither do their powers.
Dedication: SilentxLoudmouth who let me use her character, Abbots, Zweigles hot dogs, the Jell-O museum and the Lilac Festival!
Disclaimer: When life throws you lemons, throw them back harder.
Chapter Three: I Love Crazy People!
Everyone stared at Stella who was pointing her finger at the phone. Amazingly enough, nothing happened to the phone. "Oh no! My magic's gone!" Stella wailed.
The phone then rang. Okay, Lizbet's cell phone began to play Kerosene by Miranda Lambert and Stella jumped up, "Yes! I did it!" The blonde princess exclaimed happily.
"Uh yeah, to the wrong phone." Riven observed.
"Excuse me a second." The brunette picked up her phone and pressed the talk button. "Hello? Melissa! Hey girl! What's up?"
"Not much." Replied the girl on the other end her blue eyes twinkling. "I just got back from the city. What's new with you?"
Lizbet began to laugh and everyone stared at her. "You know how I had that project to do for biology?"
"Yeah, what of it? You didn't toss Tom in a gorge did you?"
"Almost, but we found these people when we were coming back and get this. They think they're fairies!"
"No! I'll be right over!" Melissa clicked her phone off before Lizbet could say another word.
The hazel eyed brunette clicked off her phone. "Dammit!"
Everyone but Tom looked shocked and confused. "Melissa?" The raven haired boy asked simply.
"She's coming over here to meet them."
"Can't you stall her?"
"I'm not sure." Lizbet pulled worriedly on a strand of hair.
"Well, think. You're the smart one."
Kerosene by Miranda Lambert played again and Lizbet picked up her cell phone. "Yellow?"
"Green." Melissa told her friend in a less than celebratory mood. "Moms says I have to stay here since we only just got back from New York. Something about homework."
"Oh. That's too bad." The hazel eyed girl gave her male friend a thumbs up which he returned. "Well, I guess we'll catch up in school tomorrow."
"Yep. I'm driving." The blue eyed girl sounded deviously happy at that thought.
"There is no God." Lizbet gave her friend the expected reply and hung up. "Crisis averted."
"How?" Tom asked with a sigh of relief.
"Mrs. Stewart decided that Meli should catch up on her homework after being in New York for so long."
"But I thought we were in New York." Sky remarked bewildered.
"Yeah, that's what they told me." Brandon added.
"Uh I meant that Melissa was in New York City for a long time." Lizbet told the boys slowly.
"Then why didn't you say that in the first place?" Riven griped.
"Because it was an 'a' 'b' conversation and I wish you'd see your way out of it."
"You don't have to be so rude."
"Oh look who's talking." Stella snapped and slapped the magenta haired boy in the face with a piece of chicken.
"Hey, don't throw my food." Tom pleaded. "I have to clean up here."
"Breath Tom breath." Lizbet advised.
"So we're in New York state?" the brunette specialist asked.
"Yes." The earth boy confirmed.
"Not the city?"
"Maybe." Riven grinned evilly.
"Riv, don't pick on him!" Musa scolded.
"But it's so fun."
"You know, this is fun and everything, but I have to go home or my brother will have a bf." The hazel eyed girl announced.
"Wait! You can't leave now! Where do I put them?" Tom sounded scared.
"You can stick him in a box and mail him to Pluto." Bloom suggested pointing at Riven.
"Send him to Leroy (1). He can work in the Jell-O Museum." Lizbet was full of ideas as well.
"You can't do that!" Musa sounded angry.
" Why the hell not?" the brunette countered.
"Because it wouldn't be nice."
"Who ever said she was nice?" Riven asked.
"Lots of people." Tom replied. "Me, her friends and a few teachers."
"I'm a generous young woman with an eagerness for learning. So, what are we going to do with these people?" Lizbet wanted everyone to hurry and get to the point so she could go home and type up her report there was also a daunting amount of algebra homework.
"You take the girls and I take the boys. Surely someone can convince the faculty that they were expecting exchange students."
"Yeah, I guess, but how will everyone get to school? Melissa can fit the girls in her car, but the boys? Well, I guess we could stuff Jell-O head in the trunk."
Everyone but Tom looked confused and Riven- of course Riven- spoke up. "What's Jell-o? And how does someone become a Jell-o head?"
"Jell-o is a dessert that jiggles and your hair looks like it." The brunette girl d logically. "You can find out about it tomorrow. Tom, you can drive the boys to the high school before your morning classes right?"
"Of course." Tom agreed.
"Good then. Come on girls, I have to go finish my homework."
Stella rushed over to Brandon and gave him a tight hug and began to sob. "I'll miss you snookums."
"You'll see him tomorrow, Stella." Bloom pointed out. "Bye Sky." The red head blew her boyfriend a kiss and he blew one back.
"Okay, let's go before I get ill." Lizbet complained.
"Ditto here." Musa agreed giving Riven a quick hug which the magenta haired specialist returned stiffly,
"He's not one for PDAs is he?"
"Not really." Riven answered as his face began to match his hair.
"I so understand that." The brunette girl then ushered the Alfea trio out the door and into her truck.
This left poor Thomas Wayland alone with three guys and a messy kitchen. "Okay, you guys have to help me clean this up." Tom tried his best to sound authoritive but he was no Lizbet, heck he wasn't even Codatorta.
"Uh how about no Scott?" Riven said then walked back to the living room and began to play Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. No one was going to ask how he knew how to play or why he was suddenly yelling the TV. "Dammit I just lost a friend!"
"We'll help." Brandon told the bewildered earth boy in a pleasant tone.
"Yean." Sky agreed. "Bloom once told me about this thing called a dishwasher and I've always wanted to see one."
The black haired boy chuckled. "Then you'll have to wait until you get to Lizbet's. Here we wash the dishes ourselves."
Both Eraklion boys had the decency to look confused. "Oh, well I guess it'll be an experience." Brandon finally allowed heading over to the kitchen sink. "Now which one of these things starts the water?"
Meanwhile things at Lizbet's house were even more fun an exciting. Stella had found the earth girl's bathroom and began going through the drawers and cupboards until she found the brunette's make up stash which rivaled Sephora (2). "Why weren't you wearing any of this stuff?" the Solarian princess asked when the other girls found her.
"I was." Lizbet was already getting annoyed. "Moisturizer with fifteen SPF and that lip gloss."
"That's all?"
"If you shut up I'll let you use some of it tomorrow."
"Stella. Just leave the poor girl alone." Musa admonished.
"Fine, but she better let me use it." Stella pouted and followed the other girls to Lizbet's room.
A few minutes later Musa seemed intent on acting out the scene from The Problems of Venus Minako is a Nurse (3) from the second season of Sailor Moon with Lizbet's stereo. "No! Don't press that…."
"I WALK THE STREETS OF JAPAN TIL I GET LOST!" blasted through out the house. Yes, Musa had found the alternative station that was playing Doesn't Remind Me by Audio Slave.
"Button." The brunette sighed and turned down the volume then went back to her algebra.
"Lizzeth? Do you think this looks good on me?" everyone turned to see Stella wearing a short black cargo skirt, red tights and a white t-shirt that said And the Itsy Bitsy spider never crawled up the spout again in red letters and had a picture of a black cat licking its lips at a spider.
"Why did you go in my closet?"
"It looks great." Bloom said enthusiastically.
"It's splendiferous." Musa agreed.
"Stay out of my closet!" Lizbet demanded. "I'll find you something to wear tomorrow."
"But I want to wear this to school!" Stella stamped her feet.
"Well, you can't because I haven't worn it yet."
"Oh, you have those kind of rules?"
"Yes." Lizbet sighed and put her pencil down. "If it's that important I'll help you find what to wear now."
"Oh goody."
"Why can't she wear what she was wearing?" Bloom asked.
"Because I said no." came the muffled reply, the brunette was already going through her walk in closet.
"Then why can't Stella wear her clothes she came in?"
"She'd violate the school's dress code."
"I would?" Stella was shocked.
"Yes, we're not allowed to wear shirts that show more than three inches of stomach, and skirt and short hems have to end at or below your finger tips." The hazel eyed girl explained calmly digging out an assortment of shirts, skirts and dresses. "This is what I have for now."
"Do you have any pants?" Musa asked eying the skirts and dresses warily.
"Jeans, cords, or khakis? Capris, flares?"
"How can you have this many clothes and dress like that?" The blonde was still in shock over Lizbet's choice of worn jeans and over sized t-shirts.
"Comfort over style when I'm doing my biology projects."
Bloom and Musa watched as Stella collapsed gasping for air.
"What did I say?"
After reviving Stella and threatening the girls with pain and fashion removal Lizbet finally got back to her Algebra homework then got the new girls settled in.
"Wow! Victoria's Secret!" Bloom gushed as the non magical earth girl pulled out a trademark pink and white striped bag and began to distribute her new underwear.
"You all owe me big time. Especially after I get you enrolled tomorrow." Lizbet told the girls as they all settled in.
"What ever. Just find out how to get us back home." Stella yawned as she laid down and went to bed.
After the other two girls went to their respective rooms- well room, Lizbet's house only had six bedrooms and one was her mother's home office. The brunette set out her own clothes and packed her riding clothes and her bookbag. As she turned out the bedside light she muttered. "This is going to be one crazy length of time."
Done, and this time without a cliff hanger.
In the next chapter you'll meet Melissa and maybe some other people because I don't want to be a complete out cast.
1.) Jell-O was invented in Leroy,NY. They really do have a Jell-O museum there. I've seen it!
2.) Upscale make up store. I buy most of my make up from their website since they don't have a store close to where I live
3.) In North America the episode was called: No Thanks Nurse Venus.
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Okay, I'm going to be working on Darcy Trix Psychic Hotline and a few other stories that need attention as well. So don't beg for an update on this one too hard because I have a few things I want to get up.