My friend thought this one was funny. It involves Miroku. That should be a big enough hint.

Chapter 7 – Hot Spring
Kamihana

"Ah, this feels good!" Kamia said as she stepped into the natural hot spring.

"Doesn't it?" Kagome smiled. "I've bathed in tons of springs before but they never stop amazing me!"

"Ditto," Sango replied. Kamia looked up and saw a little orange ball coming towards them. Shippo splashed into the water, making the girls giggle. Rin came running after him. Seeing that it was ok, she jumped in as well. Kamia, Sango, and Kagome merely welcomed them and laughed. Kagome took out some bottles.

"Here, I brought some shampoo. Feel free to use it!" she offered.

"Thanks!" Kamia accepted. They kept chattering for a while, with Rin and Shippo playing around. That was when they heard a voice.

"Miroku! Trying to get a look again, huh, you pervert!" Inuyasha's voice rang out.

"Again?" Sesshoumaru's voice had a light questioning tone too it.

"Now, now, you know I would do no such thing-" Miroku started.

"As if!" Inuyasha yelled at him. He told his brother, "Yeah. This guy's a pervert and lecher. He asks nearly every woman he sees to bear his child and then gropes them too."

"And here I thought he was a monk," Jaken now joined in. The girls listened to them argue a little longer, though Kamia didn't hear Sesshoumaru's voice again.

"Hey you come back here!" Kamia jumped as Inuyasha's voice rang out. He sounded close. The girls sank deeper into the water.

Pretty soon, Miroku arrived without realizing it. Inuyasha was right behind him. He didn't notice either.

"There you are you little pervert!" Inuyasha said. Miroku looked around.

"Looking for someone?" Kamia, Sango, and Kagome appeared right behind him, bodies swathed in towels. Kamia's voice held a dangerous tone. Miroku and Inuyasha froze.

Sesshoumaru

Sesshoumaru, with his superior youkai ears, could hear every word perfectly. He sat with his back against a tree, eyes closed, listening to the conversation, and enjoying every word of it. It was fun listening tohis little brother yelled at.

"I'd expect it from Miroku, but you too Inuyasha?" the girl Kagome asked.

"Hey! I was only trying-"

"Save the pitiful excuses!" The exterminator interrupted. "What do you think we should do to them, Kamia? Me and Kagome have run out of ideas."

"Well-" Kamia started.

"Please, ladies-" Miroku attempted to say.

"-we could beat them up-"

"Hey, I told you-" Inuyasha butted in.

"-or we could have Jaken use that staff of his to burn them up-"

"Ladies-"

"-or we could have Rin dress them up-"

"You wouldn't-"

"-or we could just tie them up for now, let Sesshoumaru watch them, finish our bath, then decide what to do."

"I'll go for the last one," Sango said.

"Same," Kagome agreed.

"Shippo!" Kamia called. "Get some rope for us, will ya?" Shippo, with Rin as they were done anyways, scampered off and fetched some rope. Sesshoumaru watched them come and leave, giggling. He heard Kamia and Sango tied Inuyasha and Miroku back to back, while Kagome foiled any of their attempts at escape. Soon Rin and Shippo herded in Inuyasha, with a face covered in dirt and Miroku, nursing large bumps on his head, tied back to back. Inuyasha scowled at the amused look that was on Sesshoumaru's face. Rin turned to him.

"Kamia-sama told Rin to tell Sesshoumaru-sama to-"

"I know." Sesshoumaru cut her off. He couldn't keep the malicious grin off his face any longer. Inuyasha glared at him and Miroku tried to shrink away. Shippo approached nervously.

"Kamia told me to give this to you," he held out a slip of paper. Sesshoumaru read the note on it then crumpled it up.

"Do you know what this says?" he asked them. Miroku and Inuyasha don't answer. "It says that if you even try to escape that I could beat you up and drag you back bodily." Miroku immediately prayed that Inuyasha doesn't try to escape. Inuyasha kept glaring at Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru just sat back down and relaxed, seemingly asleep.