AHZR: YAY KARAOKE!(May edit the storytitle later)
Sakura: -.- I'm not very enthusiastic about this... and I'm usually the preppy one...
AHZR: Oh is that so? -evil look-
Sakura: O.o
AHZR: Well I guess since you're usually preppy then you should be the one to go first!
Sakura: O.o... -smiles like a maniac-
AHZR: o.O
Inner Sakura: This is my chance to tell Sasuke about my undying love for him! HELL YEAH! -raises fist up in the air-
Sakura: -cheesy grin-
AHZR: Uh well... O.o we should probably be getting on with the fic now O.o...
Disclaimer: I own nothing!... ok maybe just one thing...
Chapter 1: The Madness Begins!(May edit later)
AHZR: -Sitting in a room with just herself-...so...bored...can't...stay...alive X.x
A puff of smoke appears but soon it disappears leaving a coughing black-haired girl in it's place
Girl: -cough- cough- cough- cough- -hack-
AHZR: O.o -holds out cough drops-
Girl: -cough- thank -cough- you -takes cough drops and swallows one but chokes on it and falls to the ground blue-faced-
AHZR: O.O um... -pokes her with a kunai-
Girl: O.O YOW! Goddammit I'll kill whoever did-
AHZR: Erm...
Girl: Oh AHZR! -gives her a squeeze-to-death hug-
AHZR: O.o Momo is that you!
Momo: Hell yeah it is!
AHZR: -grins like a maniac- FINALLY I WAS GOING TO DIE FROM BOREDOM!
Momo: Well actually I came cause well... I was gonna die from boredom...
AHZR: -.-' oh well you choking on a cough drop was pretty exciting...
Momo: Yeah but now i'm bored... not to mention my throat is killing me...
AHZR: Aw man... -snaps finger- I GOT IT!
Momo: O.o got what?
AHZR: -puts on a smile so scary that it would even scare the devil-
Momo: O.o um... what are you gonna do...?
AHZR: Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Momo: O.O Oh god she's gone insane!
AHZR: Well in my own defense I was already insane from the start -.-'
Momo: Yeah well... aw screw it! What are you gonna do...?
AHZR: We haven't been using my Karaoke machine for a while now!
Momo: -Confused look- Yeah and...?
AHZR: -cheesy grin- well since we don't have enough people I suggest we use the characters from Naruto!
Momo: O.o why Naruto...?
AHZR: Cause Itachi's hot -shrugs-
Momo: o.O o...k...
AHZR: Now what do I have to do to make them instantly appear again? -ponders for a minute- I GOT IT!... oh wait I lost it...
Momo: say what...? -.-'
AHRZ: Mm! I got it! -runs down the kitchen and comes back with 50 cups of ramen, 100 bars of chocolate, 80 bags of chips, and a camera
Momo: O.o what's with the stuff...?
AHRZ: You'll see -cheesy grin- NOW TO THE BEDROOM!
1 hour later-
Momo: I can't believe it took us an hour to go downstairs to your room... -.-'
AHRZ: Dammit it's because YOU wouldn't help me with the stuff! Ok ahem -puts stuff down and snaps fingers-
Naruto: What did you say Sasu- Hey where are we!
Momo: SASUKE! -glomps him-
Sasuke: O.o what the...?
Sakura: Hey get off him!
Momo: Make me bitch!
Sakura: Why you... -about to knock Momo's lights out-
AHZR: Goddammit can't you control yourself for ONE minute Momo I mean Sasuke is hot and all but we didn't come here to glomp the bishies of Naruto besides its totally inappropriate and you should be ashamed!
Sasuke: O.o
Momo: -raises an eyebrow-
AHZR: ...AW SCREW IT! -Glomps Itachi- ITACHI!
Itachi: O.O...?
Sasuke: Itachi you bastard! -Somehow manages to get Momo off of him and is now holding a kunai up in the air about to throw it at Itachi-
AHRZ: -takes kunai and whacks Sasuke upside the head- Goddammit can't you two stay in a room for five minutes without trying to rip each other's throats out!
Sasuke: -glares at her- I have every right to try and kill that bastard -glares at Itachi-
AHZR: -Menacing Glare- If you don't stop being so childish right now I swear I'm gonna... well do something bad!
Sasuke: Oh I'm so scared -rolls eyes-
Momo: Hey come on now little kids we came here to sing right?
Naruto: -blinks once, twice- sing...?
Momo: Yup AHRZ transported you guys here so that we can have a Karaoke Party!
Sakura: Transported...? What kind of jutsu is that...?
AHZR: It's not a jutsu! Its called power's of an authoress!
Sakura?
Momo: Well technically everybody's in a fanfiction…
Naruto Crew: HOLY SHIT!
Momo: -.-'well obviously they know what a fanfiction is…
Kakashi: Hey wait; we came here to sing…?
Momo: Yes you hot, hot, hot, bishie
Kakashi: O.o –inches away-
AHZR: Alright we came here to sing so NO MORE TALKING!
Naruto Crew: O.o
AHZR: Anyway Sakura you're up first pick a song from the Karaoke machine! –Points to machine-
Sakura: um… -pokes it-
AHZR: Dammit its not gonna eat you…
Sakura: Oh well then… -looking through songs and stops on a certain one- ooh I love this song!
AHZR: -Looks at Sakura's pick- -.-'should have guessed…
Sakura: Can I sing now?
AHZR: Right! Momo kill the lights!
Momo: -Smashes light switch with a mallet-
AHZR: GODAMMIT I MEANT TURN THE LIGHTS OFF!
Momo: -Looks at it- but it IS off…
AHZR: Goddamn I'll do the lights just queue the music…
Momo: -salutes- aye, aye captain!
Sakura: Come on what's taking so long…?
AHZR: Hold on you crazy pink-haired lady!
Naruto: -snickers-
Sakura: -Whacks Naruto upside the head-
Naruto: Ow…
AHZR: -snaps fingers and light switch is fixed- Alright as soon as I turn the lights off you play the song kay Momo…?
(Silence)
AHZR: MOMO!
Momo: -talking to Sasuke- So when are you free…? Huh? Oh! Uh sorry… kay!
AHZR: -.-'Goddamn Momo you don't see ME asking for Itachi's phone number!
Itachi: O.o what's a phone number…?
Momo: Wow you don't have phones in Akatsuki…?
Itachi: …no…
Momo: O.o wow… how do you guys communicate with each other…?
Deidara: we talk…? ...yeah
AHZR: -cheesy grin- ok I think Sakura's waited enough…
Sakura: -pissed off look-
AHZR: -turns lights off-
Music starts playing and Sakura gets ready (By the way the song is "Pretty Boy" by M2M)
Sakura: I dedicate this song to my one true love…
Lee: -Has hopeful eyes-
Sakura: Sasuke-kun!
Lee: -Falls down- awe man…
Neji: Idiot…
Sakura: Ahem…
"I lie awake at night…
See things in black in white
I've only got you
Inside my mind
You know you have made
Me blind"
Sasuke: O.o
Naruto: Wow Sakura-chan's voice is so pretty… -sighs-
Hinata: -gets jealous-
Sakura: "I lie awake and pray
That you will look
My way
I have all this longing
In my heart
I knew it right from the start…"
Naruto: -sighs-
Hinata: -gets more jealous-
Sakura: "Oh my pretty, pretty boy
I love you
Like I never ever
Loved no one before you
Pretty, pretty boy of mine
Just tell me you love me too
Oh my pretty, pretty boy
I need you
Oh my pretty, pretty boy I do
Let me inside
Make me stay right beside you"
Sakura: -walks off the stage and towards Sasuke there she inches towards his face and continues-
Sasuke: O.o -inches away-
"I used to write your name
And put it in my frame
And sometimes I think I hear you call
Right from my bedroom wall!"
Sasuke: Damn she is OBSESSED!
"You stay a little while
And touch me with your smile
And what can I say to make you mine
To reach out for you in time"
Naruto: -Is now glaring at Sasuke-
Hinata: -Is now glaring at Sakura-
AHZR: This is getting GOOD –munching popcorn-
Sakura: "Oh my pretty, pretty boy
I love you
Like I never ever loved no one before you
Pretty, pretty boy of mine
Just tell me you love me too
Oh my pretty, pretty boy
I need you
Oh my pretty, pretty boy I do
Let me inside
Make me stay right beside you
In the background music voices could be heard
"Oh pretty boy, pretty boy, pretty boy"
Naruto: Damn… I want Sakura to sing that to ME…
Hinata: -holding a kunai in the air about to stab Sakura-
AHZR: O.O holy… -Drops popcorn and holds Hinata back-
Momo: -picks up popcorn bucket and starts munching while watching-
Sakura: "Say you love me too…"
"Oh my pretty, pretty boy
I love you
Like I never ever loved no one before you
Pretty, pretty boy of mine
Just tell me you love me too
Oh my pretty, pretty boy
I need you
Oh my pretty, pretty boy I do
Let me inside
Make me stay, ooh right beside"
Sasuke: -blushing-
Inner Sakura: He's blushing HELL YEAH! Oh wait why is Hinata behind me holding a kunai…?
AHZR: Dammit Hinata calm down!
Hinata: -calms down and sits back down-
Sasuke: Wow… Sakura I never thought you felt that way about me…
AHZR: O.o WTF! Sakura was practically giving the BIGGEST hints in the manga!
Sasuke: Oh really…? I didn't notice I do have other priorities to take care of you know? I can't pay attention to ALL the girls in love with me…
Itachi: And your priority would be killing me…?
Sasuke: Yup…
Itachi: Goddammit Sasuke do you think of killing me every frickin minute of your life!
Sasuke: HEY! You're the one who killed off our entire clan! -Points accusing finger at him-
Itachi: Yeah I did it cause I wanted you to become stronger! Not cause you to have a killing obsession!
Sasuke: O.o
AHZR: O.o
Momo: O.o
Everybody else: O.o
Itachi: O.o Ah shit did I say that out loud…?
Everybody else: -nods-
Itachi: Crap…!
Ino: Dammit Sakura why the hell did you sing such a song to him! You caused such a big uproar! Besides you know he's going to end up with me anyway!
Sakura: What'd you say Ino-Pig!
Ino: I said-
Asuma: Can you two please pipe down so we can hear the next person sing?
Naruto: Damn Sasuke…
Hinata: Damn Sakura…
AHZR: O.o Wow Hinata…
Hinata: o.O oh jeez… did I say that out loud just now? ...oh… um oh no….
AHZR: -grinning like a maniac- Don't worry! You're not the only Sakura-hater here!
Hinata: -blushing from embarrassment- …
Sakura: O.o WTF…
AHZR: Ok I'm sure Hinata has something on her mind so why don't you go next Hinata…?
Hinata: Huh? Ah but…
AHZR: NO "BUTS"! -Shoves her up the stage that somehow magically appeared in her bedroom-
Sakura: HEY HOW COME I DIDN'T GET A STAGE!
AHZR: Cause I don't like you -grins-
Sakura: -.-
Hinata: Ok and now I'm going to sing…
AHZR: And there goes chapter 1! Sorry if I bored you guys with my fanfiction but I had time to kill and this just popped inside my head! So please review, I promise the next one will be better! And NO FLAMES! Flames will be sent to back of my mind where it will be eaten by my Bijuu!
AHZR's Bijuu: Ick I hate eating your flames you know it gives me stomach aches!
AHZR: LIVE WITH IT! You're a Bijuu you should be able to handle a few spicy foods
AHZR's Bijuu: -mumbles-
AHZR: What!
AHZR's Bijuu: Nothing… O.o
AHZR: I thought so!