Author tries reading the script, then tossed it behind his back. "Screw it I'm winging it, I don't own M.D. Guiest." Author then slaps hid forehead in anger "it's Fruits Basket, not M.D. Guiest, your fired." The producer says as the author drops off the set.
Chapter 20
Crazy Ivan vs. Dracul
In the stands Momiji was shaking Tohru. "Tohru, snap out of it." He yelled to her, Hatori stepped in about this time. "She's just in shock, it will pass." Tohru came to then whispering about blood, Hatori then moved to Shigure and checked on Mitchan who was also whispering about the blood. "This tournament is really dangerous." Yuki said to himself. Aya stepped in then. "Oh come now Yuki, its all just part of the show." Yuki then got angry "you call that a show." He then pointed to the ring where the custodians were mopping up the blood.
"Calm down my friend, I get him first." Ivan said as he put a large hand on Tigoars shoulder. Tigoar began to calm down. Ivan then laughed a little "I face him at least after I finish this chump." He then pointed to the man in his tux. The announcer called then. "The ring is clean, and let's see our next contestants." Both Ivan and Dracul stepped into the ring. "Crazy Ivan vs. Dracul, begin." The announcer stepped out of the ring. Back in the fighters area Jon nudged Kyo again. "Hope Dracul doesn't drink Ivan's blood, if he does hope the cops pull him over." Kyo was confused. "Whys that?" he asked. "The breatholiser'll read .20" Jon said then started to laugh.
"I shall enjoy tasting your blood my ugly, hairy, stupid friend." Dracul said as bat wings came out of his back, he then flew into the air. "Don't call me stupid, I graduated from my school." Dracul came weaving at him. "What was it, the equivalent of forth grade?" He then came in for the kill. Dracul bit Ivan on the jugular; he was drinking a lot when a giant hand with five claws grabbed him by the head. "Stop drinking my blood." Ivan roared as he slammed Dracul into the ground. Dracul got up slowly, for some reason the giants blood was making him dizzy. "What the hell did you dringk?" he slurred at Ivan. "Just a case of scotch." Ivan said as he started to play with Dracul. "I wrestle, you be dummy" Ivan stretched Dracul, Dracul screamed and tried to get away "oh no you don't, Ivan wants to give you a great big hug." He then hugged Dracul so tight that people heard ribs break. "I think I will take you home. I'm going to pet you, and love you, and call you George" Ivan then cuddled Dracul.
In the fighters area tigoar spoke to Kyo. "Now you know why I didn't want him to hug me." "Hey you cheered up." Jon said. "Yeah Ivan has that affect on people. Should have seen him when he was at the Berlin wall. The place was down in hours." Tigoar said as he watched Ivan continue to play with Dracul. He then popped open a beer and left it alone.
Ivan stopped playing, he smelled alcohol. "I'm done with you." He let Dracul fall to the ground and left the ring. "Crazy Ivan wins." The announcer called. Ivan tossed a fork at the announcer. "I think he's done." Ivan said as he walked by the announcer. "Give me beer." Ivan said in a homer like way. "Nice job." Tigoar said as he gave the beer to Ivan. "Well Kyo it looks like your next." Kyo gulped nervously. "Kid you'll knock em dead, then again he might knock you dead." Jon said then pointed toward Mole Man. The announcer called then "Kyo Sohma vs. Mole Man."