AHZR: Yay! I got reviews!
Momo: And they're not flames…
AHZR: -grinning- I really can't believe I actually got reviews! Ok I shall not dilly-dally (That word was in my head the whole day! In fact it still is Dammit!) and continue on with the fic oh and before I do that I shall respond to my lovely reviewers:
Toxicish: To the first part thank you so much! I didn't expect that people thought it was that funny but to the second part: a deep calm breath… that's it calm down!
SociopathLover: And you're calling MOMO a freak? But it's ok I don't hold it against you anime will make anybody go nuts -grins like a maniac- oh and "Kabu-darling?" "Gaara-honey?" "Oro-chan?" LMAO wow… and I'll torture Ten-ten for you in the next chapter k? Cause I don't really give a shit about her…
AHZR: OK SO! Let's get on with the chapter!
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Chapter 2 (Can't think up of a name… I'm bad at thinking up these kind of things)
Hinata: Ok and now I'm going to sing…
Naruto: -makes an attempt to whistle but fails miserably- ah well GO HINATA!
Hinata: -Blushes- ah uh well… Oh god Naruto-kun is looking this way ah sing something Hinata SING! Oh it's no use I'm too nervous my legs feel so heavy all of a sudden waahhh! It's just not fair! -All of a sudden feels faint and well… faints!-
Naruto: O.O HINATA-SAN!
AHZR: Dammit Naruto you HAD to cheer so loudly!
Momo: Well what do you expect he IS called "Konoha's number-one-most-loudest-ninja"
Kakashi: -nods- true, true
AHZR: -glares- you shut up!
Momo: Hey! Don't yell at my Kakashi!
Kakashi: "your" Kakashi…?
AHZR: It's his fault!
Kakashi: What's my fault?
Momo: Nothing's your fault my precious Kakashi!
Kakashi: Again, "your" Kakashi…?
AHZR: It is SO his fault!
Momo: Is not!
Kakashi: um…
AHZR: Is so!
Momo: Is not!
Kakashi: Uh…
AHZR: Is so!
Momo: Is not!
AHZR: Is so!
Kakashi: Um girls…
Momo: Is not!
AHZR: Is so!
Momo: Is not!
AHZR: Is so!
Momo: Is not!
Everyone else: -Looking from side to side while eating the ramen they found on the table-
AHZR: Is so!
Momo: Is NOT!
AHZR: Is SO!
Momo: Dammit is NOT!
AHZR: For the love of all things holy and anime is SO!
Kakashi: This is getting ridiculous… GIRLS!
AHZR and Momo: WHAT!
Kakashi: O.o um… Hmm didn't think that far…
Momo: O.o WAH! I didn't mean to yell at you Kakashi!
Kakashi: Uh can we just continue?
AHZR: Oh right! Since Naruto made Hinata faint he should go!
Momo: -nods- I agree…
Naruto: -Blinks then shrugs- although I have no idea why it's MY fault I'll go anyway since I already have a song in mind! Momo queue the music!
AHZR: -whacks him on the head- That's MY job!
Naruto: Ow that really hurt… -rubs head-
AHZR: -Is very annoyed- It was suppose to you idiot…
Momo: Careful now if you give Naruto a concussion Hinata might wake up and use her awesome kick-ass jutsus on you…
Naruto: Why would she do that…?
AHZR: -rolls eyes- clueless idiot…
Naruto: Hey!
AHZR: Anyway since Naruto has already picked a song he shall tell me!
Naruto: -spacing out- huh? Oh come again…?
AHZR: -Glaring menacing at Naruto- you… idiot! -Starts strangling him- Listen to me when I'm talking to you!
Naruto: Augh! Can't… breathe! -Face starts turning shades of purple and blue-
Sasuke: -Watches while eating the chocolate he found on the table- Hmm… I wonder why I haven't ever strangled Naruto in the anime or manga…
Sakura: That's because you're too civil for that Sasuke-kun!
Gaara: Right…
Sakura: You said something!
Gaara: O.o -knows Sakura has non-human, monstrous strength- uh not really…
Sakura: I thought so!
Naruto: Hello! What about me! OUCH! -Is now being pulverized by AHZR's Sakura-hater mallet-
AHZR: -smashes mallet on Naruto's head- You! -Smashes again- idiot!
Momo: O.o Um AHZR…?
AHZR: -smashes 10251243525226423451 times before answering- What?
Momo: O.o um I think he's dead…
Naruto: -Is now a bloody corpse-
Sasuke: O.o -pokes Naruto's lifeless body- Yup he's dead alright…
Hinata: -wakes up- WHAT! Naruto-kun's dead! IT CAN'T BE! -Is about to cry-
Kakashi: Hmm we can't determine anything yet until we've tried my ultimate technique…
Sakura: And what's that Kakashi-sensei?
AHZR: O.o yes what is it?
Momo: -nods- Me wanna know too!
Everybody else: -nods-
Kakashi: It is the jutsu I made up by myself…
Momo: Ooh! I wanna know what it is! -Jumps up and down like a hyper Naruto fan girl-(…ok so she IS but that's not the point!)
AHZR: -joins her-
Kakashi: -Nods- ok then I'll try it on Naruto -Does hand seal- Ancient Leaf Taijutsu Supreme A thousand years of life! Technically does 'A super-powerful ass-poke'-
(Awkward silence)…
Kakashi: -pokes Naruto- well I guess he really IS dead… and even after I did A thousand years of life…
Sasuke and Sakura: THAT'S JUST THE SAME AS A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!
Momo: How was THAT gonna help him?
Kakashi: Well you see as Sasuke and Sakura said my OTHER technique was A thousand year of PAIN which was meant to cause people to sky-rocket into the air with a very sore bottom… where as A thousand years of LIFE is meant to revive people by jabbing them awake in a very sensitive spot!
Sasuke and Sakura: IT'S THE SAME THING YOU IDIOT!
Hinata: -Staring blankly at the wall-
AHZR: O.o um… Hinata are you ok?
Hinata: -Still staring blankly at the wall- Naruto-kun…
Momo: Hinata?
Hinata: -Faints again-
Kiba: Hinata! O.o
AHZR: Oh boy…
Sasori: Hmm… the leader's not gonna like this…
Deidara: Yeah maybe… hmm…
Itachi: -Nods-
Kisame: Damn our asses are gonna get fried because of this…
AHZR: -Blinks- Huh?
Itachi: Well you see the Kyuubi was the most powerful Demon there was and well since Naruto's dead then that means we'll have to look even HARDER to find the spirit of the Kyuubi again! And well let's say our leader's not a very patient person…
Everybody except the Akatsuki members: Ohhhh…
Akatsuki members: -sighs- oh boy… (…yeah)
AHZR: Don't worry, I was thinking about bringing Naruto back anyway!
Itachi: O.o How…?
AHZR: Powers of an authoress remember? -Grins-
Itachi: Right…
AHZR: Ahem anyway -Types something on her laptop-
Crappy music starts playing before some bootleg light from 'heaven' shines down upon Naruto's body and suddenly Naruto gasped, obviously alive now
Naruto: What the hell just happened?
AHZR: Yo mama now hurry up and get on that stage before I sell all the ramen in your house on the internet that say 'Naruto's Ramen come and get 'em while Naruto's off on a mission and doesn't know of this!'
Naruto: O.o
Momo: O.o Can I get one for free?
AHZR: If Naruto doesn't tell me what he's singing and if he's not on the stage by 5, 4…
Naruto: Shit! -Quickly whispers to AHZR what he's going to sing before running to the stage with the help of Kyuubi's chakra but accidentally ran too fast and ended smacking his head on the microphone- OW! -Rubs head-
AHZR: Idiot… ok Momo queue the music!
Momo: -Clicks button-
The beginning of song starts playing as Naruto got up (Song is "Just the Girl" by The Click Five)
Naruto: Ahem I dedicate this song to Sakura-chan!
Sakura: -Rolls eyes-
Naruto: She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doing
She pushed me in the pool at
Our last school reunion
Sakura: He still remembers that?
Sasuke: Damn now there's an idea
Naruto: She laughs at my dreams
But I dream about her laughter
Strange as it seems
She's the one I'm after
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't understand
Why I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl
I'm looking for
Sakura: He really likes me doesn't he…?
AHZR: Wow how did you figure that out?
Sakura: -Glares-
Naruto: She can't keep a secret
For more than an hour
She runs on one hundred
Proof attitude power
And the more she ignores me
The more I adore her
What can I do?
I'd do anything for her
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't understand
Why I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl
I'm looking for
And when she's sees it's me
On her caller ID
She won't pick up the phone
She'd rather be alone
But I can't give up just yet
Cause every word she's ever said
Still ringing in my head
Still ringing in my head…
Sakura: O.o
Momo: Naruto's a pretty good singer ne?
AHZR: -Nods- yup yup
Naruto: She's cold and she's cruel
But she know what she's doing
Knows just what to say
So my whole day is ruined…
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't understand
Why I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't understand
Why I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
Oh I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl
I'm looking for
Just the girl
I'm looking for…
I'm looking for…
I'm looking for…
I'm looking for…
Just the girl
I'm looking for…
Everybody besides Naruto: -Claps- (some whistled)
Sakura: Wow Naruto I don't know what to- AHHH! -Falls to the ground, blood dripping down her back-
Momo: O.O -turns to AHZR-
AHZR: -Holds hands out- I didn't do it!
Everybody else: O.o -Turns to Hinata-
Hinata: -Holding up a bloody kunai, looking like Jason from 'Friday the 13th' Naruto-kun…
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AHZR: Well chapter 2 was exciting ne?
Momo: -Shrugs-
Kakashi: I just hope chapter three will be coming out soon…
AHZR: O.o you like it!
Kakashi: No I just don't want to spend the rest of my life wondering if I'll be killed in the next chapter or not…
AHZR: -.- stupid…
Momo: Hey don't call my Kakashi stupid!
Kakashi: Dammit I'm not "your" Kakashi!
AHZR: -Sticks tongue out- Anyway so please read and review while Momo and I argue like morons about Kakashi stupidity…
Kakashi: Hey!
AHZR: Ja ne!