"Captain, she can't handle it. She's gonna blow." Author looks up then back at computer. "Systems crash all data lost." Author starts tearing out his hair. "No, my work. The things that I don't own, my fiction on fruits basket."
Tetsuio vs. blue bird.
Tetsuio was ready; he entered the ring and looked at blue bird. In the stands Kagura looked at the guy that had entered the ring. She nudged Haru and pointed. "Hey he's the one that tried to molest me!" Haru just shrugged. "So what he's a fighter, besides you took care of him." Kagura was getting angry then. "But he insulted my Kyo." Haru shrugged again. "So Kyo will most likely fight, you're forgetting Kyos also in this tournament." Kagura sat down then. "Oh."
The count watched eagerly as he watched Tetsuio enter the ring. He took a bite from a cake he had wrapped up. "Go my T-Chan." He said and spit out crumbs on the person in front of him. The man was wearing a black turtleneck. He turned around and looked annoyed at the count. "Would you please look out where you spit." The man in black asked calmly but menacingly. "I'm terribly sorry; I was merrily watching my pet enter the ring." The count said in his own calm voice. "Ok then." The man turned around then and continued watching.
"Fight." The announcer called. Blue bird changed and took to the air. Tetsuio just smiled, he had a plan. "Hey" he called to her. "Did you know I used to be a cook, I can make you into blue bird flambé?" He waved a claw at her and smiled with his pointed teeth. Blue bird came down then and tried to copy what raven had done. "So you want to eat me?" She chirped at him as she came at him. Tetsuio grinned again and leapt right when blue bird ended the strike. He landed on her back. "You're more fun than Orcart is." He said as he gripped her wings. "Get off, you horned idiot. We're going to crash!" Blue bird shrieked as she lost control. They both flopped to the ring floor, Tetsuio was unhurt though, and blue bird had taken the fall.
The count cheered again and got more crumbs on Akito. Akito turned around and glared at him. "You are trying my patience; I can destroy you and your family." Akito then got that glint in his eye. The count spoke then. "You do not frighten me Akito Sohma, before you leave the states; I recommend you come to my shop in San Fan Cisco." The count got his own glint then. "At my shop I sell hope and dreams, I am sure you could use some." Akito was now getting angry. "So you know who I am then. That makes things so much easier. Now may I ask who I am speaking to?" In Akitos mind the gears were turning. "All I have to do is find out who he is and his life is over." The count smiled and spoke then. "Why you are in the presence of Count D." He raised his hand then. "My pets are not the only dangerous thing in my shop." Akito clawed him then, his anger finally broke. "You threaten me!" All of the Sohmas looked over and saw Akito fighting with a long haired Chinese man. "No one threatens me, the head of the Sohma family!" They both started to claw at each other. The count called out then. "I broke a nail, now you pay." They both started to roll down the stands and on to other people.
Tetsuio bit down on blue bird and ate a chunk of her wing. She squawked then. He spit out the chunk then. "Bleah, that's the first piece of meat I don't want." She turned around and pecked him. "Ow, my ass, you pecked me in the ass." Tetsuio roared, and then started to use his claws. To put it bluntly the feathers flew. Blue bird slashed and started to crawl away. "Sorry Tweety, but granny ain't saving you this time." Tetsuio leapt and body slammed her. Blue bird didn't get up. He then looked up and saw one of the most funniest scenes in his life.
Akito and count D rolled on to the ground and continued clawing at each other. "Cross dresser!" "Wimp, my rabbits are tougher than you are!" Akito started punching count in the face. Count d went unconscious and Akito started gloating. "Oh, big bad count thinks he can beat me, the head of the Sohma family." He then got up close to the counts face and grinned evilly. The counts eyes snapped open and grabbed Akitos neck. Still holding Akitos neck count started punching Akito in the mouth. He dropped Akito and Akito started to get up. "Had enough, no." Count kicked Akito in the mouth and he fell down again. "Now you've had enough." The announcer came and checked Akitos vitals. "He's still alive. By the way Tetsuio wins." Hatori then came down from the stand. He sighed and drug Akito back to his seat. Count d went and congratulated t-Chan, t-Chan high fived him. "Good job."
Most of the Sohmas and fighters were speechless. Tigoar burst out laughing. "The jerk finally got what he deserved." Kyo's mouth was just hanging open from the shock of it all. Tigoar patted Kyo on the back as count d and Tetsuio came back to the waiting area. Count d looked at his broken nail. "Oh that was an infuriating man." The announcer then spoke. "Will Jon Talban and manta please join us in the ring?"
Authors note: sorry it took so long. Computer crashed and I lost most of my stories. By the way its my birthday!