Howdy everyone! I've wanted to write this story for a while, it's chapter humor story about the Titan's on an airplane. Not their airplanes mind you, but a public one at an airport. I think you'll like it so please read, enjoy, and review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans but if I did Robin would be mine all mine! MWA HA HA!…. Uhm erm sorry for that weird moment…
On with the show….
Jet Lag
Chapter one
It was a sunny afternoon at Titans tower and all the Titans were in the main room lazing about. Cyborg was reading a book entitled the care and keeping of your car. Raven was meditating in the corner. Starfire was working on a jigsaw puzzle of a Unicorn. Beastboy was playing a video game called Tofu Attacks. Lastly Robin was flipping through… a travel magazine.
"Hey guys, I've been thinking. How about we take a trip!" Robin exclaimed. Everyone looked up at him and then went back to what they were doing.
"C'mon! We can go to Australia!" Robin exclaimed. Secretly it had been his lifelong dream to visit Australia. He secretly loved Kangaroo's and had worshipped them since he was 5. No one, however, paid any attention to Robin. It was time for drastic measures.
"Hey Star, In Australia they have Kangaroos!" Robin said, knowing Starfire liked cute animals
"That's nice friend Robin" Starfire answered trying to find a puzzle piece that connected to the unicorn's horn.
It was time for drastic measures "And even better Star, they have a whole amusement park called Unicorn Palooza" Robin whispered in her ear. She smiled
"Please Robin, when are we leaving for this wonderful Australia place?" Starfire asked
Robin smiled "soon, very soon" …
1 hour and many hardships later Robin had finally convinced every Titan to go. He had coaxed Beastboy with the tale of the wonderful restaurant in Sydney that only served Tofu. He convinced Cyborg with the fact that in Australia there was a huge Robot museum. And lastly the hardest he had threatened Raven that if she didn't come he would give Beastboy sugar to make him high and then lock her and Beastboy in a closet for hours.
"Alright man, I'll get the T plane ready to go!" Cyborg said
"NO! On this trip we're taking a regular airplane at a regular airport like normal people do" Robin said
Raven rolled her eyes "Well won't this be fun?" She said sarcastically
At The Airport
"Dude I haven't been in an airport since…like forever!" Beastboy said as they went through the doors, suitcases in hand.
"Please what is that?" Starfire asked pointing to the moving walkway
"Oh that-" Robin started but was interrupted
"That Starfire is the moving walkway, a commercially contrived gimmick for lazy people who can't walk ten feet for themselves" Raven said (AN: For those of you who still don't know what a moving walkway is it is a pretty stupid thing that is in a lot of airports that you just step on and it pulls you along really slowly)
"DUDE I LOVE THE MOVING WALKWAY!" Beastboy exclaimed running up to it and standing on it, letting it take him along
"YEAH! BOO YA!" Cyborg exclaimed jumping onto the moving walkway and slapping hands with Beastboy
"I am surrounded by total idiots," Raven stated stepping on the moving walkway and crossing her arms. Starfire cautiously placed one foot on the strange walkway that pulled people along. Then she put the other on. She cringed, expecting something bad to happen. A moment later she opened her eyes and realized she was being pulled along,
"Joyous! This is most wonderful!" Starfire exclaimed clapping
Robin shrugged "It goes so slow though. How about we just get off and walk by ourselves" HE suggested
Beastboy, Cyborg, and Starfire shot him death glares
"Or not heh heh" Robin said nervously
2 Hours later…"Can we get off this stupid thing NOW?" Robin asked
"NO way dude, I think we're coming to the end of the hallway!" Beastboy exclaimed
Sure enough an electronic voice said "Caution: The moving walkway is ending"
"Thank the heavens" Raven said
They were only a few feet away from then end…
"Caution: The moving walkway is ending" The voice chimed again
"We know" Robin said annoyed
"Caution: the moving walkway is ending"
"OKAY WE KNOW THAT THE STUPID WALKWAY IN ENDING!" Robin yelled. Every one turned ad stared at him. All the Titans stepped off of the walkway and headed down another hall.
"Caution: The moving walkway is ending" Could still be heard. Robin clenched his fists
This time another electronic voice could be heard "Please don't give your baggage to a stranger. Thank you"
"Who in their right minds would give a stranger their bags?" Beastboy asked
A minute later some guy in his twenties came up to Beastboy "Hey your suitcase has animals on it! Cool! Can I have it?" The guy asked
"Sure!" Beastboy exclaimed handing his suitcase to the stranger
Robin shook his head "This is going to be a loooong day"
To be continued….
All right everyone what did you think of the first chapter? I promise it will get better. Please review and I'll have chapter 2 up soon!