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Well that is everyone; if I missed anyone I am sorry!
Disclaimer: Well I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is I named my nickel Phillip. The bad news is it's a girl nickel and now it has a boy name! And for more bad news I don't own Teen Titans!
On with the show…
Jet Lag
Chapter 2
Robin looked at his watch "Well guys we still have about three hours to our flights take off, how about we just chill?" Robin said
"NO way dude! The 'as seen on TV' store is over there!" Beastboy said as he ran to the commercially contrived shop, Cyborg right behind him.
"Please, what is this store of the things seen on the television?" Starfire asked
"Well star that is-"
"Starfire that is a commercially contrived shop full of useless items that they advertise on TV that don't work" Raven said
Meanwhile at the as seen on TV store…"Dude Cyborg check this out!" Beastboy said. Cyborg came running over
"That? That's a hair beader…"
"So? I wanna try it!" Beastboy took the hair beader and to a strand of his hair into it and pressed the button. It started beading the strand of hair at the speed of light, however since Beastboy didn't have much hair it just yanked his hair out leaving a big bald spot on the side of his head.
"Cyborg cringed "Well that looked like it hurt"
Beastboy shook his head and smiled "It was FUN! I wanna try it again!"…
Back at the airport lobbyHaving nothing better to do Raven decided to head over to the small coffee shop, leaving Robin and Starfire alone. They were sitting on a bench in front of an airport TV that was automatically set to some cheesy soap opera.
"Oh Lance, even though you are still in love with my evil reincarnated half sister I still love you!" The cheesy soap opera girl said
"Oh Rebecca It is quiet tragic, your evil reincarnated half sister got run over by a truck that was being driven by your equally evil reincarnated half brother!" The cheesy soap opera guy Lance said
"Oh Lance that is tragic!" The cheesy soap opera Rebecca said. Suddenly Lance and Rebecca started to make out.
"Robin ca you please explain to me why those two people are shoving their tongues into the others mouth?" Starfire asked
Robin turned red "Uhm well you see Star, uhm…they are kissing because uhm…. they want to…I guess"
"This kissing sounds most pleasant! Might we try?"
"Uhm well-" It was too late for Robin to fight back because she had already pushed his mouth onto his and they started kissing, or making out rather.
"Well that's just disturbing" Raven said, watching Robin pull himself on top of Starfire to further make out with her.
"Dude that's sick! And not in the good way" Beastboy said as he and Cyborg emerged from the TV store
"Yeah. Uhm why are you bald Beastboy?" Raven asked
"He got into a fight with the hair beader" Cyborg said
Beastboy nodded "don't ask"
Suddenly a guy from the as seen on TV store came running out "Here sir, I forgot to offer you a sample of our magic hair regrower!"
"Sweet!" Beastboy said pouring some on his head. All his hair grew back "Awesome! I'll take twenty!"
"Thank you sir! And remember you saw it first on TV!" The as seen on TV store guy said as Beastboy paid him for the bottles.
By this time Robin and Starfire had stopped. Robin wore a stupid half dazed grin on his face "That was fun"
Starfire nodded, an equally half dazed smile on her face "Yes that was most enjoyable"
"Are you two done now? Can we like, I don't know, maybe get on the stupid plane now so we can get this stupid trip over with?" Raven asked
"Yeah let's go " Robin said grabbing Starfire's hand and walking towards the baggage check place.
At the baggage check place"Please place your bags on the bag scanner and step through the scanner. Thank you" An old man said in monotone.
Robin placed his bag on the bag check and walked through the scanner "Thank you sir. Please step off to the side" Said the old man
Starfire placed her bags on the scanner and walked through "Thank you miss. Please step off to the side"
Being left alone off to the side for a minute Robin and Starfire started to make out once more
"That is not proper airport conduct you little hooligans!" The old man said hitting Robin on the back of the head with his cane
"Oww! Fine we'll stop, just don't hit me with your cane again old dude" Robin said wrapping his arms around Starfire
Beastboy placed the one bag he hadn't given to the stranger on the bag scanner and stepped through the scanner. Alarms went off.
"It seems you have a weapon of mass destruction in your bag! Please step aside!" Said the old man, ripping Beastboy's suitcase open and rifling through it.
"Behold! I have found the weapon!" The old man said holding up a pair of scissors that had been in Beastboy's bag
"Uhm dude how is scissors a weapon of mass destruction?" Beastboy asked
"You could stab someone with it!"
"But they're safety scissors!" Beastboy argued
"You didn't let me finish! You could make little paper doilies with them and threaten the citizens! Now step aside little hooligan," The old man said. Beastboy went over to where Robin and Starfire were standing and crossed his arms "I want my scissors back" Beastboy pouted
"I want the right to make out with my girlfriend back," Robin pouted
"And I want you little hooligans to stop your yammering and be quiet!" The old man said
Raven rolled her eyes and placed her bag onto the bag checker and stepped through the scanner.
"Very good Madame, however you have been selected for a random search! Please step aside so Jake can scan you. Oh Jake!" The old man called. A guy of about twenty stepped out
"Hi. I'm Jake, and I work for the airport. I am going to conduct a random scan of you. Please step into the enclosed room" Jake said pointing
"Well won't this be fun?" Raven said sarcastically rolling her eyes and stepping into the room. Jake shut the door.
"Okay see this scanner? I'm going to do a random scan and pat down just to make sure you don't have any weapons" Jake said scanning one side of Raven and patting down the other side. His hand found it's way to an odd place, yet he didn't remove it.
"If I were you I would stop this stupid search RIGHT NOW!" Raven yelled, her eyes glowing black
"Well okay I'll stop, you're fine, and have a nice day!" Jake said nervously running away
Raven walked back to where everyone was standing. Cyborg placed his bag on the checker and walked through the scanner
"It says you have a weapon! In your arm!" The old man said as alarms went off
"Well yeah, I'm a super hero and it's built in. Don't worry I won't use it on anyone" Cyborg said
"I'm sorry sir but you're going to have to remove your arm" The old man said
Cyborg sighed and pulled of the mechanical arm "Here"
"Thank you! You little youngsters are free to go!" The old man exclaimed
"This is going to be a long day," All five Titans said in unison, walking towards the ticket check
To be continued…
Well that was chapter 5 y'all! Please review and I'll try to get chapter three up soon!