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Luna: Sorry for the late update, I'm gonna try updating once or twice a week, its been really hectic…Woot! More reviews! Instead of the Chibi thingy, I have a DIFFERENT, prettier extra for you all. A song that my friend, Arielle; wrote about our good friends of Advent Children! Arielle, YOU ROCK! And after that is our regularly scheduled broadcasting. As always, thanks for the support. YAY 40 REVIEWS! U GUYS ROCK!
"Mommy in a Box"
By: Arielle
I see silver
Mum in a box
I see metros
Mum in a box
I see hotness
And questioning my sexuality.
Reunion
Reunion
Are you my mother?
You're a mother Fer!
Sephiroth back
Kicking ass
Little voices screaming at Cloud-ooooo
Ex Soliders all around
Mum in a box
Mum in a box
Kadaj incest
Yazoo just there
Log crying over spilled milk
Mum in a box
Mum in a box
Rufus is a wheelchair
Rufus is a wheelchair
There mum is only a neck
Rude is bald
Reno's still in the closet
Chapter 4: Of Vincent's Odd, Floating Cloak.
Cloud sped off in his motorcycle. One minute he was driving, the next in an LSD-induced trip with a filed of flowers.
A figure stood back to back with him, as if you couldn't guess…
" Even when your about to break…you come," said Aeris, " Why are you here?"
Cloud shrugged.
" Do you…want forgiveness?"
"…Yes. Yes I do." stated Cloud.
" Well, too damn bad!" she cried.
Cloud turned to her, looking much like a sad, suicidal puppy.
" I was kidding!" said Aeris, grinning, " You always take things too seriously. I don't hate you, even if you did stare at me like a moron when Sephiroth violently thrusted a sword through my stomach."
" Really?" asked Cloud, although the way she described it made him feel worse. Then again, anything could set off Cloud.
" Yeah! Besides, you came to see me!"
With those words, Cloud was jerked out of his LSD trance. Still driving completely straight. Not in a ditch. Creepy…
That's when the little children jumped out at him. Cloud skidded the bike, wanting to avoid hitting them and getting sued.
He jumped off the bike and was rushed by Yazoo and Log. Cloud took out his huge ass sword and gasp; had 2 huge ass swords of equal size. The power of mitosis in action!
He went into a flurry of slashing steel, repelling bullets and jumping on white trees. Trees…or coral? These are the questions you want to know the answer to. Anyway, Kadaj attacked him with his pretty blade and Cloud whupped all 3 metro sexual males.
Until he was chased down the tree, where his dramatic depressive ass was saved by random, gun toting red cloak. So Yazoo did the only sensible thing when one was faced with a cloak creature packing heat. Run to his mommy. Or box, whatever. Log had long ran off with Kadaj and the now possessed children.
The cloak thing ended up to be Vincent.
" Vincento." said Cloud.
" Cloudo…" he said.
Cloud flinched, due to his annoying nickname and the pain in his arm.
" Geostigma…is a virus caused by the body to get rid of foreign substances." said Vincent.
Cloud gave him a blank look.
" Its bad." he said, simplifying it.
" I know that."
" I've been watching Kadaj and his gang for some time now."
"…Vincento, don't you have a life?"
"…Not really."
Suddenly, something jumped out at him and clutched to his leg. Marlene.
" Cloudo!" she cried, " They took Denzel!"
" Who…?" he asked, " Look, let's just go home…"
She let go of him.
" No!" she cried, " Tifa was right! You are a spikey haired, emo, jerk! I wanna talk to Tifa!"
" My phone drowned."
Marlene turned her attention to Vincent.
" What? You seriously expect me of all people to have a cell phone?" he asked.
" I can't believe this!"
" Yeah," said Cloud, " Vincento's a cheapo, bastardo."
He might of laughed at his own joke, if he wasn't dwelling on the fact about Tifa calling him a 'spikey haired, emo, jerk.' And you know, everything else.
Vincent, however, gave him a death glare that could've killed him in an instant.
" Take Marlene home." ordered Cloud.
" I can't comply."
" What are you? A robot? Just do it!"
Vincent sighed. He hated little kids, but Marlene seemed normal enough…Without further ado, Cloud sped off on his nifty bike.
Vincent was alone. With the child.
And so it began.
" Vincento, why do you have metal feet?" asked Marlene, sweetly.
" Because I was experimented on." he answered, in a clipped tone.
" Why is your hair long?"
" Because I LIKE it long."
" Why don't you have a cellphone?"
" Because I am, as in the words of Cloudo; 'cheapo, bastardo.'"
" Why do you look like a vampire?"
That was the last straw. Vincent trembled, tilted his head back and hissed.
Needless to say, Marlene shut up indefinitely.
Meanwhile…
At a random town square, Yazoo and Log had chained up some kids to a carousel like thing. What the purpose of this is, we'll never know.
" Yazoo, why isn't my hair soft and flowing?" asked Log.
" Because you don't use Herbal Essence." he said, matter of factually.
A crowd gathered around the spectacle, curious. The crowd then began to run in horror as random monsters appeared out of the thin air.
Meanwhile…
" Your 100 percent sure you cannot find Mother?" asked Kadaj.
" How many times do I have to tell you? Your mother isn't in a box that isn't on my lap that isn't covered by a sheet!" cried Rufus.
" Okay…Let's take this baby for a test drive!" announced Kadaj.
Rufus gave him an odd look, and watched Kadaj flick out his arm to the sky.
For a couple of seconds, nothing happened. Then, a huge dragon creature flew out of the Bahamut.
Back to Log and Yazoo
Reno and Rude were on the scene, confused. Reno stopped short and whacked Rude in the face with his stick. Metal pole stick, that is.
Tifa had raced into the chaotic place and found Denzel in chains. In a trance.
" Denzel!" she cried, and began shaking him.
There was no recognition in his eyes.
" Denzel!" she screamed, more frantic.
No reaction.
So what does one do when one can't wake someone by shaking them 20 times? Shake them another 20 times, of course!
Bahamut landed right in front of them, poised to attack. Instead of Tifa opening a can of whupass on the Guardian Force/aeon/Summon Spirit/ Eidloen, she just clutched to Denzel, protectively; the smart thing to do.
But she was knocked aside by random monster, whilst Denzel snapped out of his trance. He called her name repeatedly before losing it and charging at the dragon.
Which, of course, made perfect sense. When one has no weapon, zero fighting experience and is up against a Godzilla rip-off that's 30 times bigger than you; rushing at it is the ideal thing to do. And remember kids, Luna-Starr doesn't endorse any of Denzel's actions.
A hand held him back, and gunfire erupted on the dragon; whom recoiled. The gun arm belonged to Barret.
" Protect Mom!" ordered Barret, who kept firing.
Bahamut's mouth opened and gathered energy, when suddenly a spear pierced it's snout; delaying the attack. The bearer of the spear was the booze drinking, cancer stick smoking, Cid Highwind.
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