Author's Note: Yes, this is under the name SireenC, but I assure you that it was, in fact, her sister Peleus who wrote this…Sireen is currently unable to write humor, as school is too close to being in session. So, Peleus, who is very obsessed with the games of Link (mostly the N64 Ocarina of Time, of which this is written from), decided Link needed a diary…er, a journal to write his adventures in. So, this came about, and here you go. THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. She has more written, but will be updating regularly…hopefully.
Disclaimer: I do not own Link or anything or anyone else that belongs to the rightful owners of Link and everything/everyone else. They belong to someone who isn't me. They're not mine. Don't even own the idea of a journal.
Day One
Just the other day, I was complaining because everyone else has a fairy and I did not. I told them that my birthday was coming up, and I wanted a fairy. No one paid much attention to me; they just walked away without saying anything.
Then I guess someone got tired of my complaining because this morning a fairy came to me. The fairy's name is Navi, and she is very annoying. She keeps telling me that I need to go see the Great Deku Tree. I heard that he is a cool guy. Maybe he will give me candy? Also I tried to sell Navi to the Kokiri shop, but they would not take her so I guess that I am stuck with her.
Finally, I get Mido out of my way, and I go to see the Deku Tree. He rambles on about evil things then tells me to go inside of him. What! I am not going in there--it is dark, scary, and I do not want to know what the Deku Tree ate. Navi went in so I have to follow I guess. It is not like anyone in Kokiri Forest would miss me if I die anyway.
I made it through the place alive and got a cool slingshot as a prize. I wonder why the Deku Tree ate that? I also wonder how it feels to have spiders crawling around inside of you. Navi was nervous when I used fire inside of the tree because I could have burned the whole place down.
Then the Deku Tree gave me the Spiritual Stone of the Forest, Kokiri's Emerald, and then died. I did all that work for nothing but a stupid stone. Why did he make me do it if he was going to die anyway? The biggest waste of my time for sure.
Day Two
Today I have to leave the forest to go to Hyrule Castle to visit Princess Zelda. Someone told me that the Kokiri people die if they leave the forest, so why are they asking me to leave? Is this some kind of test to see if I really do die? I start to cross the bridge when Saria stops me and gives me the fairy ocarina to remember her by. Does she know that I am supposed to save Hyrule not run around and play songs? I take it anyway and try to play something. The ocarina sounds like junk and is probably cheap. This is all I get for a good-bye present; a junky fairy ocarina.
Surprisingly I do not die when I leave the forest, but I do meet an owl that can talk. Another surprising thing is that I can understand him! Maybe that is why all of the Kokiri people die when they leave the forest--they meet a giant talking owl and fall over in shock. Anyway the owl does not tell me anything that I do not already know, so after he leaves I continue on to the town market named Market. They at least could have come up with something cool.
In the market I meet a pretty red-haired girl named Malon, and she seems nice and all. There is another weird lady, who I thought was dancing. But she claims her back is itchy, and she is not dancing. I move away slowly and then run for the castle.
Day Three
I met the freaky giant owl again, this time near the castle gates. He is really strange; he can turn his head completely upside down and still look normal. He told me that I will have to sneak past the guards to get into the castle. Also before I go I met Malon again. She said for me to find her dad and to wake him up with this and then hands me an egg. Am I supposed to throw it at him?
I found out that the egg hatches into a rooster which crows to wake Malon's dad, Talon, up. Why do their names only have a one letter difference? Anyway I told him that Malon was waiting for him, and he ran off quickly. Maybe I was wrong about her being nice.
After I finally get into the castle, I meet Zelda, who I think is pretty ugly. She keeps freaking me out by telling me that she dreams about me. I smile and nod like a good little boy as she tells me about the Triforce. Then she has me spy on someone that she claims is evil. He does not look evil to me--he just likes to wear red and black clothes and has a smile that says he will one day rule Hyrule, but I think he is probably quite a nice guy. He is bowing to the king after all; he cannot be too bad.
Zelda tells me to find the other two Spiritual Stones and sends me away to her attendant, Impa. I pee-ed my pants the first time I saw her, I was so scared. She taught me Zelda's Lullaby, and I hope that she does not plan on making me baby-sit. She also tells me to head to Death Mountain.