Hi guys! Sorry about the long wait, I was having computer problems. Anyways, here is chapter 3 of this increasingly random story. Thanks for the reviews, and enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans, but wouldn't you be afraid if I did?
On with the show….
Jet Lag
Chapter 3
Finally past airport security, the Titans walked into the waiting area to…..wait, of course, for their plane. There were a few restaurants, boutiques, and….
"CAKE STORE!" Beastboy exclaimed, dropping his last remaining piece of luggage on the floor and darting towards Cakes R Us.
"Wow, animal luggage." a guy said, taking Beastboy's last remaining suitcase.
Cyborg looked around, and then his favorite store caught his eye "SHARPER IMAGE!" he exclaimed, darting off
"Please friends, what is this image that is sharp?"
"Well Star it's-"
"It's a commercially contrived store featuring fancy objects that no one can afford, making the population feel bad about themselves and wallow in self pity" Raven said, interrupting Robin.
"Is everything commercially contrived to you?" Robin asked
"UNICORNS!" Starfire exclaimed, zooming off towards a plushie store.
"This is stupid" Raven muttered
A boy with dark hair and black clothes came up to her "Everything is stupid. Want to go talk about it?" he said
"Sure" Raven said, following him to a corner of the terminal.
"Oh, oh that's fine. My whole team abandons me. Thanks guys. THANKS A LOT" Robin shouted in anger, throwing his hands up.
A little boy who was walking shuddered and grabbed his teddy bear and hid behind his mother "Mommy, that man's crazy"
"Yes honey, let's stay away from the crazy man" she said, grabbing the boys' hand.
"Attention" a loud voice boomed over the intercom "flight 1138 is boarding. Please have your tickets ready"
In a flash Beastboy, Cyborg, and Starfire zoomed back.
"Look, it's a mini robot!" Cyborg said, holding out a small, smiling little device
"Unicorn! Tee hee!" Starfire exclaimed, whirling around and hugging her unicorn plushie
"Cake" Beastboy said, mouth full.
"Okay, so where's Raven?" Robin asked
"I believe I saw her head in that direction" Starfire said, pointing to a corner. The team ran over; only find Raven and her new friend making out.
Cyborg slapped his forehead with one hand that remained attached to his arm "can we please just board the stupid plane?"….
10 minutes later at the ticket place where you give the nice lady or man your boarding pass and they give you a bright cheery smile and then you board, unless you're a terrorist in which they will (hopefully) arrest you on the spot-
The Titans, being minors and all that, had to be asked their age upon boarding the flight, as to be sure it was them and they had not been kidnapped and gotten their plane ticket stolen.
"How old are you young lady?" The ticket guy said to Raven
"15"
"Thank you, you may board"
"Whatever"
"How old are you young man?" The said, this time to Cyborg
"17"
"You may board"
"cool"
"How old are you?" The man said, to Starfire. Starfire, however, was otherwise occupied by making out with Robin
"Uhm, young lady…"
Starfire broke away and blushed "Oh, heh, sorry. 16"
"You may board."
He asked the same thing to Robin (but instead of young lady he said young man, of course) in which Robin replied the same way, since he was the same age. It was Beastboy's turn.
"How old are you young man?"
"Uhm….11"
Immediately a squad of airport security came over "You're under arrest! It says on this ticket that you're 13"
"I am? Dude! Wow, I forgot that…"
"You have the right to remain silent!" they said, sticking a gun next to his head
"Does that mean I have the right to talk?"
"Uhm….."
Raven came over, pushed through the security, and grabbed Beastboy by the collar "excuse him, he's stupid, he forgets things a lot. I can vouch for him" She said, pulling him onto the airplane
"Wow! Thanks Rae! You really saved-hey! Stupid? I'm not stupid!"
To be continued…..
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