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Chapter 5: Of Cloud getting high. But not that kind of high.

Denzel looked confused as Tifa got to her feet.

" That's my new ship!" cried Cid, pointing upward, " It's called the Ciara! I'll take you guys in it, later!"
Bahamaut recovered from Cid's attack and took fight, taking Cid as a passenger.

" Who's he?" asked Denzel.

" One of the eight other guys that helped us save the world from an angry, metro sexual male with a 7ft sword." explained Tifa.

Vincent swooped in out of nowhere and said " Where's the phone seller?"
He was greeted by odd looks.

"…Do you really think that's necessary? I mean, we're being attacked by a Summon Spirit/Aeon/Guardian Force/ Eioldeon gone wild. Is this really time for purchasing stuff?" she asked.

" I was kidding…" he said, sheepishly.

Tifa looked as if she was going to have an episode. The day Vincent Valentine made a joke was truly when the world was coming to a quick end.

Meanwhile…

The overly pretty metro sexual and the incompetent one chased down the Ex-Turks.

Reno turned to face them, stick in position. As in his weapon. Why do I always feel the need to clarify that?

" So are you guys really serious about the Reunion or whatever?" asked Reno.

" Yes. We'll meet mother." said Yazoo.

" Oh, come on! She's a frickin neck in a box!" cried Reno.

Log's eyes threatened to tear, and Yazoo stopped staring at his hair and looked pissed.

" How dare you refer to mother like that!" cried Log, some tears rolling down his cheeks, " I'll never forgive you!"

" What did you say about my mama!" asked Yazoo, eyes as cold as marble.
" I'm sorry…" said Rude, taken aback by Log's tears.

" Me too. Wait…Why the hell are we apologizing for!" exclaimed Reno, making a valid point.

Cans of whupass were cracked open all over, but sadly; our heroes weren't winning.

Rude and Log got into an odd, some what provocative, crab-like position. Log gave him a toothy grin that Rude found unnerving, and Rude was thrown into the air. He landed with a thud, when a bill board fell on him. His sunglasses fell off, as Reno came crashing down as on his partner. Shattering the glasses.

Let's recap the death toll today, shall we?
People: 10

Sunglasses: 2

Cloud's Positive Emotions: 99. But that other 1 percent involved him having a quick death.

Reno got up from a tangle of limbs, dizzy. Yazoo smirked at him, and leapt up the building, Log followed suit.

" Dude! Dude, you broke my sunglasses!" cried an anguished Rude.

But luckily, he had a spare in his pocket.

" What, mommy? No, I don't wanna go to school! You can't make me!" whined a delirious Reno.

If Rude heard one more thing about someone's mother…

Meanwhile…

Yuffie had appeared on the scene. She gasped upon seeing Bahamut.

" Who's got my materia?" demanded the kleptomaniac ninga, " I worked long and hard to steal it from idiots like Cloudo!"
" The bad guys, of course." answered Tifa.

Yuffie looked as if to have a fit.

Red Xll, with Cait Sith on his back, lunged at the aeon. This was combined with Barret's gunfire and Cid poking at it with a spear.

" We're no match for it!" panicked Cait Sith.

Red thought Cait Sith should drink a nice, tall glass of 'Shut the Hell Up' since he was doing nothing except sitting on his back. But his mouth was too full of scales to voice that opinion.

Vincent opened fire on him and Yuffie ran up a wall and threw her Shrikun at it.

That's when Cloud made a grand entrance.

" You late, biacth!" greeted Barret.

" He's here!" said Tifa, " I secretly love him, why can't he realize that I secretly love him? Does he secretly know that I secretly love him?"

Everyone tuned her out, again. So the group did whatever they did when Cloud was around. Sat back and watch him do all the work. Cause they were slackers.

He swung his sword a bit, weakening Bahamut, until he went flying.

" Let's finish this." said Cloud.

" You know what this means!" said Yuffie, whilst stealthily stealing his wallet, " We got to make Cloudo fly! And go WEEEEEE!"
They scrambled and Barret threw Cloud in the air.

" Busta cap in his ass for me, yo." requested Barret, completely forgetting that Cloud had no gun.

Cloud got some air as Cid stuck out his lance and hefted him higher into the air.

" Go, Cloudo, go!" he cried.

Cloud got higher, then Red grabbed him in his jaws and flung him. He was so incredibly high that he had the urge to stare at his hand for hours.

Yuffie was next to aid him in his addiction, I mean, aid in the demise of Bahamut.

" Cloudo, if you die, can I have your wallet?" she asked, flinging him up.

He didn't answer, and vaguely felt his pocket lighter.

" Fly!" cried Vincent, and threw him.

Finally, there was Tifa who piped up, " It's not over yet!"
Cloud felt his stomach turn from all the positively radiating off her. He flew higher and saw Aeris, who grabbed his hand and said, " Don't look down."
Cloud, out of human nature to disobey anything he's told; looked down. And instantly regretted it, because he remembered his deathly fear of heights. He began falling, and Aeris grabbed him again, pulling him through Bahamut's energy attack and said, " There, you idiot."

Cloud was so filled with sadness that he nearly gave up on fighting Bahamut. She called him an idiot. Idiot Cloudo, idiot Cloudo.

It rang in his head, again and again. He slashed into Bahamut, suddenly furious. He friends did the usual.

Yuffie was stealing from the poor, unbeknownst passersby.

Cid was smoking a cancer stick, stopping to pause and scream at clouds-not the person.

Red was publicly licking a part of himself that was making others feel very uncomfortable.

Barret was staring and screaming at his gun arm, and massacring the English language at the same time.

Tifa was happily shouting words of encouragement, masking her anger that Cloud was too stupid to notice she loved him.

Aeris was a decaying corpse and a voice in Cloud's head.

" Schizophreniaaa…." said Kat, twitching, " Schizophreniaaaa…"

I sighed.

Vincent was brooding because he was emo and had no cellphone.

Cait Sith…was just there.

Chibi Time

Part 2: Cloud and Co.

The bored heroes lazed around Seventh Heaven, totally out of stuff to do.

There was a 'pop' noise and a creature; aka Kat was sitting on Tifa's head.

" Tifa, Tifa Lockhearttt…" she meowed and smiled, " None of you are hot enough, but Tifa is cool, so….TIFAAAA!"
Cloud "…" ed.

" CLOUD!" I screamed, and glomped him, " I LURVE YOUUUU!"
Cloud stared at the tiny thing clinging to him, and was a tiniest bit happy she didn't add 'o' at the end of his name.

" But your so depressed…" I trailed off, " ooh! Door knocker!"
Everyone watched in curiosity as I 'knocked' the door knocker thing on Cloud's outfit.

" Who are you?" he asked.

" Well, my name's BBLEEEEEPPPPP or you could call me Luna." I said, grinning.

" Hehe…neat bleepy noise go bleepity beep." the tiny thing on Tifa's head giggled, " Cloud is depressed. Not as depressed as my Phantom. I like Phantom. I like whipped cream. I like chocolate sauce."

I rolled my eyes at her obsession.

" Door knocker….door knocker…" I said, preoccupied.

" Hey, Cloud, guess who loves you?" asked Kat.

"…Aeris?" he asked.

" No."

A huge arrow suddenly pointed to Tifa.

"…Cid?"
" NO! U DENSE, SPIKEY HAIRED DUMBASS!"
"…Bob?"

" WHO THE HELL IS BOB!" Kat yowled in annoyance.

"…My lover?" he asked.

That's when we realized just how oblivious our blonde was.

Luna: CHAPTER END! REVIEWWWW!