Author's Note: Yes, this is under the name SireenC, but I assure you that it was, in fact, her sister Peleus who wrote this…Sireen is currently unable to write humor, as school is too close to being in session. So, Peleus, who is very obsessed with the games of Link (mostly the N64 Ocarina of Time, of which this is written from), decided Link needed a diary…er, a journal to write his adventures in. So, this came about, and here you go. THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. She has more written, but will be updating regularly…hopefully.
Disclaimer: I do not own Link or anything or anyone else that belongs to the rightful owners of Link and everything/everyone else. They belong to someone who isn't me. They're not mine. Don't even own the idea of a journal.
Day Four
I had to defeat the evil in Dodongo's Cavern before Darunia gave me the Spiritual Stone of Fire. Why is this stone so important that he couldn't have just given it to me right there? Dodongo's Cavern was harder then what the Deku Tree made me do. This place had too much fire and lava. I do not like fire; it burns and is much too…fiery.
I got to the boss and found out that it was a giant Dodongo. Really, who would have thought? The place is just named Dodongo's Cavern and had a bunch of dodongo's running around. There I was, hating fire and every time I got close to it, the dodongo spat a fire ball at me.
Note to self: Fire balls hurt and take away a lot of hearts. Never stand in one's path again.
My motto is: if you can't hit your enemy with your sword then blow it up, so that is what I did to the dodongo. I ran up to it and threw a bomb at it when it opened its mouth, and you will never believe what it did after that. It ate the bomb-- swallowed it and the bomb was gone! Then the dodongo fell down, and I could hit it with my sword. After a few more hits with my sword, the giant dodongo was toast, as crisp as bacon. That was a good thing because at the time I was hungry. I found out that dodongo meat actually tastes quite nasty, not like chicken at all.
After I killed the dodongo, Darunia gave me the Spiritual Stone of Fire. He claimed that the man, Ganondarf, also had wanted the stone but had refused to fight the evil in Dodongo's Cavern for it. See, if Ganondarf was actually evil and powerful, then he would have fought the evil, and it would have been a piece of cake for him. He just has a hobby of collecting pretty stones.
Darunia called me his brother, and I still wonder if he is blind. He must have realized that I am a little human from Kokiri Forest, and he is a big Goron. I mean, we are not even the same color. I thought at that point that it was time to leave, but two Gorons insisted on hugging me. I do not blame Ganondarf for not hanging around them for long now! I made like a seed shot from a slingshot and got the heck out of there.
Day Five
My next stop was Zora's Domain to get the last Spiritual Stone, the Spiritual Stone of Water. I thought that Zora's Domain was a pretty place to visit, and I enjoyed jumping off of the waterfall until I hit the rocks at the bottom and lost a lot of hearts. I played the Diving Game and won the silver scale, so now I can dive twice as far!
I attempted to talk to the King of the Zora's but all he said was that he was worried about the Princess Ruto. That was great for him to be worried, but at the time I thought that I was a little more important. I needed Zora's Sapphire, and I needed it now. I wanted the stone to be pink because that is my favorite color, but Navi told me that it is blue, I will paint it pink if it turns out blue.
Later, I found a note in a bottle at the bottom of Lake Hylia, which was from Princess Ruto. It said that she was waiting inside of Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly. How she had gotten there in the first place was beyond me. She was probably feeding him and leaned too close and snap, he ate her too. I showed the note to the king, and he wanted me to bring Princess Ruto back. I agreed because I was being everyone's slave these days. The king scooted about three feet across the ledge, and it took him about a day to do so, and a gate appeared that led to Zora's Fountain, where Lord Jabu-Jabu was waiting.
Lord Jabu-Jabu was the biggest fish I had ever seen--or maybe he was a whale? I was trying to figure out how to get inside of him, as I couldn't talk to him because he was a highly unintelligent fish; after all he had eaten a Zora, which couldn't have tasted good. I soon realized that I too would have to feed him and get eaten. Easily done, I was gulped right up, along with the fish I was going to feed him too. I was inside; I guess he eats anything within twenty feet of him. Pig.
Day Six
I found Ruto. She was just standing around, and when I talked to her, she said that she can take care of herself, that she had gone into Lord Jabu-Jabu's stomach before. Why? I had no desire to know, but I found it kind of creepy. She also told me that she wasn't leaving until she found her mother's stone. More stone hunting.
I convinced her to come with me, but I had to carry her. I know that she is a princess and all, but really this was a little much. She weighted a lot more then she thought she did. Once, I got so mad at her that I threw her at Lord Jabu-Jabu's side, and she bounced back and hit me! I swear that she is made of rubber so I had fun throwing her then watching her bounce back after she hit.
After a long time of carrying that lump of rubber, aka Princess Ruto, we came to a room where a pretty blue stone sat on a platform. Apparently that was her mother's stone, which is actually Zora's Sapphire. Darn, it really was blue! Why was Navi always right? I threw Princess Ruto up onto the platform, and she got the stone. Then the platform went up into the ceiling and came back down with an octopus on it. I actually thought that Princess Ruto turned even uglier then before, but when it attacked me, I knew it was not Ruto.
I killed it and proceeded on to the boss, Barinade. It was big and could electrify you…two things that did not go together well, but I, brave little Link, defeated it with the help of my boomerang and sword. I guess Navi helped too. Ruto gave me Zora's Sapphire. She said it is called Zora's engagement ring and she should give it only to the man who she loves and wants to marry. Then the horror--she gave it…to…me.
First the Gorons thought that I was their brother and now fish lady wanted me to marry her! I would marry ugly Zelda before I married a fish! I took the sapphire and got the heck out of Zora's Domain before her father could make wedding plans.
TBC
Reviewers:
Kioasakka: I am glad that you think it is funny. Thank you for reading and reviewing!
Uber Spoonz: Thank you for the helpful review. I will try to stick to the past tense, but if Link was really talented he could fight and write in his journal at the same time :)
Ranma Hibiki: I too like to read the journals, but I do not know why this suddenly popped into my head one day. Thank you for the review.
A note from her sister: Ah, good job, my funny little sister. It brings me such joy to see her grow from her early writing stages to her…not quite as early writing stages…tear. I find that the saddest part is that she has played Zelda: Ocarina of Time so much that she probably does know exactly what Link is thinking…scary…