Howdy y'all, thanks for all the reviews, here is a basically pointless chapter, but this whole story is kind of pointless and that is kind of the point of the pointless story. Moving on…
Note: I may be upping the rating of this story to T, formerly known as the PG-13 rating. You'd think with all the randomness in this story I would've done so already but…
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans, but I highly doubt you'd want me to, anyways.
On with the show…
Jet Lag
Chapter 4
On the plane
"Alright y'all let's see where our seats are" Cyborg said, grabbing everyone's ticket, "Well, looks like we all have seats together except…"
"You mean we will not all be together?" Starfire said, dreading the thought of not sitting next to Robin and making out with him for the entire flight.
"Nah, just Raven" Cyborg said, "Her seat is all the way in the waaay back of the plane, next to that adorable little girl right there"
Raven picked up her bag and started walking "Peachy"
"Alright, now Robin and Starfire are over on that side of the aisle, and me and BB are here" Cyborg said, using his one arm to put his baggage in the over head compartment.
Robin picked up his bag "Overhead compartment? No problem for the all powerful Robin" He said. He jumped up and fell two inches short of reaching the compartment.
"Are you in need of assistance, Boyfriend Robin?" Starfire asked, easily putting her bag in.
"No way, Star. I'm a manly man, and manly men don't accept help from beautiful girls who they're trying to impress with their manly strength" Robin said as he struggled to reach the compartment.
Meanwhile, where Raven is sitting in the terrible seat in the back of the plane with a five year old girl-
Raven levitated her back into the overhead compartment and sat down. The little girl who had the seat next to her faced her and smiled "HI! My name is Suzy, what's your name?" Suzy asked. Suzy was wearing a My Little Pony T-shirt and a little pink skirt. Her blonde hair was in braids and her face was splattered with freckles.
Raven crossed her arms and muttered "Raven"
"Raven? That's a pretty name! That's the name of that girl on Disney channel with the funny show! She's my idol! Are you her?"
"Do I look like her?" Raven said
"Uhm, not really, but-"
"Do I look like the type of person who would have a funny show?"
"Not really"
"Yeah, I'm not the same person as that girl on Disney Channel"
"Are you sure?" Suzy asked
"Oh, I'm sure" Raven said, rolling her eyes
"Are you positive?"
"Positive"
"Really?"
"Really really"
It was going to be a long day….
Back at the seats in the middle of the plane where the rest of the Titans are…
A minute later the flight attendant's voice came over the loud speaker and said that everyone needed to buckle their seatbelts. By then Robin, after much strife and anguish, had managed to get his bag in the overhead compartment and still retain his Manly ego.
Starfire promptly and easily fastened her seatbelt. Robin, however, could not figure out the intricate workings of the in-flight seatbelt.
Starfire saw him struggling "Need help, boyfriend Robin?"
"No thanks Star, I'll get it" Robin said, struggling.
Starfire leaned back and crossed her arms "stupid Testosterone and manly egos" She grumbled
The lady behind her stuck her head out in the aisle. Her husband was struggling with his seatbelt and refused help as well. "I hear ya, girl. I hear ya" She said.
Ten minutes later Robin gave up "okay Star, help me"
Starfire smiled and clapped and grabbed his seatbelt and reached over to buckle it, her shoulder brushing up against… "AH! Sorry Boyfriend Robin!" Starfire said quickly, fastening his seatbelt and sitting straight in her seat.
Robin was as pale as a ghost.
A few minutes later his look of ghost-ness changed into a huge smile "Oh, no that's okay Starfire. That was really, really okay."
Meanwhile, back with Raven who, at this point, seems to have a better seat then the lot of them because they just had to see that, except for Robin, who's manly ego has just been increased tenfold by an extremely embarrassing mishap which you just read about and I have no idea why I'm repeating it…
A few minutes later Raven felt a tug at her cape "Raven?" Suzy asked
Raven rolled her eyes "What?"
"Help me buckle my seatbelt, please?" Suzy asked
"Why should I?" Raven asked as she started to flip through the Sky Mall magazine.
Suzy tried the puppy-dog pout. It didn't faze Raven a smidge.
"That doesn't work on me" Raven said
"Hmm…how about, if you don't help me I'll ask the flight attendant to play the My Little Pony movie" Suzy said, taking out her My Little Pony tape.
"Yeah, like they'll actually-"
"Oh, flight attendant!" Suzy said, pressing the Assistance button 10 times.
"Fine, you win" Raven said, fastening the girl's seatbelt.
"YAAAY!" Suzy exclaimed.
Did I mention it was going to be a long day?
To be continued….
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