Author's Note: Yes, this is under the name SireenC, but I assure you that it was, in fact, her sister Peleus who wrote this…Sireen is currently unable to write humor, as school is too close to being in session. So, Peleus, who is very obsessed with the games of Link (mostly the N64 Ocarina of Time, of which this is written from), decided Link needed a diary…er, a journal to write his adventures in. So, this came about, and here you go. THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. She has more written, but will be updating regularly…hopefully.

Disclaimer: I do not own Link or anything or anyone else that belongs to the rightful owners of Link and everything/everyone else. They belong to someone who isn't me. They're not mine. Don't even own the idea of a journal.

Day Seven

I was supposed to go back to Hyrule Castle to talk to Princess Zelda…or so Navi said. This all could have been a trick, but lately she has been right so I skipped…I mean ran across Hyrule Field and found that the drawbridge was up. I guess the people didn't know that it's daylight out and the bridge should have been down…jeez how stupid can people be these days? I though about pounding on the door until someone let me in.

When I got closer, it got cloudy--funny how the weather changes so quickly. I could have swore that it was sunny a second ago. While I stared at the sky, I failed to notice a white horse that galloped past me, bearing Zelda and Impa. All I heard was a splash as Zelda had thrown the Ocarina of Time, and it landed in the stream next to me. Now why would you do a thing like that? Stupid girl.

Next thing I knew was Ganondarf, on his horse, had stopped and asked me if I saw the white horse go by and which way had it gone? Actually I had not seen the white horse go by; therefore, I did not know which way it had gone. What a nice guy that Ganondarf is! He was playing tag with the princess! I do not think he knew that asking where someone went was cheating, so I told him. He didn't like me telling him that because he sent me flying with a burst of magic. He also asked me if I knew who I was dealing with, then he called himself the great Ganondarf. I guess that he takes tag seriously. I wonder if he is a champion at it or something because he called himself the great Ganondarf.

After Ganondarf left, Navi told me to go into the water and get the Ocarina of Time. What? Why me? It is blue, and I hate blue! I got the Ocarina of Time out of the water anyways. Well, I guess it is better then Saria's junky one. I suddenly saw Zelda; these people are big cheaters when it comes to playing tag--don't they know that you can't be in two places at once? It isn't fair! Zelda taught me the Song of Time and told me to go to the Temple of Time.

Day Eight

I played the Song of Time in front of the alter and the stones appeared out of thin air and sat on the right places on the alter. Those are some stones. The door opened, and I ran back. Navi claimed that the sword stuck in the rock was the Master Sword. I looked around, but failed to find the Apprentice Sword.

Ganondarf came and thanked me for letting him into the Sacred Realm, and I smiled. Yep, anything. If you ever wanted to play tag…darn, he was already gone. So, I went up and pulled out the Master Sword, and then this blue light…why couldn't it have been pink?..shot up. The next thing that I knew was that I was staring at some fat guy named Rauru. Rauru claimed that I was destined to be the Hero of Time, and my spirit was locked away for seven years because I was too young to be a hero back then. Hey, heroes come in all shapes and sizes, fatty. You wasted seven years of my life, and you better have a good reason for doing it. Now I was all grown up, and you know that kids can play tag better than adults. This was a cruel joke.

He told me that Ganondarf become evil and transformed Hyrule into a land of monsters. Wow, that guy went from tag champion to ruler of Hyrule in, like, a year! Well, Zelda cheated, so was he supposed to let her get away with it? I guess he is big on revenge, too. Rauru wanted me to go to the six temples and awaken the sages so then I could stop Ganondarf. What! He is my tag buddy, my best friend, and you want me to kill him? Rauru gave me the light medallion; hey, it is one of those coins like things with chocolate inside! I like him now; he has a sense of taste. That was easy, five more chocolate filled medallions that I have to find then I have to face Ganondarf. I will just follow my nose, and I will be sure to find them. Piece of chocolate.

Day Nine

When I arrived back at the Temple of Time, I met someone named Sheik. I was not sure if Sheik was a girl or a boy so I will call Sheik an it to be safe. It told me that I was not fully equipped to go into the Forest Temple, and I should go to Kakariko Village.

In one of the graves, in the Graveyard outside of Kakariko Village, Dampe wanted to see if I could keep up with him. Of course I can! He is just an old dude, how couldn't I keep up with him? Little did I know that he flies and throws fire at you, but I still kept up with him. I was waiting for him at the end of the race. Then as a prize, he gave me the hookshot. Spring loaded chain, cool little object, quite handy.

The exit led to the inside of the windmill, where a guy is playing a music box, and as I looked him in the face, I realized that he was mad. He said that a kid with an ocarina played a strange song, and it messed up the windmill. Must have been Zelda, she sure does cause a lot of trouble for a princess. He taught me the strange song, and after I got done playing it, it made the windmill spin five times faster then it was already spinning.

I stood on the spinning part and wanted to see how long it was before I got sick. I stood there for a few days then finally I got bored and got off. I missed the door knob several times as I tried to open it.

I arrived at the Forest Temple, and it was a fun place. In one of the rooms, I ran around in circles laughing as the Shadow Monster tried but failed to catch me. I got the awesome fairy bow and shot anything within sight, but only got to kill a few ghosts with it, and I did not even know the ghosts. The boss was the Evil Spirit from Beyond; Ganon's Phantom. I got to play a picture version of find and shoot with an arrow game. Then the Phantom shot a bunch of magic at me, and I shot it right back. I was disappointed that he was not as nice as Ganondarf.

Once I defeated the Phantom, the Deku Tree Sprout told me that I was not one of the Kokiri and told me how I came to live in the forest. I would have offered to live in the forest, but he was kind of rooted to the spot. Also everyone in Kokiri forest said that I reminded them of Link. Hello! I am Link! Jeez, you can't even remember the guy you used to pick on!

Navi told me that the cloud around Death Mountain looks strange. Maybe it is going to storm, did you ever think of that? I guess I should go check it out.

TBC

Reviewers:

Uber Spoonz: I hope this update was fast enough for you!

Lindseyiswicked: I am glad you like it to...thanks for reading too!

Vladimir the Hamster: Haha I have played Legend of Zelda so many times I swear Link remembers what to do :) Thanks for reading.

Knuckles Spyro Fox Link Zidane Sora Artemis: I think I was running around in Lord Jabu-Jabu and was bored so I just started throwing Ruto and found out that she bounced :) Thanks for reading.

Kioasakka: I will be sure to check out your Link stories too :)