Author's Note: Yes, this is under the name SireenC, but I assure you that it was, in fact, her sister Peleus who wrote this…Sireen is currently unable to write humor, as school is too close to being in session. So, Peleus, who is very obsessed with the games of Link (mostly the N64 Ocarina of Time, of which this is written from), decided Link needed a diary…er, a journal to write his adventures in. So, this came about, and here you go. THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. She has more written, but will be updating regularly…hopefully.

Disclaimer: I do not own Link or anything or anyone else that belongs to the rightful owners of Link and everything/everyone else. They belong to someone who isn't me. They're not mine. Don't even own the idea of a journal.

Day Ten

I climbed Death Mountain, avoiding all spiders and falling objects. When I finally got to Goron City, everyone was gone except one goron who was rolling around on one of the levels. I stood in front of him and threw a bomb at him…that stopped him. He told me that everyone had been taken to the Fire Temple, and Ganondorf planned to feed them to the dragon Volvagia. Oh, a feast--why wasn't I invited? He gave me a pretty red tunic that he claims is heat-resistant. I hope that he is right, because I don't have plans to become bacon anytime soon.

I entered the Fire Temple to meet Darunia, and he said that he is going to try to seal away the dragon, and I am to rescue his people. Why can he get into the room with the huge lock without a key and I can't? When I freed one of his people, they told me that there are fake doors in the temple. I laughed…fake doors, yeah right! Who went around the temple and put up fake doors? I turned the knob of the door, and it fell down on me. There really were fake doors! I had to smack Navi in order to make her stop laughing at me.

I got to the boss, and I defeated Volvagia, of course without losing many hearts, and it turned out that Darunia was the Sage of Fire! I got another chocolate filled medallion, and this one was in red paper. It tasted kind of spicy, and chocolate should never be spicy. When Darunia turned away, I quickly spat it back out and looked around for water, but there is none because I was in the Chamber of Sages, which is basically in the middle of nowhere.

When Darunia turned back to me, I smiled and nodded as he talked even though my tongue was on fire and my eyes were watering. Navi was snickering; it must have looked like I was crying. Darunia didn't seem to notice, and soon I was back at Death Mountain Crater outside the temple. From there I ran back to Goron City and drank all of the water that the store keeper uses to keep the fish in. Then I left an angry owner as I fled the city.

Day Eleven

I went to Zora's Domain to find it frozen. I was actually kind of sad; I liked that place. I also found the king of the Zora's frozen where I left him seven years ago. That is kind of creepy, because he was staring right at me. Zora's Fountain was pretty much the same, except that Lord Jabu-Jabu was gone. I guess they got around to eating him without my help. More disappointment--I was looking forward to eating him. I jumped across the blocks of ice and entered the Ice Cavern.

The Ice Cavern I completed with ease. The hardest thing was a white wolf, and that is way below the level of easy. For my waste of time, I got the Iron Boots. I always wanted to walk underwater, and now I can! I met Sheik again, and it said something about the flow of time. I wasn't listening; I was too busy trying to walk in my new boots. Then it taught me the melody that would get me to the Water Temple. Sheik said it had managed to save Princess Ruto but all the others are still trapped. I say Ruto is just as unimportant as the others so Sheik should have just left her there, but no one listens to me. I left the Ice Cavern after filling a bottle with blue fire. They even make blue fire! It was perfectly fine red! I used the fire to melt the king, who is actually still quite alive, surprisingly. As a reward I got a blue tunic--couldn't have been pink?--which helps me breathe underwater. Neat, sounds like fun.

The next two days I spent trying to drown myself with my blue tunic on. Then I finally found it to be impossible. Navi was nagging at me to go to the Water Temple, so I played the song and headed in.

Day Twelve

The Water Temple didn't look fun at all. It consisted of three levels, which you can raise and lower the water level in those three levels. I got on my iron boots and sank to the bottom level, and in one of the rooms Princess Ruto is waiting. She said I was a terrible man to keep her waiting all these years. Who said that I wanted to marry you anyways? She led me to the place where I lowered the water. There was a symbol of the Triforce on the wall. That's great, but what does that have to do with lowering the water? Oh…so I play Zelda's Lullaby…I thought that was to make things fall asleep. The water completely drained out of the three levels. Darn, how is the water supposed to fill the temple again if it is gone?

It took me forever to realize that I can't pull out my sword underwater; I guess that it will float away or something, but I could use my hookshot. Then I got the Longshot. Hey, it's…longer. I also had to conquer myself as Dark Link. Not fun--now I know how good I really am. Dark Link did everything that I did, but he couldn't use magic so I burned him to ashes with Din's Fire. Ha ha, burn! Then after I defeated myself I realized that the whole room had been an illusion, and I was in a regular room. I wonder who held the mirror so I could fight myself?

The boss was Morpha and kind of hard to beat, but I defeated the monster by hitting the nucleus, and let me say that was one smart nucleus. Princess Ruto was the Sage of Water--who picks these sages anyways?--and she rewarded me with a blue medallion and her eternal love. Everyone loves me, but I will not marry fish lady. I will marry Saria even though she is half of my size. The medallion, to my disappointment, was nasty chocolate; it tasted watered down. Then Lake Hylia was full of water once more, because I defeated the temple. On a stone platform, it said "When water fills the lake, shoot for the morning light." Water fills the lake--check…now I had to shoot the sun. Did they know you can't actually shoot the sun?

I shot at the sun anyways, and I got fire arrows! I actually shot the sun! Maybe if I shot the moon I would get cheese? Now I am going to go show everyone my new fire arrows! I will start in Kakariko Village.

TBC

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