This is my first KH and Yura fic, so go easy on me.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sora, Yuffie, Kingdom Hearts, water, soap, or towels.
"Careful!" Sora shrieked just before Yuffie's foot touched the wet tile floor of his kitchen. "I'm almost done-"
"Wait,"
He grinned his infamous cheesy grin. "No, Yuffie, you can't have a ride."
Every time, when Sora cleaned his kitchen floor when they were younger, and although it was kinda childish, Yuffie would walk across the floor he had just cleaned to throw something away -just to annoy him -while stepping on the towel he used to clean the floor. He'd grin cheesily, and then pull her along on the towel.
Each of them at the hotel seemed to have their own infamous faces. Yuffie's was the puppydog face that always won over Sora, and Squall's ("It's Leon!") face was his personal favorite - the irritated glare.
As always, Yuffie won with her puppydog pout, and he moaned, scooted over to her (which was actually quite funny to watch)...
Squeak, Squeak, Squeaky Squeak...
...and helped her on the small blue rag.
Another cheesier grin as he pulls her too hard, causing Yuffie to slip and fall backwards on the floor.
"SORA I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
Squeeeaaaaakk!
Using the nearest counter, she pulled herself up. She slid across the slippery floor after him. He was almost on the carpet.
She grabbed the nearest bottle of... something, aiming it at Sora.
She smirked.
"Eh?... not on the hair- AAHHHH!"
Squirt!
The bottle of something happened to be the water Sora used to clean the floor. His spiky hair was soaking wet! Yuffie couldn't help but smile at the cute yet demonic look on her best friend's face as he slid over to the sink.
Gasp!
Sora held in his hand the horrible, wretched dish soap that always sat directly next to the sink.
"Oh, no." She stared, astonished and terrified, as her voice was barely above a whisper.
Although it seemed impossible, Sora's grin got even cheesier, "Oh, yes."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Squuuuuuuiiiiiirrt!
Sqquuueeeekk!
(SLOWMOTION)
Yuffie dodges a glob of the blue, sticky substance, barely missing it. As she sprays more water at Sora, he soars out of the way (A/N: Get it? Sora soars out of the - nevermind...), attempting to dodge the bomb of freshwater... and fails horribly.
But Sora manages to finally win vengeance (sp?). He squirts two blobs of soap at the ninja, The first one is easily dodged by leaning backwards as if one was playing limbo. Yet as the 18 year-old comes up, she is hit in the eye with a squirt of dishsoap, and falls backwards again, this time not being able to regain her balance.
Splat!
(END SLOW MOTION)
"I've been hit!" She shrieks in fake horror. Sora looks as if he had just seen a ghost, running... er, scooting over to the "Greatest Female Ninja", who is on the tile floor, her face covered in soap. Quickly, he grabs another smaller towel and drenches it in water, wiping the soap off her eye.
"Are you ok?" He inquires, leaning over Yuffie.
She can literally feel his warm breath. Strangely, it smells like dishsoap, although she was the one hit in the eye with it.
She pulls herself back down to earth, smirking.
"Never been better." She grabs the end of his towel, crawling across the tiled kitchen floor and pulling him along...
Squeeakkk!
EEEKKK!
Sora slips and falls next to Yuffie, shocked. She laughs evilly,wishing she had her camera. Though in pain, Sora starts cracking up for no reason. The two now lay in a puddle of water and dishsoap, laughing so hard they hurt even more.
And this concludes my first KH fic. So it wasn't the best fic ever. I tried. And that's all that matters.
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