Author's Note: Yes, this is under the name SireenC, but I assure you that it was, in fact, her sister Peleus who wrote this…Sireen is currently unable to write humor, as school is too close to being in session. So, Peleus, who is very obsessed with the games of Link (mostly the N64 Ocarina of Time, of which this is written from), decided Link needed a diary…er, a journal to write his adventures in. So, this came about, and here you go. THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. She has more written, but will be updating regularly…hopefully.

Disclaimer: I do not own Link or anything or anyone else that belongs to the rightful owners of Link and everything/everyone else. They belong to someone who isn't me. They're not mine. Don't even own the idea of a journal.

Day Thirteen

I ran into Kakariko Village with my brand new fire arrows and found the whole village on fire! Everyone was looking at my fire arrows in my hands. I put them away and ran up to Sheik, who was standing by the well. It told me to get back. Hey, who is the Hero of Time? You do not tell me what to do!

Sheik was thrown up into the air and hit the ground, unconscious. I knew it could not fight. These weird things came out of the well, and I stood near Sheik and was ready to fight. They got me too; I guess I am not as good as I thought I was. I awoke to Sheik leaning over me; I think it kissed me. Oh jeez, what if it turns out to be a boy? Sheik told me that evil escaped from the well…no, really? Then it taught me a song to get me to the Shadow Temple, and it told me to go help Impa. Fine, fine, why can't people take care of themselves? Before I go to the Shadow Temple, I needed the Lens of Truth, and I needed to be a kid to get it.

I went to the Temple of Time and put the Master Sword back in the Pedestal of Time, so I got to go back in time seven years. Then I headed over to Kakariko Village and found the well full of water. I learned that the windmill powers the water in the well, and I remembered that guy taught me a song that made the windmill spin faster. I played it, and the water disappeared from the well; now I could go inside the creepy place.

Inside the well, I battled a dead hand--who died? Then my reward was the Lens of Truth. I got out of there before anymore dead hands show up, which are even more creepy then dead people. I made sure I had both of my hands and Navi has….no hands to begin with, ok, then everyone is fine.

Day Fourteen

The Shadow Temple proves to be the creepiest and hardest of the temples so far. It had a bunch of blades waiting to chop my head off, and somehow every time I got hurt, Navi never did. I got these boots that make you fly, and I soon realized that they do not make you fly forever, so I found out when I was standing over a pit of nothingness, and I fell and died. No worries--I had eighteen lives, nine more then cats! Take my advice and never go to this place, as it is not worth your life. I do not care how much you want to see it; you will only end up dead, and then I will probably kill your ghost in the graveyard. Do me a favor and think things through before you go.

In one room, I had to burn the moving walls, and then I got a good chuckle as I watched the mummies burst up in flames and still stay alive. When I got to the boss, I found out that it was called the Bongo-Bongo. Funny how its first name is the same as its last. The Bongo was not fun at all. He must have liked music because he kept bouncing me around on a giant drum. I want a giant drum, and this one is surrounded by lava, even better!

I beat the Bong-Bongo with some major difficulties, I admit. It took me two or three different lives before I beat it. I really wanted to take the drum with me but it was too big to stuff under my shield like I do everything else, so I left it behind. Impa gave me my fourth medallion, and this one was actually edible, so I stuffed it greedily in my mouth and got a bunch of chocolate smeared all over me. I licked my fingers and kindly accepted the napkin that Impa handed to me. She said something about Princess Zelda being safe; yeah, whatever, I could care less.

Navi told me to head to the dessert. Boy, she has been bossy lately. I jumped on Epona and rode away.

Day Fifteen

I arrived at Gerudo Fortress only to be arrested by a bunch of women with sticks. Navi said I should just let them arrest me, but I wanted to kill them all! I could have won easily, sword against sticks. When I got closer I realized that the sticks had a blade at the end, but I still could have won. They threw me into a cell of which I easily got out of and entered one of those pueblo type buildings. A carpenter in a cell asked me to help him. I had to fight one of the gerudo first. This lady had two curved blades and did a spin attack that knocked you down. She was tricky, but I beat her, and she dropped a key and ran…um, you dropped your key; do you want it back? I picked it up and turned around and saw the guy in the cell dancing…excuse me, attempting to dance…and I almost fled, but I managed to unlock the cell and free the guy. Four more of his buddies are trapped…great. He also said that they wanted to join the all women group…excuse me, but I believe you are a man and not a women. Even I knew that, and I didn't even have a mother or father to it explain it to me.

To my horror the carpenter skipped away…skipped…I shuddered. The next gerudo women that I had to fight were not as easy as the first. When she did a spin attack, I jumped to the side and succeed in jumping to the side and confused her, as she was looking all around for me. Then I attacked from behind…haha, sneak attack. I defeated all of the others and freed the carpenters. Who doubted my power?…besides Navi. The Gerudo allowed me into their all women group…I know you think I am handsome and all, but really, I don't want to be part of an all women group. Oh well, maybe I will get free food. One of the Gerudo told me of the Spirit Temple in the desert, but first I have to cross the Haunted Wasteland. Sounded like fun, so I headed on out.

The Haunted Wasteland was anything but fun. In fact it wasn't even exciting; it was just plain scary. I couldn't see a thing out there. Along the way, a guy on a flying carpet told me he would give me something good if I gave him two hundred rupees. Haha, I always wanted a flying carpet, so I gave him two hundred rupees, and he gave me…bombchus. That was a total rip off, so I strung my bow and prepared to kill him, but Navi stopped me and told me that violence is not the answer. Sure it is! That guy just robbed me blind! Fine, I won't kill him…he's lucky that I listened to Navi.

The second half on the way to the temple, I had to follow a poe using the Lens of Truth. Then when I finally made it to the temple, I went inside, read some signs and went back out. Sheik taught me the song that would lead me back to the temple as a child. Ya, fun…not.

TBC

Reviewers:

Jennistar: Glad you like it. Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Minishcap1000: I am glad you think they are getting better…I thought they were getting worse :)

Hopeless Maiden: Link probably will like Zelda when she grows up…even I was impressed. You'll have to wait and see!

Vladimir the Hamster: In one of the chapters I stated that they were chocolate filled medallions…I don't know which one though.

Uber Spoonz: Sorry for the long wait…I never feel like typing :)

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