Author's Note: Yes, this is under the name SireenC, but I assure you that it was, in fact, her sister Peleus who wrote this…Sireen is currently unable to write humor, as school is too close to being in session. So, Peleus, who is very obsessed with the games of Link (mostly the N64 Ocarina of Time, of which this is written from), decided Link needed a diary…er, a journal to write his adventures in. So, this came about, and here you go. THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. She has more written, but will be updating regularly…hopefully.

Disclaimer: I do not own Link or anything or anyone else that belongs to the rightful owners of Link and everything/everyone else. They belong to someone who isn't me. They're not mine. Don't even own the idea of a journal.

Day Sixteen

As a child, I went back to the Spirit Temple and met a lady named Nabooru. Hey, you are prettier then Zelda and fish lady, you want to marry me? No, you want me to crawl through this tiny hole and get the Sliver Gauntlets for you…oh sure. You are skinny, why don't you do it yourself? I soon found out the answer to that question when I battled lizards with swords, fire bats, and Iron Knuckles that could do major damage with his axe attack. Haha, good thing I had Narya's Love, a protective magic shield so he couldn't do damage to me, and then I could just hack away at him. As a reward, I got the Sliver Gauntlets, but Nabooru was taken by the evil witches in the temple…sucks to be her. She told me to leave…aw, how sweet; she really does care, but stupid Navi makes me come back anyways. Nabooru said I should leave…who am I to disobey orders?

As an adult I found the temple a whole lot more fun. Once I got a Like-Like dropped on my head. No warning or anything--just fell out of the sky and landed right on my head. I swear I looked at the ceiling before, and nothing was there. I got this awesome new shield called the Mirror Shield, but I really can't see my reflection. Turns out that the mirror shield reflects light. That's not cool; that's weird. What does your shield do? Mine, it reflects light, yours? Am I supposed to blind Ganondorf? Sometimes I just don't get these objects…that somehow got locked up and put inside the temples.

I went inside of a room and found the witches; they rambled about me coming here and then told the Iron Knuckle to destroy me…not cool. The Iron Knuckle started to come at me…um; don't you need your axe? It snapped its fingers and its axe appeared out of nowhere. I want to learn to do that…it would be sweet. The Iron Knuckle turned out to be Nabooru, brainwashed by the witches. How did that skinny little women turn out to be this big, armor covered dead-looking-but-not-really-actually-quite-alive thing with a huge axe? How? Next I had to defeat the witches, and I found out that my Mirror Shield sucks in magic and shoots it back out! That is how I easily beat the witches, and they told me that they would be back to haunt me…oh, I'm so scared…I'm shaking in my bright red tunic. Nabooru turned out to be the Sage of Spirit, and I got the final medallion and was vastly disappointed when I realized it was a real medallion, not filled with chocolate. I saw Rauru again, and he told me that someone awaited me in the Temple of Time. Ok, let's go.

Day Seventeen

Sheik was waiting for me in the Temple of Time. I found out two interesting facts while I was there. One, that it was actually Zelda! Oh my, it couldn't have been Zelda; you are way too pretty, and how did an ugly little child go to looking like this? Number two, was that I held the Triforce of Courage, so I wasn't as strong as I thought I was…it was the triforce at work? What a let down, and how come I never noticed the big triangle on the back of my hand? You think I would have at least noticed. Zelda bears the triforce of wisdom, why, I don't know. To me she isn't the sharpest sword in Hyrule. It wasn't hard to realize that she bore a triforce; she practically had it everywhere! It was on her dress and even her earrings! It was like putting a sign on her back that said 'I have a part of the triforce, come and get me!' I am surprised that Ganondarf hasn't found her yet, wherever he is.

Zelda apologized for meeting me in disguise. Whatever, it doesn't make up for running around and stalking me as an it or whatever you were, and playing your mini-harp for me at the temples. Do you think I could sleep at night knowing you were out there somewhere watching? I mean I had nightmares! If you think about it, I haven't even eaten anything since….I don't quite remember when….I am not even hungry.

Zelda gave me the light arrows, I guess so I don't run into anything in the dark. Then she was encased in this huge pink crystal like a rupee. If she was a rupee I bet she would be worth a lot. I would sell her for a lot, maybe Ganondarf would buy her from me? At the time, I was wondering how to fit her under my shield, when I heard his voice out of nowhere--he found me first! Funny, I could hear him, but I couldn't see him. He was really starting to creep me out. Ganondarf said if I wanted Zelda I would have to go to the castle to rescue her. Zelda rose up toward the ceiling and then disappeared right before my eyes. Hey, you have to pay me two thousand rupees to keep her! No money fell from the sky, even after I had sat there for a while. Zelda and Ganondarf were gone, and I was without any money. I guess I would have to go to Ganon's Castle and rescue her. I decided to hold off from rescuing Zelda right away. She deserved to be punished after what she did to me. I wondered what kind of game Ganondarf was playing now, because I sure didn't like it.

I left the Temple of Time and decided to stop at Lon Lon Ranch, since it had been ages since I had visited Malon, and of course I wanted to see the horses too… I didn't want to see just Malon, no. Right now I was mad at my best buddy, and he could rot with Zelda in his stinking castle for all I cared, but I had things to do before I planned a rescue.

Reviewers: Sorry everyone, it has been ages since I had updated. I apologize.

Sireen: YEAH YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE! I nagged her for ages to update… insolent child.

Uber Spoonz- Haha the carpenters were very scary. I wonder what went through the creators of Zelda's heads when they made that section of the game?

Vladimir the Hamster- OoT was my favorite Zelda game, I don't know if you played Majora's Mask but I thought that it was hard!

Hopeless Maiden- Sorry about the long wait. Poor Link can't help it if he sounds like a sarcastic ten year old girl.

Knuckles Spyro Fox Link Zidane Sora Artemis- I always run around and do things! I try to see what objects I can blow up and what not.

Zoraangel- Well thanks for coming and reading my story!

Kioasakka- I hate the Shadow Temple also, it was my least favorite. I did like the Spirit Temple though.

Somone10001- Thanks for reviewing and trying to get me to update!

Ordinary Person- Link is going to get Epona in the next chapter. Thank-you for reading!