Hey guys!I appreciate everyone who has read my story so far.Also,if you're wondering about the previous chapter,here is the reason why the bloodhound's name is Ladybird.1.That is the name of the dog off of King of the Hill,which this story is based on.2.I never mentioned it in the chapter,but Ryou is the one who named the dog.

This chapter is dedicated to kitsunegirl4ever, setos-fangirl91, KinnikuJunkie, chibi sweetheart, and everyone else who have helped me along the way.Thanks! .

Chapter 4: Three Men and a Lady.

Bakura and Minako were both sitting at the table.Bakura was flipping pages through a medical textbook."Shimatta!""There's nothing in here!"complained Bakura.Minako slammed her fists on the table.(me: this girl has some anger management issues)"Ugh,this is hopeless,my mother taught me nothing!" Bakura stared at the flustered girl.He had to calm her down before she broke the table.(lol)Bakura picked up the phone and dialed a number.

"Hello?""Yeah,I need to speak to Ryou Bakura.""What do you mean he can't talk right now!" "Listen you,he is my hikari and I demand to speak to him now mortal!" "Fine!"He slammed down the phone.He decided to call Minako's parents.Nobody picked up.Sighing,he placed down the reciever.Minako was about to cry again,when he suddenly had an idea.(me: this I got to see. grabs a bag of popcorn) He reached into the hall closet and pulled out a huge blanket.Cautiously, he draped the blanket over Minako and shoved her into his car and drove away.

As he parked the car in the driveway,Bakura stepped out with Minako and walked up to the doorstep.Bakura knocked on the door.No sound.He knocked several times,until finally he heard someone say,"Hold your millenium items,i'm coming!"Suddenly,the door slammed open.There standing in the doorway was Malik Ishtar.(A.K.A: the hikari)"Bakura!" "What are you doing here!"Bakura pointed down to the shivering Minako."Well,you see Malik...I sort of have a problem."Bakura muttered.

/15 minutes Later/ "So that's what happened."said Bakura.Malik just sat there stunned.(Btw: They're in Malik's living room.)"So,will you help me?"asked Bakura.Malik simply nodded and called for his yami. Marik(A.K.A.:the yami) came walking into the living room.Minako sort of hid behind Bakura,not liking the look she was getting from Marik."So,what did you want hikari?"asked Marik."Well,we have a situation.""You see,Minako here...well...she started her period."

Marik just stood there with a puzzled look on his face."What's a period?"he asked. Bakura and Malik sweatdropped.After a long lecture about the subject, Marik understood."So,will you guys help me?"asked Bakura."Sure".they agreed.The three men and child hopped into Bakura's pickup and drove off to the supermarket.

Market:While searching down the aisles, they finally found the section. The three of them looked up at the sign and said,"Aisle 8 A, Women's products."Malik shuddered."I've heard bad things about this aisle."he said."Isis has told me such things."They all escavated down the cold,creepy chamber(I'm exaggerating,okay?) They each scanned the shelves for anything that was useful.Bakura picked up a package of pads and a box of tampons. "Hmm...let's see."he muttered."Absorbent,Super Absorbent,Medium Absorbent!" "HOW THE FCK SHOULD

I KNOW!"Suddenly,Bakura realized that the people who worked there were staring at him.

Muttering under his breath,Bakura hastily took both boxes and showed it to Malik and Marik.

"Are you sure that those are the right ones?"asks Malik."They ought to be."Bakura replied.

"Hmmm."Malik muttered.Suddenly he snatched the boxes from Bakura and replaced them with another box.Bakura studied it."Ultra Absorbent.."Malik stood there grinning.

Minako's POV: Minako stood there watching the three guys argueing with each other./Uh..this is starting to get more and more creepy./she thought to herself.Suddenly she heard a loud voice that made her skin crawl."MARIK,IF YOU DONT CUT IT OUT,I SWEAR I'LL RIP YOU INTESTINES OUT!" Marik was bothering Bakura by saying inappropriate things.Now, Marik was on the floor crying and sucking his thumb.(Me: --)

Alright,that's it for this chapter everyone!Sorry that it took me a while to put it up.I've been very busy lately.Anyway,see ya!BTW: Sorry that it is short,I'm having writers block.If you have any ideas please,please,please send them to me.I'm very desperate.