Before Luigi no longer stood the Wario everyone had come to know and hate, but the picture of elegance. Gone were his mustard stained dungarees, in there place a fine suit. He also had a monocle and top hat for no good reason.
"Wario! What has happened to you?" Luigi asked, his face coated in confusion (and water from the last chapter). Wario laughed slightly.
"My dear moron, I have simply embraced the out of character-ness that has befallen me after an incident of unknown origin, purpose and well, I don't know a thing about what happened actually." Wario explained. Luigi didn't quite understand what Wario had said, but presumed it went along the lines of 'I'm Wario, I'm a big dope who thinks Luigi is a god on earth'. Luigi started laughing to himself. Wario rose an eyebrow. "Luigi, are you by any chance losing Intelligence Quotient at a dramatic rate"
"Yes, I was just elected king of everything!" Luigi answered, despite the fact no one had asked.
"What are you talking about you cretin? King of everything is a title you get by birthright." Wario sighed and walked towards a window. "Anyway, I presume you are here to decease my diabolical plan"
"No, actually I'm here to avenge my cheese sandwich. Wait, you've come up with a Diana-boil-call plan!" Luigi asked surprised.
"Well everyone says I'm a bad guy, so I might as well bloody well act like one!" Wario shouted, "and what's this nonsense about a cheese sandwich?" Luigi's face turned red with anger.
"Nonsense! Why you little..." Luigi reached into his pocket and pulled out... nothing. Luigi looked at his empty hand. "Oh no, I must have left my gun at Peach's place!" Grumbled Luigi.
At Peach's palace Toadsworth had found the machine gun.
"Come out, come out, where ever you are..." Muttered Toadsworth as he looked for Peach, who had gone into hiding after he ran after her with an axe. Toadsworth heard shuffling in the closet and filled it with lead, much to the dismay of the Toad and his girlfriend within (I'll let you guess what they were doing, here's a hint, it included root beer). "Alright then, gloat away." Luigi found a seat and sat down. He also got out a dictionary just in case.
"Very well." Wario walked up to a giant gun Luigi hadn't noticed before. "I plan on using this weapon of unimaginable destructive possibilities to force the mushroom government to submit to my commands for great amounts of wealth. I will then play the stock markets correctly, until I rule the global economy!" Wario then proceeded to laugh in a typical evil manner. Luigi rolled his eyes.
"Even I know that won't work. Who has ever become rich from the stock market?" Wario continued to smile.
"Ah, but I have an ace up my sleeve..." Wario claimed.
"Really? Me to!" Luigi exclaimed excitably. "I was planning on cheating in poker"
"I was speaking metaphorically." Wario explained.
"Really? Sounded like English to me." Luigi replied. Wario decided to continue before he went to off topic.
"I shall make the money off the stock market by using this cannon to blow up any opposition to the 'Toad inc.' and then buying all there stock! It is a plan of overwhelming intellectual genius!" Wario laughed again.
"Wait a minute..." Luigi was suddenly struck with a thought. It took him a second to figure out what he had been hit by though. "How come you are more out of character than anyone else? Except possibly Toadsworth..." Luigi pondered. Wario shrugged.
"Maybe the cause of this out of character incident is closer to Diamond city than the Mushroom Kingdom." Wario suggested. Luigi stroked his chin.
"If that's true then only one person can be behind this." Luigi claimed. "Daisy"
"Daisy! What are you talking about? It is obviously..." Luigi interrupted Wario.
"I can't believe Daisy would do such a thing." Luigi muttered. "Anyway, I need to kill you for eating my sandwich!" Luigi quickly reached onto a table and tried to pick up some sort of threatening object. After deciding not to pick up a knife, gun, grenade, small nuclear device or oversized hammer, he picked up one of Wario's old socks.
"Are you going to do that terrible 'deadly weapon because they smell so much' cliché now?" Wario asked.
"Well, I was, but you just ruined it for me. Thanks allot." Luigi mumbled. He grudgingly put back the sock and took the gun. "I'll do it the old fashioned way then." Luigi grumbled.
"Maybe I should use this window of opportunity before you blast me to explain that I did not eat your beloved cheese sandwich." Wario stated.
"And why should I believe you?" Luigi questioned.
"Why would you have reason not to?" Wario replied. Luigi then realised Wario had never actually lied to him.
"Good point. Where did you get this bad reputation from?" Luigi asked.
"Thank you! It's about time people realised I'm not that bad a guy!" Wario shouted.
"Aren't you trying to rule the global economy though"
"I'm out of character right now, remember?" Luigi nodded in acceptance of the answer.
"Now that we have this cleared up, can you vacate the vicinity?" Wario gestured at the door. Luigi remained where he was.
"Before I leave we have to think up who could have stolen my cheese sandwich! It has become tradition!" Luigi claimed.
"Fine!" Wario sounded angrily. "Considering who is the only person with access to your food storage, I'll blame..."
"Bet it was Daisy." Luigi suddenly announced, obviously not listening to Wario. "I can stop her evil plan to make us all out of character at the same time."
"Luigi, how could you have possibly linked Daisy to these two scandals?" Wario was slowly being drove insane by the obnoxiousness of Luigi.
"I just remembered that crown from earlier in my fridge." Luigi replied.
"You mean that novelty cake Mario got for his birthday?" Luigi thought back to the crown he had found.
"That would explain the bite in it, but nether the less..." With that, Luigi ran off, but not before tripping over his own foot into the gun's self destruct button.
"Self destruct whenever the hell I feel like self destructing." A feminine voice coming from nowhere claimed.
"I can't remember why I put that button on the gun." Wario muttered.
Luigi had been driving around in his car for three hours before he realised he had no idea where Daisy actually ruled. At first he tried calling her to find out, but the mobile he had brought was actually a disturbingly discoloured brick. Next he looked at a map. This was of no help as there was no signs with 'Daisy's kingdom' on it. In desperation Luigi began trying to use the brick as a phone. Surprisingly he managed to get through to the police, but no one else. After randomly swearing into the sky, Luigi took his frustration out on a Duck, using a gun. However he missed the duck, making a dog pop out of nowhere and laugh at him, so he shoot the dog. Slightly calmer now, Luigi decided to just go to the only kingdom he didn't know the ruler of. It was then Luigi realised he knew a surprising amount of royalty for a plumber, but didn't bother thinking to hard about it, his brain still hurt from his conversation with Wario. He simply got in his car and set off for the 'yet to be named' kingdom.
Luigi noticed something strange about the 'yet to be named' kingdom, namely it was the Mushroom kingdom, except completely different colours. Luigi decided to overlook the unoriginality of the land in favour of running over a few more Toads. Besides, he wasn't going to be here long.
"Welcome to Daisy's castle!" Greeted a Toadsworth with green spots on his head.
"Thank you... toad... dude." Luigi replied.
"The names Toadington. Don't bother introducing yourself, I know the famous Mario when I see him"
"LUIGI! I'M LUIGI! You see the bloody 'L' on my cap, I doesn't stand for Lario you know!" Luigi then shot Toadington and went on his way.
When Luigi entered Daisy's room, she seemed happy to see him.
"Luigi! How'd you get in? Nether mind, I think I've finally found out how to squash all these rumours about us dating"
"I don't think I hear any out of characterness, you must be guilty!" Luigi shouted, pointing his gun at Daisy. An angry Daisy snapped her fingers.
"Drat, Peach heard about my plan." She muttered. Luigi lowered his weapon slightly.
"What plan?" Luigi asked. Daisy, obviously unaware that if she shut up now she could get away with her scheme, pressed a small button which was just there. The wall behind her opened up showing more weapons of mass destruction than everyone thought Iraq had.
"I plan on invading the Mushroom Kingdom!" Daisy exclaimed.
"Why is everyone turning evil in this chapter! Is the author really that stuck for ideas!" Shouted Luigi. Daisy rose one of her eyebrows.
"Pardon"
"Sorry, I thought I might be in a book again." Luigi claimed.
"Good for you. Well Luigi, you have seen to much." Daisy announced in a cold voice.
"Are you going to have me killed?" Luigi asked, pointing his gun at Daisy again.
"No, I was going to put a blindfold on you so you didn't see any more of this stuff, but that is a good idea!" Luigi, still smart enough to realise when to kill, shoot Daisy. Unfortunately the gun was empty.
"Only three bullets! Damn you Wario!" Shouted Luigi into the sky.
"Not my fault!" The sky shouted back.
"Now how to kill you..." Daisy muttered to herself. "I could just shoot you, but that would be boring, how about some form of aquatic creature eating you"
"Look, I've already tangled with one character turned evil today, can I just revenge my cheese sandwich and go?" Luigi asked.
"Never! Especially that non-logical rubbish about that sandwich." Daisy replied. "Take him to the dungeon!" Daisy ordered two toads who just happened to be there with rifles. The two Toads followed the orders and threw Luigi into the dungeon.
When Luigi landed in the dungeon he noticed Waluigi in the cell next to him.
"Hay evil clone!" Luigi waved at him. Waluigi grudgingly walked over to Luigi.
"What are you doing here?" Waluigi asked.
"Came to avenge my cheese sandwich, you"
"Wario paid Daisy to lock me in here, so I wouldn't appear in the Wario Ware series." Waluigi explained.
"Oh. So... you gone out of character recently?" Luigi inquired.
"Hard to tell, I never had a personality." Waluigi replied. Luigi nodded.
"Feel like breaking out?" Luigi asked casually.
"Not really, the dungeon cook's make three course meals and having a toilet next to the bed is just convenient"
"Yeah okay"
Luigi stayed in the dungeon for a week. Oddly enough, within this time Daisy didn't make any move to take over the Mushroom kingdom. Luigi and his evil double ganger enjoyed the five star meals, swimming pool and Simpson DVD box sets. It was then something really weird happened...