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Authors Beginning Note: Okay...um...don't kill me, but my computer is on the complete fritz, so I can't type on it, not sure what's wrong either, just hope the repair guy comes soon, and that it doesn't crash in the mean time. Right now I'm on a loaned computer, but no time to really type a descent story, so instead I wrote a small side blurb, this has nothing to really do with the story line, so whether you read it or not, won't affect anything. I did use some quotes, but I'm not sure how reliable they are, but they're perty close to the real thing, if my memory serves me right. No shout out this time, but next time there will be!

Chapter 38

Good friends are...

1) Always ready to lend a hand...

"Ahh, my lovely Sango."

"What is it now you corrupted monk?"

"Why Sango, I am truly and deeply hurt by your words."

"Hurt my butt."

"Then maybe I should massage it for you." Before Sango knew it, she was being rubbed.

"Pervert!" And before Miroku knew it, he was laying on the ground twitching in pain.

"Ah. But the pain is worth it."

2) Good friends help you reach your goals

"Ah. Such lovely, tender..."

"Spying on the bathing women again I see." Miroku jumped.

"Inuyasha! How could you think such a thing...I was merely..."

"Looking at the bathing local women."

"I'm hurt by your words."

"Spare me."

"If I remember right, Keade requested you're presence."

"You're just trying to get rid of me so you can go back to watching through the peephole."

"Ah. If only I didn't have to watch from afar. It should be a sin."

"That can be rearranged."

"Really?"

"Here, I'll help with a closer look." Before Miroku knew it, he landed in a filled tub. Women turned to look at him.

"Why hello ladies. I was merely inspecting an ominous hanging cloud..." That's when he was smacked and beaten unconscious. Inuyasha snickered before going off.

3) A good friend is someone who always shares with you.

"Hand over the Tetsusaiga."

"Give me one good reason I should give it to you."

"Because I'll kill you."

"Over my dead body."

"As you wish, but Tetsusaiga will be mine."

"Feh."

4) A good friend is always truthful

"Inuyasha! You're such a jerk!"

"What's that runt?"

"Ahhh! Kagome! Help me! Inuyasha is going to kill me! Ah!"

"Come back here you pain in the..."

"Inuyasha. Sit!"

"Wench!"

"Jerk."

5) A good friend goes perfectly with Pizza

"What are you laughing at?!"

"Inuyasha. You are such a pig!"

"What's that runt?"

"You're supposed to eat the food, not wear it!"

"Why you little..."

"Ah! Kagome! Save me!"

"Sit boy!" (Are you seeing a pattern?)

6) Good friends try to pick you up when you're down

"Ouch!"

"Kagome, are you okay?"

"I'm fine. I think I just twisted my ankle."

"Let me carry you."

"No, Kouga, I'm fine. Eep!"

"What do you think you're doing?"

"What does it look like dog face? I'm carrying my woman."

"She ain't you're woman!"

"Like hell!"

"Eep! Owe." Kagome fell to the ground, Kouga completely oblivious to the fact, in his rage.

7) Even good friends have their bad moments

"So, what exactly did you guys do?"

"Inuyasha...YOU JERK! What do you take me for! I can't believe you asked me that question!"

"I bet you're in love with him. So why don't you go find him?"

"Why don't you shut up! Sango, can I borrow Kirara?"

"Of course Kagome. Where are you going?"

"She probably misses her wolf boy already."

"I'm going home stupid!"

8) Good friends are like Umbrellas on life's rainy days

a)"Kagome, why are you crying?"

"Because I thought you were going to die"

"You... were crying...for me?"

b) "There are too many of them. Alas. Then I will die here with honor."

"Oh no you don't! I'm not going to let you're death be my fault. If you want to die monk, die somewhere where I'm not around!"

c) "Oh, Sango, all of those scars and the one you're back!"

"I'm a demon slayer. My job isn't easy."

"But the one..."

"That was from Kohaku."

"Your own brother?"

"It wasn't his fault he did it."

"Oh."

"Don't worry about it."

d) "I feel so stupid! I can't believe I was actually worried about you!"

"You were...worried about me?" Sango blushes a deep crimson, and blushes even deeper as Miroku takes her hand in his. Not knowing what to do, she looks into his eyes and they sit like that for a sweet few moments.