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Meddling in and Rolling out
Summery: Netto and Rockman meet their long time friend Jasmine and Medi. Unfortunately, Meiru and Roll are a little bit jealous by their reunion.
Pre-read by Azn Girl132.
Chapter 5
Dismissal Time
Netto was currently outside of classroom on a tree, listening to his PET casually, which acted as a music player. You know something like a tape player, a CD player, or a MP3 player that everybody had in the past. But this time, there were music chips which acted similar to battle chips, or they were equivalent of a magnetic tape, a compact disc, or an MP3 file. But these music chips contained only certain songs in which the person could hear. Most chips had pictures of the band or singer and the name of the song.
Netto was a music enthusiast. He always was the one that has the best music equipment and other high tech gear. His father worked at SciLab with the family friend Meijin Eguchi together often on a project. Too bad the PETs were not built there. It was built instead at IPC, which Enzan's father owned. Yet the good thing is that they don't make battle chips though.
You may wonder why he wasn't in class and instead out in the open. You see, Netto was lucky not getting any sort of punishment when he went to class late after the incident with Tamako. After convincing Mariko-sensei to come to the door instead of him coming into the room, she instantly smelled the horrible scent on the brunette boy. After giving a nasty face, she ordered him out of the class and not to come back until he was scent cleaned with pine soap. Unfortunately, she didn't give him a time limit. So, Netto took advantage by skipping the classes for the rest of the day.
While playing hooky was alright, the main reason he didn't want to go to class was that he was really afraid of the girls. For some reason, Meiru was acting strange and Jasmine was way too hyper. Well that was a little understatement when he saw them in class. The red hair girl had flaming eyes while the dark blue charcoal hair girl was too smiley. So he was happy not be in class, especially since he had to sit next to them.
The music he was listening currently was a sample version of 'Be Somewhere' by Buzy. It was great since it had some great drum rhythm. The first few lyrics started like this:
Answer Must Be Somewhere
Watashi no koto dareyori mo shitteru
Watashi dakara shinjirareru
But before he could listen any more, it stopped. Netto almost cursed out loud since he thought his batteries died once again. As he was trying to find some more batteries, he heard somebody calling him. So he looked underneath him as he took off his headphones. Down there were his buddies, Tohru Hikawa and Dekao Oyama.
"Hey Netto, Tohru and I are going to net battling at the arcade today. Are you coming?" asked Dekao. He hoped that Netto would accept so he could later ask why the brunette boy didn't want to net battle earlier in the day.
"Sure," replied Netto off handedly.
As he was climbing down to his best friends, he heard something from the entrance of the school building.
"Netto-kun!" said Jasmine sweetly.
"Netto- baka!" spoke Meiru somewhat angrily.
Both girls looked at Netto as if he was a ninety percent off item at a shopping mall which any girl would want badly. Netto had his senses alerted that danger will be coming if the girls managed to lay their hands on him. So he employed the ultimate technique which works almost perfect every time.
"Uh… sorry guys, not today!" he shouted as he ran away towards the exit gate with the girls chasing after him. The guys looked at the scene and though they were lucky that they didn't do anything to piss off the girls.
Random Street
Netto skated as fast as he could. Even though his house was near the school, he opted not to go home right away since the girls seemed to have a lot of energy. So he decided to tire the girls out instead. So he went through various blocks but even though there were streetlights, the girls instead ran across the middle of the street in order to reach their prize. Sure there were a few accidents but Netto couldn't worry about that. His life depended on it!
As he kept looking back to the girls, his speed fell, thus giving a chance for the girls to ensnare him. There behind him were Jasmine and Meiru trying to overtake each other to see who could win the race. It was a good thing that Meriu didn't have her scooter or that Jasmine didn't nick anybody's bike. The reason is that Netto would lose his advantage. You see, Netto was not a good runner, but he was a good skater. Therefore, he had an edge over the girls.
As he reached another block, he saw his partner, Enzan, coming out of a building. He thought maybe the guy who was popular with girls could help him.
"Hey, Enzan! Help me!" shouted Netto as he approached the stern guy.
"What do you need now, Netto?" demanded Enzan as he heard the annoying voice.
"By doing this!" noted Netto as he grabbed onto Enzan's shoulder surprising him and tosses the poor guy onto the incoming girls. While the impact happened, Netto made a quick turn at the corner and he stopped because of the red walk light. So he took a quick break in order to catch his breath. Unfortunately, it did not last long.
Netto heard some footsteps which meant something went very wrong with his plan. He turned back and saw that his idea of getting the girls to go after the decoy failed. The girls stopped for a moment to stare at their prey. Meiru had an infuriated face with blazing eyes that burned more than ever while Jasmine had a really chilling and terrifying grin. This freaked Netto out even more than he could always remember.
"Dang it! I thought girls want Enzan, not me!" Netto muttered as he made a mad dash once again through the crowded intersection.
Dentech Avenue
After going through almost every route possible in Dentech city, Netto was getting tired out really fast. He had no idea what these girls were running on. It was as if they were on speed or something. Seriously, he couldn't have done something that bad to make the girls mad right? Oh God, he would never understand girls for sure. But he sure knows that his life would be forfeited if he stopped running.
He looked up to see where he was, he found that he was near his very own home. He quickly regained his pace as his house was the only last hope that he had. The girls behind him saw that he was hurrying up for some reason, so they did too.
Hikari's house
The door of the sanctuary opened hurriedly.
"MAMA! I'M HOME!" Netto shouted as he hastily removed his skates. Then without waiting for a reply, he ran upstairs towards his very own room.
"Is that you, Netto?" Haruka asked as she was chopping some vegetables for tonight's dinner.
As Haruka was continually chopping, the door was once again opened. She looked at the door where she saw two young girls trying to get in at the same time. She raised an eye brow, considering that it was almost amusing, but she continued to chop the vegetables.
Netto's room
Blam!
Netto slammed the door shut. He breathed very deeply and made sure that the door would stay close.
"Oh Lord, that was the most intense exercise I ever done," respired Netto quickly.
"Calm down, you'll get a cardiac arrest or something," soothed Rockman.
"Easy for you to say," muttered Netto.
"Well, if you say so," noted Rockman.
"I wondered what happened to Enzan," pondered the operator.
What neither of them knew was that Enzan was being treated for Mall Item Stampeded Syndrome, a.k.a. MISS. The condition usually happens to anybody who gets in the way of a mob consisting of enrage and aggressive females who were trying to get the last minute item. For Enzan he was unfortunately got into the way of a two hyperactive females and was sent to the hospital.
Rockman just shrugged and asked his operator to plug him into the PC. Netto did that since there was nothing else for Rockman to do for the moment. After that, the brunette laid down on his bed and hoped that the girls would never be able to open the door.
"It's good to be home!" said Rockman blissfully as he looked around of his homepage.
Unfortunately, good things must end very soon which happened to Rockman.
"Oh, Rockman!" sang two pretty female voices.
Rockman froze at the voices. There was no way that they were after him like their operator was after Netto, right? He looked around his surrounding and saw two female navis: Roll and Medi.
"Oh, Rockman, it's been a long time we haven't seen each other. Could you show me around Internet City?" asked Medi, who glomped onto Rockman's right arm. He looked at her who was battering her eye lashes.
Roll got jealous pretty quickly and she wasn't going to let some new comer get her man. So she also glomped onto Rockman's left arm. Rockman gave a shudder of the next event.
"Oh Rockman, don't you remember the date we had set earlier?" asked Roll, who improvised in order to counter Medi's move.
"Date? What date?" asked Rockman feverously.
This was a dead give away that Roll was lying. Medi grinned in triumphed while Roll wanted to bash Rockman for giving the slip. But that had to wait for later since she had to somehow play along to fix the damage.
"Oh Rockman, you're so funny! You seem to have forgotten about our date because of the stress from your work!" laughed Roll forcefully squeezing onto his arm causing him some pain.
"Nice try but he's coming with me!" said Medi as she pulled him into her direction.
"No, he's coming with me!" yell Roll who pulled him toward to her own direction.
"No, he's mine!" yelled Medi as she pulled again.
"No, mine!" shouted Roll as she pulled once again.
This then thus started as a tug of war between the two female navis with Rockman as the rope.
Author's notes:
I dunno who should win Rockman?
Ri2 Yep that sure rhymes:) If you want more omakes, tell me what you want to see and I'll try to write them out. The only reason there weren't enough cause I ran out of idea. :(
darkliger01, how did you like that for response? ;
Sevetenks the Ultimate F- yay, thanks for your response!
Tenryujin- thanks for reading and the critiques. They were helpful
