Hey peoples! I'm back! Poor you, having to read my fanfics! Mhahahaha! This time I've decided to write a Vegita and Bulma get together... Everyone's doing it! Can't be a fanfic writer without writing a V/B get together!!

Trunks: If some other fanfic writers jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?

Of course not! I would push Unknown Wanderer off!

Trunks: Good answer!

Now! On with the fic! (Disclaimer: I'm getting it for my birthday!!... no, not really... I'm a liar... I don't own it, never will... sob)

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Chapter 1

There he was, the Prince of all Saiyans, Vegita. He sat there on the couch watching Chris Rock stand-up, he chuckled at some parts and smirked at others, but he never would laugh out loud. Why? He's Vegita! That's all you need to know!

"Oh! Hello, Vegita!" came a cheery voice behind him. He turned and saw the crazy blond mother of Bulma, giggling. "Vegita, why aren't you training? Oh! I get it! You and Bulma were up all night having your fun! You must be tired!" She giggled uncontrollably at this, Vegita rolled his eyes. The woman made it very obvious that she wanted him to mate with her daughter. Like he would! Ha!

ELSE WHERE

Mirai Trunks looked out of his binoculars and into the windows, he could see his father sitting on the couch and his grandmother standing over him giggling her heart out.

"Hey, Trunks! What's up?" said a voice behind him.

"Holy Crap!" Trunks cried jumping into the air. He whirled around and saw Goku smiling at him, "God! Goku, don't scare me like that!

"Sorry, so what are you doing here?" Goku asked.

"I have to make sure my parents get together, if not everything could go wrong!"

"Yeah, and it would really suck for you..."

"How did you find me?" Trunks asked.

"Well," Goku began sucking up some air, "I was coming here for the same reason, making sure your parents got together, they make a good couple, don't you think? Well, when I came I sensed your ki and I came over and I was like, 'Hey, Trunks! What's up?' and you said, 'Holy Crap!' and you jumped and then-

"That's ok, Goku. I know what happened next. No need to tell me," then Trunks said under his breath, "Don't want to give you a headache..."

"What?" asked Goku.

"Nothing!" Trunks said quickly, "Hey, do you have any ideas on how to get mom and dad together?"

"Oh sure!" said Goku proudly, "Let's see, make Vegita promised Bulma he'll marry her then make him leave for five years then when he returns and fights in the tournament, Bulma well remind him that he had a promised to marry her and after he fights, they'll get marry, go on their honeymoon, and eventually they'll get 'it' on and you'll be born." (A/N: just in case you didn't know or never watched DB, this is what happened with Goku and Chichi.)

Trunks stare at him, unsure of what he should say, then whatever Goku said hit him and he answered, "Goku... we don't have five years...

"Oh, yeah!" Goku slapped the palm of his hand on his forehead, "What was I thinking?"

"Maybe, if I get them to go on a date or something," Trunks suggested, "but we wouldn't call it a date, it will be just them going out to dinner because they have no more food in the house." He smiled slyly at this statement. (A/N: drools)

"Hey, Trunks," Goku said, "how long do you think it'll be before that run out of food?"

Trunks rolled his eyes, "We'll get all the food out of the house, Dad will 'ask' for something, Mom won't make anything for him since they have no food, so she'll take him out to eat."

"Oh... you're good, you're good... we'll get the food out but where will we put it?"

"Are you hungry?" Trunks asked.

Goku raised an eyebrow, "Why? Are you going to make me eat all the food?"

"Yes."

"Hallelujah!" he proclaimed throwing his hands in the air.

Good? Yes, no, I don't care? Do you want me to continue? REVIEW and tell me!!

Trunks: Do it! Or she'll put a terrible curse on you!

Curse upon you, say I!! Now... REVIEW!!!