Hey! I'm back! And I bet you're wondering, "Why are you writing so much in one day?" Well, my mom's sick and I'm bored so whatcha gonna do?

Trunks: Find a cure for AIDS?

Me?! Not likely... So I'll continue writing until I have to go back to school. Which is another day! WEE! More torturous fanfic writings from me!! Mhahahaha!! (Disclaimer: Pleaz! Me? Own DBZ? HAHAHAHA!! Oh you're funny! You're hilarious!! HAHAHAHA!!... no I don't own DBZ)

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Chapter 2 (hey it rhymes! )

Vegita got up from his seat, stretched, and decided to finally train. Then he remembered about something he had to do. He walked to his room and headed over to his bed, leaning down and reaching under pulling out three boxes. He then walked over to his door, opened the boxes which were containing land mines. Vegita placed them in different areas in front of his door, he quickly left and came back with Bulma, her parents, and Yamcha.

"Nobody touch these," he said, pointing to the mines, "except for Yamcha, of course."

"Why only me?" Yamcha asked.

"Because you have the magic shoes," Vegita answered back giving him a pair of shoes with the words written "MAGIC" on the right shoe and "SHOES" on the left shoe. "These shoes will give you the ability to give you any wish you want by stepping on these 'wish discs.'"

"Wow," said Yamcha in awe, "Can I try it?"

"Uh... Yamcha," Bulma said about to explain to him about how stupid he was. But Vegita interrupted, "Of, course! Now we must leave because if we hear his wish it won't come true." He hurriedly pushed the Briefs family towards the kitchen.

"Wish for something nice, Yamcha!" called out Mrs. Briefs.

Yamcha quickly put on his "Magic Shoes", he closed his eyes and decided what he was going to wish for, An Extreme Makeover, yeah that'll be the life. (A/N: God knows he needs it) He lowered his foot on the mine slowly, wow! He couldn't believe he was going to have his wish come true.

In the kitchen, "Vegita, I can't believe this!" Bulma said scolding Vegita.

"Neither can I, I can't believe he actually fell for it!" He said laughing.

"BOOM!!" Silence, as everyone turned their heads toward the sound, then, "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOOM!!!" Vegita went into a fit of laughter, he was laughing so hard he grabbed Dr. Briefs coat for support. After a moment, he gathered himself and wiped the tears that had fallen onto his face. Bulma looked at him wondering how she was going kill him slowly.

A dirty, black Yamcha walked into the kitchen with a confused looked on his face. "What happened?"

Mrs. Briefs chirped in, "What did you wish for, Sweety?" This drove Vegita into another laughing fit.

ELSE WHERE

Trunks looked into the windows of the house, Goku had left earlier so he wouldn't get in trouble with Chichi. Trunks saw his father laughing his head off and pointing at a dirty Yamcha while his mother was screaming at both the men, calling Vegita insensitive and Yamcha the biggest idiot she ever meet. Trunks snickered at this noticing Yamcha was fearing his mother and his father had to sit in a chair to control himself. He saw Vegita look back at Yamcha and go into another laughing fit, which caused more yelling from his mother. His grandparents? Shrugging and asking each other what they thought Yamcha had wished for. Trunks smiled, if everything went right they would all be sitting in that kitchen happy about his mother being pregnant or his birth.

Trunks would have to wait until everyone had left the house to work out his plan, he told Goku to come back tomorrow and help him out. Bulma would be shopping, Vegita would be training, and if he heard right, his grandparents would be out for a week- long business trip.

Vegita walked out of the house still laughing about the prank he pulled on Yamcha. Funniest thing he ever did, well there was this one thing he did to Zarbon, he got beat for it, but he didn't care, it was worth the beating. He stop, "I know I sensed someone's ki around here. It's familiar too." He looked towards windows and saw Trunks slowly levitating downwards into the trees. What?! What is he doing here?! I thought he would have gone back to his time!

Vegita frowned, was he watching them, or worse: was he watching him? Trunks found a comfortable position in the branches of the tree, unaware of Vegita's knowledge of his whereabouts. He closed his eyes and thought about what his mother said before he left for the past. "When two people love each other and..." not that! That wasn't it! "Don't rush us, Trunks. It may not seem like it, but me and your father truly care for each other."

"Having a pleasant dream?" said a cold voice in Trunks' ear. He jumped and saw Vegita giving him an evil look. Trunks laughed nervously, "I wasn't sleeping," he said. "Really?" asked Vegita, "Then what were you doing? Or, better yet; what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in your time?"

Uh-oh! Trunks got caught! Why did you get caught, Trunks?!

Trunks: I don't know! You're the one writing this fic! --;;

Right you are! Now REVIEW!! OR ELSE!!

Trunks: Or else what?

SSSHHH!!! I haven't thought of anything yet!!