Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to this song, and JRR Tolkien is dead, so he can't sale me the rights to Lord of the Rings, so I have to settle with writing stories about them and wishing that Frodo would send me these things…
THE TWELVE DAYS OF THE FOURTH AGE
On the first day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me a Golden Ring of Power!
On the second day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me 2 white wizards and a Golden Ring of power!
On the third day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me 3 Elven Rings, 2 White Wizards, and a Golden Ring of Power!
On the fourth day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me 4 Helpful Hobbits, 3 Elven Rings, 2 White Wizards, and a Golden Ring of Power!
On the fifth day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me 5 NASTY ORCS! Four helpful Hobbits, 3 Elven Rings, 2 White Wizards, and a Golden Ring of Power!
On the sixth day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me 6 Words in Black Speech, 5 NASTY ORCS! Four Helpful Hobbits, 3 Elven Rings, 2 White Wizards, and a Golden Ring of Power!
On the seventh day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me 7 Dwarf Lords, 6 Words in Black Speech, 5 NASTY ORCS! Four Helpful Hobbits, 3 Elven Rings, 2 White Wizards, and a Golden Ring of Power!
On the eighth day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me 8 Mighty Fellowship, 7 Dwarf Lords, 6 Words in Black Speech, 5 NASTY ORCS! Four Helpful Hobbits, 3 Elven Rings, 2 White Wizards, and a Golden Ring of Power!
On the ninth day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me 9 Gloomy Nazgul, 8 Mighty Fellowship, 7 Dwarf Lords, 6 Words in Black Speech, 5 NASTY ORCS! Four Helpful Hobbits, 3 Elven Rings, 2 White Wizards, and a Golden Ring of Power!
On the tenth day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to 10 Proud Rohirrim, 9 Gloomy Nazgul, 8 Mighty Fellowship, 7 Dwarf Lords, 6 Words in Black Speech, 5 NASTY ORCS! Four Helpful Hobbits, 3 Elven Rings, 2 White Wizards, and a Golden Ring of Power!
On the eleventh day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me 11 Elven Archers, 10 Proud Rohirrim, 9 Gloomy Nazgul, 8 Mighty Fellowship, 7 Dwarf Lords, 6 Words in Black Speech, 5 NASTY ORCS! Four Helpful Hobbits, 3 Elven Rings, 2 White Wizards, and a Golden Ring of Power!
On the twelfth day of the Fourth Age, Frodo gave to me 12 Helms Deep Battles, 11 Elven Archers, 10 Proud Rohirrim, 9 Gloomy Nazgul, 8 Mighty Fellowship, 7 Dwarf Lords, 6 Words in Black Speech, 5 NASTY ORCS! Four Helpful Hobbits, 3 Elven Rings, 2 White Wizards, and a Golden Ring of Power!
FINITO
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